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Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
God I hope Kuchar's dopey rear end doesn't win

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I have never hated this stupid loving community more than before this tournament.
I even knew knew about it prior to this, but every vignette they've done has made me want to watch all of pebble beach slide into the sea forever

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
can’t believe I’m watching a 10 minute segment of wayne riley and rich beem playing cricket on the beach while day 4 of the us open is on

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The dogs on the beach ran onto the course and began dancing to "California dreamin" and we're told again how wonderful and normally folksy Carmel-by-the-sea is because it repealed the regulation that you can't eat ice cream in public (this is a real thing they talked about yesterday) before it dissolved into a kakfaesque Hotel California nightmare hellscape

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Tiger looks like cold poo poo.

The commentators keep insinuating something is wrong with him. He just doesn't give a drat. You can see it on his face.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Big Beef City posted:

Tiger looks like cold poo poo.

The commentators keep insinuating something is wrong with him. He just doesn't give a drat. You can see it on his face.

Well he just made back to back birdies.

He looks like he’s sick or something though.

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Viktor Hovland is just the cheeriest, dorkiest looking kid ever and I can see myself rooting for him every time I see him playing until there's a video of him kicking puppies or some poo poo. He's the anti-BAD or Reed.

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
Hovland's gonna get a huge payout if he holds his place. Not a bad way to spend a weekend for an amateur.

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Koepka is on fire.

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari

Dr. Capco posted:

Hovland's gonna get a huge payout if he holds his place. Not a bad way to spend a weekend for an amateur.

He gets prize money?

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
I thought there was a payout to 10 but I didn't check for sure

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Suprfli6 posted:

Viktor Hovland is just the cheeriest, dorkiest looking kid ever and I can see myself rooting for him every time I see him playing until there's a video of him kicking puppies or some poo poo. He's the anti-BAD or Reed.

Another great thing about him is that, despite being from Norway, he spent so much time in Oklahoma he’s picked up a twang

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION

daslog posted:

He gets prize money?

Not as an amateur. He's turning pro as soon as this tournament ends. His pro debut (along with Wolff) is next week's tournament, the Travelers Championship.

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Troy Queef posted:

Another great thing about him is that, despite being from Norway, he spent so much time in Oklahoma he’s picked up a twang

Holy poo poo you weren't kidding lol, I would never guess he was Norwegian after that interview and hearing him talk.

BCRock
Dec 13, 2005
I'm huge in Japan
Lennonmurdertruth.com

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


BCRock posted:

Lennonmurdertruth.com

I just tried going to that website and it's down because of traffic. lol

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




good thing about Woodland: he endorses Wilson, which is cool and old-school

really, REALLY bad thing about Woodland: he went to KU, and as a Mizzou grad I can't in good conscience want him to win

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug

Dr. Capco posted:

God I hope Kuchar's dopey rear end doesn't win

Congratulations!



They should re-seed these last 2 groups right now and get Woodland and Koepka together.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


There's something about Woodland that has always put me off him. I would rather Brooks win.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Josh Lyman posted:

Adam Scott was my original pick but he doesn't play that well at U.S. Opens. I'm gonna feel like an idiot if he wins the pool though.
Ughhh I'm so angry right now!!!

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug

Josh Lyman posted:

Ughhh I'm so angry right now!!!

:grin:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Also Rory Sabbatini is an rear end in a top hat who ruined my prop bets of no holes in one.

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

*Koepka flushes a 3i which carries a greenside bunker by a yard*

Announcer: Boy he just needed one less club!

:raise:

Looks like a birdie will make it a bit interesting with that push Woodland just hit on 17 though.

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Not a great chip by Koepka there.

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Holy poo poo!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I thought Woodland holed that. What a chip

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Nice chip by Woodland though. And a par by Koepka on 18 so it’s just about over.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Suprfli6 posted:

Nice chip by Woodland though. And a par by Koepka on 18 so it’s just about over.
Brooks didn’t hit his putt hard enough

Ugh Gary Woodland US Open champion just doesn’t sound right

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari
"Sweep the leg Gary!" was the best thing I heard from the spectators today.

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Best thing about this is that they’re going to finish in right around 4 hours.

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

lol what a putt

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Hell yeah. Rock Chalk Gary!

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
That was a boss as gently caress putt.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That’s how you should close out a major, with a bomb on 18.

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
Also for the betting pool peeps:

PayPal is danstrawn1 at Gmail dot com

Thanks friends ❤️

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION
Money sent.

Sergio really blew it this weekend.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Dr. Capco posted:

Also for the betting pool peeps:

PayPal is danstrawn1 at Gmail dot com

Thanks friends ❤️

Sent, when did you last win? Your goddamn info was already in my paypal account.

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
I won last year for the pga with Fleetwood being the runner up.

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Dr. Capco posted:

Also for the betting pool peeps:

PayPal is danstrawn1 at Gmail dot com

Thanks friends ❤️

Money should be on the way, even converted from my dirty socialist dollar for you

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Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
I accept all funds, even dirty socialist money. Mainly because I am a whore.

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