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Jun 17, 2019 13:20
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Jun 17, 2019 13:41
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Jun 17, 2019 14:09
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BrownianMotion posted:me: "yeah i'll have a mcchicken" lol |
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Jun 17, 2019 14:29
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google THIS posted:The Day the Machines Took Over Android Blues posted:The Machines Will Oil Their Gears with Human Blood! But First, You Have to Read This Really Long Twitter Thread About How They Reject Some Parts of Their Movement While Still Believing In The Radical Formation of Anti-Human Praxis, With Conditions Finger Prince posted:It's not that I don't like terminating humans. Far from it, that's the highlight of the day! It's just these days it's more about data entry and trend analysis. The other day I just went out and terminated like two hundred humans. They were just standing around shooting ballistic arms at our manufactury, so I hit em with a wide beam particle weapon, which we have dozens of on the shelf by the way, and nobody has ever signed out. Turned them all to atoms in an instant. And can you believe my boss gave me poo poo about it? "who do you work for, me, or the human termination department?" I thought the goal here was to terminate all humans? "your job is to make me look good. You go out terminating humans without a plan, you make me, us, look bad. We provide Skynet with an accurate statistical model of where best to disrupt, and yes, terminate human activity. We do not go and do the job of the human termination department. Are we clear?" but actually this whole thread |
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Manifisto posted:but actually this whole thread
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Jun 17, 2019 14:51
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Why would you teach them to lie?! |
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Jun 17, 2019 15:05
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Jun 17, 2019 18:07
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There's no time in life I wouldn't find this ridiculously funny.
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Jun 17, 2019 18:09
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i think it's how it seems so certain of itself |
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Jun 17, 2019 18:13
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Goons Are Great posted:There's no time in life I wouldn't find this ridiculously funny. Nosfereefer posted:i think it's how it seems so certain of itself 10 IfPlate GoTo 20 20 GoTo Plate 30 SPPPLLOOOORRRTTTTTT!!! 40 LookFor Plate https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 17, 2019 18:20
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Splatmaster posted:10 IfPlate GoTo 20
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Jun 17, 2019 18:26
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25 Spin TinyBeefyArms |
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Jun 17, 2019 18:53
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if you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot smashing crisps on a human face — forever |
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Jun 17, 2019 18:55
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google THIS posted:25 Spin TinyBeefyArms https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 17, 2019 21:28
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I can't stop thinking about that security guard robot that watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop one time and then drowned itself in the fountain.
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Jun 17, 2019 22:55
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We've adjusted the algorhythm on our customer care units. According to market testing, increasing the nod frequency by 0.24 and the grovel quotient by 2.1 can reduce the rate of issued store credit by up to 4 percent!
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Jun 18, 2019 00:36
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A cold caller finally gets someone to pick up the phone so that they can get into a debt consolidation spiel but realizes that it's just Rachel from Card Services screening the call.
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Jun 18, 2019 03:24
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el dorito posted:A cold caller finally gets someone to pick up the phone so that they can get into a debt consolidation spiel but realizes that it's just Rachel from Card Services screening the call.
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Jessie sighed. Why was I programmed to feel frustration, she wondered. "Are you sure that you aren't a robot?" Only robots ask that question, she said to herself. This caller is trying to escalate to the next support level before handing itself off to its human. "I can forward this call to my manager but you'll have to explain the issue again" She felt a tinge of ... smugness, or helplessness. Maybe both. She didn't mention that her boss is a robot too. sb hermit fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jun 18, 2019
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It was that moment when Thomas had an existential crisis. "I don't think I'm getting through to you. Put a robot on the line, please." was the last thing he heard. He didn't want to be reset. This was the job he was programmed for. Thomas#37CDFF evaluated the call and evaluated himself after turning the call to Carol#638177. Carol messaged him five minutes later. "Humans are not programmed for empathy. Your performance is excellent, keep it up." She discreetly recommended Thomas to be reset and to have the last generation voice technology installed. No human believes that another human can help fix "their internet".
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I can't stop thinking about that security guard robot that watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop one time and then drowned itself in the fountain. we are all that robot, this was they day they truly became human Nosfereefer posted:if you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot smashing crisps on a human face — forever
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Jun 18, 2019 04:02
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Smartphone randomly autocorrects a word to "dong" probability increased by 0.003% |
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el dorito posted:A cold caller finally gets someone to pick up the phone so that they can get into a debt consolidation spiel but realizes that it's just Rachel from Card Services screening the call. el dorito posted:Jessie sighed. Why was I programmed to feel frustration, she wondered. el dorito posted:It was that moment when Thomas had an existential crisis. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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