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other side of the pillow just hit different
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ideal bedtime configuration: on side, pillow under head + between knees. large cat behind knees/purring on butt. smaller cat tucked between arms, nose buried into my neck, snoring softly. window open with a slight breeze necessetating my big hefty comforter. there's a shitton of frogs just, loving like mad outside my window. tree frog boners and cloacea throbbing and glistening in the atrocious moonlight. that's how i sleep hbu??
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Jun 11, 2019 18:07
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wearin socks to bed only so your lil toes dont get cold peepin out of the bottom of the comforter that you have drawn up to your nose, clenched in place with your ten lil fingies
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Jun 12, 2019 19:35
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TatoPancakes posted:Head on pillow laying on back, with the windows open on a cool night with a huge fluffy blanket listening to my neighbor's dogs eat small animals in the backyard. thats the suburban version of white noise, like a washing machine, or the ocean, or yanni crimes |
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Jun 12, 2019 19:36
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rotate yourself at a constant slow rate such that every new degree of movement brings pleasure which defies all categorization. become a perfect sphere such that every angle is itself an entirely new side, an infinity of sides to switch to such that nothing ever feels anything less than incredible
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Jun 12, 2019 22:03
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a thermally insulated cup next to the AC such that cheese sticks can be kept handy by for late night snacking
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Jun 12, 2019 22:47
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i approach the bed. i inhale deeply, my spandex nighty rising and falling with my breath. ladies and gentlemen, Phizzical Khalifius, olympiad from the Isle of Man. really captured everyone's imaginations in the preliminary bout by utilizing their pillow to approximate a human body, for hugging. I step back several large steps, dip my hands in a pouch of chalk. if they cinch tonight's performance it'll be very hard for any of the larger countries to overtake them- wait, that's chalk, could they be- my god! they're going for it! I backflip several times, launching myself into an extremely rapid spin. incredible! science said it could not be done! ladies and gentlemen! my god! if you could only see it for yourself! the vortex picks up speed, yoinking the blanket and sheet into the air above me. i spread eagle, back flopping onto the bed with a joyful bounce. the sheet and blanket gentle settle into place atop me. i am already snoring. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HOW! HOW! PHYSICS ASTOUNDS! NEVER BEFORE HAS THIS AUGUST INSTITUTION WITNESSED SUCH A DISPLAY, NAY, SUCH A MASTERY, OF THE SOMNAMBIC ARTS! the sport is finished. it has been solved. we never again need practice this skill, knowing it has been done to perfection, knowing that it shall always have been done to perfection, now until always. they shall be spinning eternally in our hearts. let's bury them in the stadium to entomb this moment forever. crimes |
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Jun 14, 2019 04:02
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