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sweet thursday posted:Someone should check on Lowtax to see if he's okay I already messaged him about it before I saw this. I think he's on his mid-afternoon nap right now. Anyway, I'm sure the forums are just "indexing" the punch cards right now.
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Good Sphere posted:I already messaged him about it before I saw this. I think he's on his mid-afternoon nap right now. Anyway, I'm sure the forums are just "indexing" the punch cards right now. maybe we should try "punching" the index cards instead this time
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Chinatown posted:u beat me u fucker!!!! This thread was from the last time forums slow some intrepid soul decided to bump instead of you traditionally creating a new thread this is out of my control. To be fair I DID mention your name in order to keep some semblance of etiquette as the forums were very slow back then and you hadn't posted a forums slow thread within an hour and it felt extremely wrong.
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Look at all the dumb millennials in this thread that don’t appreciate the nostalgia of dial up speeds.
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Bump the thread every day the forums are slow.
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Chomp8645 posted:Bump the thread every day the forums slow.
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Big Beef City posted:I'd like to lodge a complaint to management about the 30 minutes a year or so that it takes me a good 18 seconds longer to spew my hot filth in this destitute place. It's Wednesday. You've lost a whole day waiting for the pages to refresh
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Slow as hell for me. must be indexing the words dead, gay and forums right now
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:This thread was from the last time forums slow some intrepid soul decided to bump instead of you traditionally creating a new thread this is out of my control. its cool. i was, get this, actually working, at work. loving bullshit imho.
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had some fun on the forums today with my ol pal smiley
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remember that guy that broke the forums by signing up for coupons only and putting over 10k people on his ignore list? and that guy that got banned for using webtv
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as a doctor, yes.
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:Sorums Flow Dr. Fishopolis posted:as a doctor, yes. hella powerful av combo. strong enough to slow down the forums truth be told
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:Sorums Flow No
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i *heart emoji* my dead gay forums
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 Still looking for bad pizzapinions, sorry
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The forums actually started slowing down billions of years ago, but the slower speeds are just now reaching us.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
We all know who that is! *farts* It's me! Deep dish or fuk u!
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SSssssllllloooooowwwww pppppooooossssttttiiiiinngggggg
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404/504 chances your post doesn’t make it.
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sssssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww pppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooossssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg
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This makes moderation easier, yet more difficult.
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Burt Sexual posted:This makes moderation easier, yet more difficult. Mods slow when forums slow
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Burt inexplicably finds himself slowing to 30mph on the roaring fast highway as cars whip past him honking their horns. "Ohhhhhh shhhhiiiiiiitttttt...." Burt moans out painstakingly "...forrruuuummmssss ssssloooowww...'
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 Deep inside the Something Awful Dot Com Forums headquarters, workers struggle to keep up with the ever-increasing demand for messages to be posted on time!
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don't post animated gifs you maniacs!
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Sometimes you have to take the forums cart out, blow on it then slam it back in, sometimes it helps. Othertimes you gotta do it twice or it just won't work ya know.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Someone let Chinatown into the mail room again, the tubes are clogged with beef and porno mags.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaC0vNLdLvY&t=76s
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they've almost finished writing down the posts so you can submit requests to the search man, itll be worth it
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Operator? Yes, I'd like to place one post to the somethingawful dot com forums, please.
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Grevling posted:Operator? Yes, I'd like to place one post to the somethingawful dot com forums, please.  "Please hold."
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OP. STOP. WOULD YOU PLEASE. STOP. SUCK. STOP. MY GOD drat BALLS. STOP.
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hi op is your name "Forums" lol hope no one else has made this joke yet
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like a whack-a-mole of poo poo-sucking. Both this episode of forums slowness and my own posting forever. Amen.
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