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Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

very upsetting. was going to chime in on somethibg useful about ‘gently caress the bruins’ and instead complained at someone’s apartment about poor phone service and how instagram is working fine

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
lowtax was banned from twitter because he livestreamed himself mixing concrete in a threatening way. this is now canon

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Nice indexing! These forums are flying by so fast they left burn marks on my monitor and I didn't even have it turned on!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Forums are too fast now oh god help

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Forums work fine for me. :smuggo:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Forums seem to be working and not slow

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Macnult posted:

very upsetting. was going to chime in on somethibg useful about ‘gently caress the bruins’ and instead complained at someone’s apartment about poor phone service and how instagram is working fine

were they home?

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Putty posted:

Forums are too fast now oh god help
I hit the Post button and immediately shot out of my window

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Something feels a little fucky right now. The forums work but without the usual spring in their step.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Icochet posted:

Something feels a little fucky right now. The forums work but without the usual spring in their step.

The forums are dying Cloudflare

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

It was me, I used the search function. I'm sorry.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Yeah this sucks.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

The forums are dying Cloudflare

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

The Lurkers were right. All of them posting at once disturbed the vbulletin ecosystem of scotch tape and prayers

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

lowtax may have to implement some kind of forums austerity

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Infinity Stones. Now it's up to you to find them. Bring our forum back!

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM
Xenforo when

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Time for post rationing. This is already my third post today so good night I guess.

e: wait do edits count? Because I've still got some really poignant stuff about mass murder and gun control I need to unload somewhere

Icochet fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Aug 7, 2019

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
forums indexed with actual index cards

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
The forums are actually incredibly fast. They're just very far away.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




It’s too cold in here. I shouldn’t need to dress in layers just to come to the forums every day.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Irritating as hell

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sorry, it's me, I'm simultaneously refreshing every thread to check for bad opinions about pizza that I should respond to.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Someone should check on Lowtax to see if he's okay

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Someone got pineapple all gunked up in the search engine

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
pear blossom sighing,
falling, kisses dewy ground.
forums slow again

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Captain Hygiene posted:

Sorry, it's me, I'm simultaneously refreshing every thread to check for bad opinions about pizza that I should respond to.

We found our forums Jonah, mods!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I like I get a page saying the site is down from January 28. Lol

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Burt Sexual posted:

I like I get a page saying the site is down from January 28. Lol

Which year?


Hell, which decade?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shut up Meg posted:

Which year?


Hell, which decade?

Since Lowtax still has a Twitter? I'd wager 2009

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
do we need to chant incantations to the Vbulletin gods, or is that reserved for later today?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Rad-daddio posted:

do we need to chant incantations to the Vbulletin gods, or is that reserved for later today?

They're only taking sacrifices now, and, well.... *looks at list of acceptable posters and ticks name off*

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'd like to lodge a complaint to management about the 30 minutes a year or so that it takes me a good 18 seconds longer to spew my hot filth in this destitute place.
Over the 16 years I've been here that really adds up and I've got a lot better to do with my life than sit here at home unemployed at 1:49pm on a Tuesday and wait for his drat search Windex to clean his server case OR WHATEVER HE CLAIMS NOW

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Big Beef City posted:

I'd like to lodge a complaint to management about the 30 minutes a year or so that it takes me a good 18 seconds longer to spew my hot filth in this destitute place.
Over the 16 years I've been here that really adds up and I've got a lot better to do with my life than sit here at home unemployed at 1:49pm on a Tuesday and wait for his drat search Windex to clean his server case OR WHATEVER HE CLAIMS NOW

We need to create a plan for this. Reinstate 56k warning tags. Start shutting down subforums. Only roleplaying as talking dogs is allowed. Etc.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Chinatown, forums slow

u beat me u fucker!!!!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

With service like this, Cloudflare could've kept hosting 8chan and it would've had the same effect.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It's Moridin's Revenge TM

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Spins posted:

It's Moridin's Revenge TM

I change my Jonah theory, this ban made God angry.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Nurge posted:

The forums are actually incredibly fast. They're just very far away.

lmao

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Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Spins posted:

It's Moridin's Revenge TM

Moridin was a load bearing user. Radium's house of cards is tumbling down. Checkmate.

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