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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
*delicately places photo of richard inside the capsule*

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I hope that guys mom learned how to swim the ice caps are gonna melt lol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It has been 14 months and furries continue to endear themselves to the world

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Mirage posted:

Hello future! We're perfectly aware that you guys are fuuuuuucked. The apocalypse that you're currently experiencing (or have recently experienced) will not be a surprise to us in any way. And we're not doing anything about it, either, even though we could probably avert it by expending the slightest modicum of effort. But that would mean fewer burgers and not being able to keep our lights on all night, and that's no way to live!

Sorry. Our bad. After a few thousand years of harsh polluted wasteland, maybe things will get better, though! At least you have that to look forward to, right?

lol wow

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
I'm opening the time capsule again, ladies and gentlegoons *turns open heavy capsule lid, wafts away stale farts*.

Have your predictions been accurate? Have you survived another year without being banned? Have you got something cool to add to the time capsule?

In the last year...
Jeffrey is our new forums overlord! (gently caress you, Lowtax, you wife beating rear end in a top hat)
COVID still exists!
Brexit has happened and the Queen is well!
Donald Trump is president no longer!
A alien landed on earth a few days ago (allegedly) and told us to prepare for the alien war!
Cryptocurrency is all the rage again!
A partial WaffleImages recovery has been made!

You only have like, a week before I bury this thing again so you'd better post quick to help build a better tomorrow, ok??

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Sunswipe posted:

Hello, future me! Please invent a time machine and use it to come suck my dick, you fuckman.

No.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Who What Now posted:

It has been 14 months and furries continue to endear themselves to the world

Furries are back to just being horny weirdos now.

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

So that future generations know our greatness.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

After almost exactly 20 years, Afghanistan is back under Taliban control. Good job everyone!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
On this day in 2021, I, a Something Awful forums user:
Went to work
Ate pizza for lunch
Pooped on the clock
Made this post

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Does the clock still work?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


dear me,

please remember to prepare something for the time capsule next year

thanks

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Hello future something awful forum members; everything now was is just as bad as thing are in ...then/ your future/ my future/ your present?

And hopefully imgur is going to keep this image up:

Here is what the main page looked like.


this post brought to you by a world without covid

but, this post also brought to you by a world without balldo, so... :thunk:

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman


:fella:

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

shame on an IGA posted:

this post brought to you by a world without covid

but, this post also brought to you by a world without balldo, so... :thunk:

Ah, yes, Balldo! One of the greatest inventions to come from the last year, truly changing our lives.

It's difficult to imagine a world without Balldo

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'll let this fester here for the next five years.

:nws: Goatface :nws:

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Hello future me. How is it being the President of America?

fps_nug
Feb 21, 2021

horsing around no longer
posting here to say u just lost the game

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fps_nug posted:

posting here to say u just lost the game

you motherfucker

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRhy__C0UqQ

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Hello future moonman, I want you to know that I think poop is absolutely hilarious.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Oh. Hello to myself in the future! By now you probably have at least 12 cats.

FacePox
Jun 16, 2021

Are internet weirdos still really into cryptocurrency in the future or did they get bored?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



You woke up like death warmed over, a hangover so terrible in its magnificence you prayed to any powers listening that you would never let yourself get so inebriated again if they would just make the pain go away.

You got hammered again, didn't you, you fuckin imbecile

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

This video was our crowning achievement as a species in 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09tbodL4M6I

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

*hoping I'm still alive to read this*

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


Hey future me: gently caress you.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

AHH F/UGH posted:

This video was our crowning achievement as a species in 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09tbodL4M6I

What are the balls for? And why are they hardening? This video confuses me, I'm not sure about any of those things

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Brute Hole Force posted:

Culo in the morning, culo in the evening, culo at supper time :butt:

This guy got perma'd. He is now stuck in the time capsule forever

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Sid Vicious posted:

Jokes are illegal here in GBS

this is still true

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Hello my future girlfriend girlfriend at the time of opening this time capsule.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK OP!!!!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Somebody owes me a new smartphone because I just spit my mountain dew all over mine

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
today is my birthday. please remember this day future people, and celebrate

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

hello future fluffy bunnies

I hope you've made it out of georgia and somewhere cooler by now

Rutibex posted:

today is my birthday. please remember this day future people, and celebrate

greetings from the future, happy birthday friend.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

a dmc delorean posted:

I'm opening the time capsule again, ladies and gentlegoons *turns open heavy capsule lid, wafts away stale farts*.

Have your predictions been accurate? Have you survived another year without being banned? Have you got something cool to add to the time capsule?

In the last year...
Jeffrey is our new forums overlord! (gently caress you, Lowtax, you wife beating rear end in a top hat)
COVID still exists!
Brexit has happened and the Queen is well!
Donald Trump is president no longer!
A alien landed on earth a few days ago (allegedly) and told us to prepare for the alien war!
Cryptocurrency is all the rage again!
A partial WaffleImages recovery has been made!

You only have like, a week before I bury this thing again so you'd better post quick to help build a better tomorrow, ok??

Hey look guys! I'm opening the time capsule again! Its been another year, wow! Guys?

Now... what's to report?

  • Jeffe still the owner. Lowtax took his own life.
  • Joe Biden is president and the Queen is DEAD. King Charles III took the crown, pif pif!
  • Covid still exists - I know this for real because I had it a few weeks ago and I didn't like it so much. 6.5 million deaths recorded.
  • The alien war never happened, unfortunately. Why? Noone can really say.
  • Cryptocurrency is definitely no longer all the rage again, but El Salvador now accepts it as official currency.


And what else is new?

  • Kiwifarms got stepped on.
  • Russia declared war on Ukraine for some dumb reason and now gasoline costs too much.
  • A heart was transplanted from a pig to a human.
  • Monkey pox was a thing for a while.
  • Balldo disappeared somewhere.
  • People don't seem to be growing alien eggs in their butt as often anymore, unless they maybe just stopped telling people about it, idk.


My life is pretty much still the same, future me. I read the forums sometimes, and sometimes I don't. My last fart was yesterday and I've still never had my prostate checked because I'm still living in my youth, maaaan.

What do you want to tell your future selves, goons?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Didn’t real lmao

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK OP!!!!!!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3891681&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post495840969

Wow this is me I wish I could hit myself across the face and say get your rear end up and do something God drat it motherfuck



I didn't tho

Then covid hit

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
It's neat to see that though

Started posting in 2011 in cspam lol

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