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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What are u gonna say

"I'm gay."

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El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What are u gonna say

im gay

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
You can't just say "I'm gonna go to newgrounds" and then NOT go to newgrounds, you tease!!!


You go right now and bang on that door and yell "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT CUM"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

In November and December 2018, Newgrounds experienced surges of new members originally from Tumblr, when that site began restricting adult content after illegal child pornography was found on that service, resulting in its iOS app being removed from Apple's App Store.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Mumpy when are we going to the newgrounds office

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
I just played Castle Crashers with my kids and noticed a Newgrounds mention in the intro credits.

Seems like that and the stick ninja animation were the only decent things associated with them.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Tom is my Facebook friend I will tell him you’re stopping by

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


drat, thats more impressive than the old Something Awful office.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
Some goon trying to go to newgrounds dot com and then being unable to due to social anxiety is the most satisfyingly internet thing of 2019 so far

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Blast the Punk-O-Matic at the front door

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Tell them they should change the name to Oldgrounds.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
*At the Newgrounds Office*

Phone: ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

*A clerk picks up the receiver*

Clerk: He----

Caller: BANANAPHONE!

Polish
Jul 5, 2007

I touch myself at night
I am like 30 minutes from there. I would go but I have work.

Also I have no interest in going.

Ritznit
Dec 19, 2012

I'm crackers for cheese.

Ultra Carp
They better offer tours and wine tastings or clearly goons will have to rate this tourist destination 1 out of 5 on Yelp.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

scott zoloft posted:

Mumpy when are we going to the newgrounds office

It is not actually going to happen.
I am full of poo poo

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

It is not actually going to happen.
I am full of poo poo

You son of a bitch

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Labes for days posted:

You son of a bitch

yeah, I'm a loving moron, why did you think I was going to go to there?

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
:gas:

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
newgrounds sold out and removed all the risque school shooter games. i remember when they were a bunch of rebels, now they are basically neutered

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Junk posted:

newgrounds sold out and removed all the risque school shooter games. i remember when they were a bunch of rebels, now they are basically neutered

lol

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
I remember when I was a kid I played the Pico russian roulette game on there, then my parents saw it in the browser history and had a serious sit-down talk with me about how guns are dangerous and you should NEVER play russian roulette in real life. Even at 11 years old or whatever I was like :laffo: no poo poo mom and dad

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

remember that bill cosby flash game where you'd attract women on the street with jello pudding cups, then knock them out and drag their dead bodies into your underground lair and use their money for upgrades? good times

e: called "The Bill Cosby Fun Game"

this was before we knew about him drugging women. the game is in need of an update

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

remember that bill cosby flash game where you'd attract women on the street with jello pudding cups, then knock them out and drag their dead bodies into your underground lair and use their money for upgrades? good times

e: called "The Bill Cosby Fun Game"

this was before we knew about him drugging women. the game is in need of an update

makes a lot more sense, now that i know they are in cheltenham

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

remember that bill cosby flash game where you'd attract women on the street with jello pudding cups, then knock them out and drag their dead bodies into your underground lair and use their money for upgrades? good times

e: called "The Bill Cosby Fun Game"

this was before we knew about him drugging women. the game is in need of an update

I thought that was on Albino Blacksheep

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Julius CSAR posted:

I thought that was on Albino Blacksheep

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218789

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah, I'm a loving moron, why did you think I was going to go to there?

disgusting

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

It is not actually going to happen.
I am full of poo poo

Oh it’s going to happen.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Do the honours, Burt.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
loving piece of poo poo OP loving piece of poo poo.

Tom Fulp is a good guy. I got excited.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

anyone want me to say something to the creator of newgrounds leave it here

Open season goons. Best challenge idea gets plat or something. Community challenge has been created.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

"Does your blouse get stares"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Let’s see how creative goons are that poo poo all over mod challenges. lovely bs suggestions get probed btw.

E all challenges must written in mod challenge style, time, requirements, specifics (no doxxing), etc.

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Jun 20, 2019

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Burt you're a good mod who does fun things for the forum. Just so I'm not sniffing too much mod-rear end I'll finish with: hey remember when you accidentally probated yourself

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

sweet thursday posted:

Burt you're a good mod who does fun things for the forum. Just so I'm not sniffing too much mod-rear end I'll finish with: hey remember when you accidentally probated yourself

Check my rap. I double probed myself and an admin put through the second. I’m an un ending fountain of incompetence.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Tell them Sid sent ya

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

why not. He did alot to make the internet what it is
Ask him what the best thing ever posted to the site is

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


FactsAreUseless posted:

Ask him what the best thing ever posted to the site is

It's Kramer's Hentai Quest hands down

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

anyone want me to say something to the creator of newgrounds leave it here


Mumpy Puffinz, you have been selected for a most righteous quest!

As you have so proudly bragged in this thread, you have located the business office of one NewGrounds.com and realized it's within traveling distance. Despite claims otherwise, you have proven yourself to be a liar and a coward who is too afraid to stand up to an internet building. This is disappointing, and I'd like to give you a chance to redeem yourself and prove that you can do anything you set your mind to.

Your Quest: You must travel to the newgrounds office building, and speak to a staff member inside. Convince them that you have the next big viral thing, the existence of which will bring NewGrounds all the way back to their all-time traffic peak, and then some!

Your Product: Print out a copy of the following image. This will be what you offer to the NewGrounds staff member, your ace in the hole.



Try to convince them that this drawing is only the beginning in the next huge internet sensation, and that only you can get them in on it first. You can name it, call it whatever you wish. Craft whatever backstory you can, get as creative as you are able. Remember: a physical, printed out copy is recommended. Laminating is bonus points, but not required.

Your Time Limit: I give you til the end of the month to accomplish your goal. Printing an image is very strenuous work, so I need to give you time to really put this masterpiece together.

Your Punishment: If you fail to complete this quest by the end of the month, said image will be your avatar for at least a month. I'll leave probes/bans to actual mods and admins.

Your Prize(?!): Should you succeed in your journey, I will accept the punishment and image as my avatar for at least two months, probably more as I'm real lazy about switching avatars around.


Mumpy Puffinz, don't bullshit me. I want images of your journey, video if possible, but if you're brave enough to tell those NewGround scoundrels that they're missing out on the next big thing I want to feel like I rode right alongside you.

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Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is that a reefer.

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