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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Since this thread will eventually be entered into evidence in a court case, I'd just like to give a shout out to the paralegal assigned to read every post. 'Sup?

That's a little humor known as "Breaking the Fifth Wall" - you'll encounter this kind and much more in this thread here on the Something Awful comedy forums. Is Lowtax still alive when you are reading this? Is he the one this court case is about?

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Tane
Feb 27, 2005

just in case anyone in the future has any crazy theories about what ACTUALLY happened:

yes we destroyed on the planet on purpose. because gently caress you that's why.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
pele

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Sid Vicious posted:

Jokes are illegal here in GBS

Huge if true

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
WHY YOU THROW CHIP?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Tane posted:

just in case anyone in the future has any crazy theories about what ACTUALLY happened:

yes we destroyed on the planet on purpose. because gently caress you that's why.
don't listen to this guy, he's kidding

we understand that it's happening but not how or why. we have no idea why a comedy forum is responsible for putting so many wheels on the apocalypse machine into motion. the eye of a storm can't tell you why it turns. we just make fun of the internet and talk about making GBS threads, honest

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Tane posted:

just in case anyone in the future has any crazy theories about what ACTUALLY happened:

yes we destroyed on the planet on purpose. because gently caress you that's why.

If that was true then why didn’t everyone just get inside the time capsules IDIOT! :colbert:

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Are people in the future still fixated on urine?

Holy poo poo! Pissssssss

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here.
This place is a message and part of a system of messages.
Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Krusty meme
Daddies cummies
Flashcards with commonly and tenaciously misspelled words
Piss bottle
Brony cum jar
A crude prototype for a robotic spine
Goon lair diorama
Box of of beefy flavor hamburger helper

More comprehensible than the average post you make, keep up the good work.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

 

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I think future generations should that this site truly is something awful.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
let it be known; i eat the rear end

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Why don't they just make the whole website... out of the time capsule?!?
:jerry:

kiyoshimon
Jul 10, 2010
wrap it up goonailures, the furries won.

kiyoshimon
Jul 10, 2010

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

gently caress you
dude what is ur av from

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Hi future posters reading this


not even scramble suits can hide how long his face is

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

1redflag posted:

This place is not a place of honor.
No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
Nothing valued is here.
This place is a message and part of a system of messages.
Pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib
Remember everything GBS stands for future goon

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

kiyoshimon posted:

wrap it up goonailures, the furries won.
won what though

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
yes future kids whales were big ol mammals you could just fuckin like SEE swimmin around in the ocean it was bonkers

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Peanut President posted:

yes future kids whales were big ol mammals you could just fuckin like SEE swimmin around in the ocean it was bonkers

Oh your mom likes to swim haha freaking owned

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

FactsAreUseless posted:

won what though

The hearts and minds of our beleaguered nation

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
As of today July 3rd Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and Dick Van Dyke are all alive. This will not be the case in 5 years.

Also I am anticipating at least 2 Rolling Stones to bounce as well.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Who What Now posted:

The hearts and minds of our beleaguered nation
:furcry:

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

sunken fleet posted:

Remember everything GBS stands for future goon



Pretty funny, except for the fact that it was a gimmick

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Telebite posted:

Pretty funny, except for the fact that it was a gimmick
Who cares, it was funny. That just means they pulled it off, good work.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
People were really into Keanu Reeves this year and I don't know if you future people remember that but isn't it weird?

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Zeroisanumber posted:

People were really into Keanu Reeves this year and I don't know if you future people remember that but isn't it weird?

I mean I think he's pretty cool like everyone else but I don't get how like thousands of youtubers had to post their overjoyed crying reactions to the cyberpunk trailer reveal that he's in it

I mean he's not that cool. Is he?

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

get over your self yong yea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSoEQMZJn38

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

We have one very important truth, a fact that holds our reality together and gives all life and posting meaning. That truth is this: Pee is stored in the balls.

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
looks like you're still around. i hope you're happy. don't lose hope.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Can you goons put some goddamn worthy stuff in this time capsule please, I don't want us to open it in 2032 and find a load of lovely anime porn and stale farts

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Wow, a lot sure changed over the last year!

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Thots and Prayers posted:

Since this thread will eventually be entered into evidence in a court case, I'd just like to give a shout out to the paralegal assigned to read every post. 'Sup?

That's a little humor known as "Breaking the Fifth Wall" - you'll encounter this kind and much more in this thread here on the Something Awful comedy forums. Is Lowtax still alive when you are reading this? Is he the one this court case is about?

What did you know, Thots and Prayers? WHAT DID YOU KNOW?

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Sid Vicious posted:

Oh your mom likes to swim haha freaking owned

hosed up if this is true. wow

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Let's bury this once more and never look back.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Cloner of the Elks posted:

Wow, a lot sure changed over the last year!

You fuckin cheater, I thought this wasn't going to be a opened again until 2032?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

MakaVillian posted:

You fuckin cheater, I thought this wasn't going to be a opened again until 2032?

We can't be sure this forum will be around in 12 months much less 12 years.

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

MakaVillian posted:

You fuckin cheater, I thought this wasn't going to be a opened again until 2032?

Oh poo poo, you're right! Quick, throw more poo poo into the capsule before it's gone forever

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