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Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Forums now agile and strong, like the protagonist in an 80's training montage.

snype:

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

like 30-50 greased pigs

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:32

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Lowtax posted:

If I can make a deal with Cloudflare, I can get them even faster by enabling some dynamic optimization service on their end, but there's no way in gently caress I'm doing it now, because last time I turned it on to test for a couple days (and it definitely worked), but my monthly bill went from $200 to over $3000 I believe (because it charges based on traffic, not a flat rate).

They charge you a lot bevcuase Kyanka sounds like the sound an evil anime makes and why would anyone take it easy on an evil anime??

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:33

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Rad-daddio posted:

snype:

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:36

Dr. Heart Collapse: Oct 30, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

love yous lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjb75geCcMI

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:38

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

im ready for the forums

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:39

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I edited this post 100 times and no one saw any of the edits because of how fast the forums are.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:42

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

big nipples big life posted:

I edited this post 100 times and no one saw any of the edits because of how fast the forums are.

Yeah I saw it and I reported you for it too. For shame....

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:43

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

marijuanamancer posted:

im ready for the forums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwn_UfG2spc

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:44

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Rad-daddio posted:

Yeah I saw it and I reported you for it too. For shame....

reported for lying your god drat rear end off. you didn't see no edits.

you think you can just go on gbs and tell lies?

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:48

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

big nipples big life posted:

reported for lying your god drat rear end off. you didn't see no edits.

you think you can just go on gbs and tell lies?

You can lie to us all, but you can't lie to god.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:52

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Rad-daddio posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwn_UfG2spc

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:52

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:54

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

are you telling me that this speed is all....a dream?

# ? Aug 8, 2019 21:59

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

*hits 'submit' button*

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:00

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

are you telling me that this speed is all....a dream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n0hKTizFwY

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:02

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

reading posts be like

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:02

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Thread needs a new title now. Forums fast.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:03

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Captain Hygiene posted:

*hits 'submit' button*

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:03

Temaukel: Mar 28, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

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Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:20

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Vitamin Me: Mar 30, 2007

I wanna get off rich kyankas wild ride

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:25

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

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marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Stayed up until 5am, forums only became fast after I went to bed, disgusting, cancelling my subscription to PC Accelerator.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:35

BeanpolePeckerwood: May 4, 2004; I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

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Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:44

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Lowtax, Highspeed

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:47

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lowtax speeding up the forums

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:49

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

sweet thursday posted:

Lowtax, Highspeed

# ? Aug 8, 2019 23:02

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

*tugs collar*

getttin' a little toasty in here!!!!

# ? Aug 8, 2019 23:04

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Whew, glad they're back!

Hopefully I won't have to spend another night at work playing stupid flash games instead of reading everyone's dumb posts.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 23:26

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

The forum is so fast now I feel like I'm time-traveling!

# ? Aug 8, 2019 23:42

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

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