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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pretty fast now!


Hang on boys!!!!!!!!

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AstroWhale
Mar 28, 2009
I love my fast gay forum

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


this is too fast now I feel like I'm going to fall off this runaway train

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
We need to slow down the forums or the posts may move too quickly and fly off!!!

pram
Jun 10, 2001
forums being slow and broken really captured the 2001 experience tho

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Im getting motion sickness

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

If the speed is making you apprehensive I suggest investing in a posting helmet. It really takes the edge off.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Forums are muy speedy now

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


big nipples big life posted:

If the speed is making you apprehensive I suggest investing in a posting helmet. It really takes the edge off.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I was doing laundry last night and had no fuckin forums to read and shitpost on. Now the forums are back and I already have clean clothes! What kinda bull poo poo is this.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I was doing laundry last night and had no fuckin forums to read and shitpost on. Now the forums are back and I already have clean clothes! What kinda bull poo poo is this.

1. poo poo in clothing
2. shitpost in forums while removing poo poo from clothing

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


don't doxx me

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Rad-daddio posted:

1. poo poo in clothing
2. shitpost in forums while removing poo poo from clothing

That poo poo might just work

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



Hi Bubbles

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Really happy with this forums speed thank you senior taxman

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Back to effective stalking :ninja:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I tried goggling lowtax's Twitter when the forums went down but he was banned(lol) so I had not idea what was going on. Was very worried

Someone send me lowtax phone number and home address. A pager number or whatever

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Opferwurst posted:

I tried goggling lowtax's Twitter when the forums went down but he was banned(lol) so I had not idea what was going on. Was very worried

Someone send me lowtax phone number and home address. A pager number or whatever

https://www.facebook.com/richkyanka

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Forums were slow. Life over.

Forums now fast. Life begin.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I didn't know you have a bunny! You should bring it on stream sometime.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Also sorry about this poo poo, I'll try to give more of an advance warning. Honestly I didn't think it'd 504 the joint, but the search db has a bunch of really old poo poo in it apparently, and it was choking the disc. We're going to try deleting it (we made a backup, don't worry) and we're gonna see if that helps late tonight when we attempt to re-re-re-re-re-re-index search again. And also don't worry, we've analyzed the problem and figured out why the search indexer stopped twice this year, this should not happen again after this indexing.



























of course it will, thanks ZDR for taking my money and disappearing without leaving any docs detailing the backend, you motherfucker

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Big searches, big life

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Forums were slow. Life over.

Forums now fast. Life begin.
If I can make a deal with Cloudflare, I can get them even faster by enabling some dynamic optimization service on their end, but there's no way in gently caress I'm doing it now, because last time I turned it on to test for a couple days (and it definitely worked), but my monthly bill went from $200 to over $3000 I believe (because it charges based on traffic, not a flat rate).

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Chomp8645 posted:

Big searches, big life

Stay safe search ghost

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Is the FTC going to let us file a claim for damages? I’m hoping to get a goku wallscroll out of the slow forums settlement.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I was asleep lowtax and didn’t notice but thank you anyway

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
It's supremely incredible how every single backend coder for SA seems to turn out a huge sleazeball. You have the worst luck.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Nurge posted:

It's supremely incredible how every single backend coder for SA seems to turn out a huge sleazeball. You have the worst luck.
Choochacacko was great. In fact, he's the one who's actually helping me again now!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The sudden speed up of the forums (were going slow) has got me woozy, may need a nap

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Professor Shark posted:

The sudden speed up of the forums (were going slow) has got me woozy, may need a nap
I'm actually doing some A/B testing now... do the forums seem noticeably quicker for anybody?

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008


I'd be your friend but then youd see who I really am and my terrible secret!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Lowtax posted:

I'm actually doing some A/B testing now... do the forums seem noticeably quicker for anybody?

They are pretty drat fast right now, glad I have my posting helmet.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Communist Bear posted:

I'd be your friend but then youd see who I really am and my terrible secret!

Are you the terrible secret of space? Have I finally found you?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's too fast now, i can't handle it

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
I'm posting terrible garbage before I even touch the keyboard. Science has gone too far.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Life, uh, finds a way.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Mozi posted:

it's too fast now, i can't handle it
Buy some fingerless gloves with red lasers on them, then you'll be able to surf the information superhighway in style

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Rad-daddio posted:

Life, uh, finds a way.
Dead gay forums, uh, do too

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

pixaal posted:

Are you the terrible secret of space? Have I finally found you?

Oh gently caress!

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Forums faster than I’ve seen. For real. Cheetah like.

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