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Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Schweinhund posted:

:siren: Mumpy Puffinz mod challenge :siren:

You must go to the Newgrounds office sometime this weekend during daytime. Record a video with your phone while you are standing outside the office. Every time any person walks by you have to ask them "Could you film me standing in front of the Newgrounds office?" and hand them your phone. Then stand against the building and let them film you waving at the camera. You must do this for 20 minutes and you must upload the full unedited 20 minute video to youtube and post the link here. The video must include at least 1 person recording you and the video should be narrated the whole time. If you fail to do this you will given a ban + a 30 day probation.

This challenge, but instead of actually doing it, you have to make it in flash. You have to post it to newgrounds and supply the link of your finished work.

For the flash version, you must instead have at least four interactions animated with a minimum 30 painstakingly awkward seconds each, and you CANNOT supply your own voice. You must convince at least 5 people to join you in this parody of technology and art.


Success or failure are dependent on subjective judgement of the overall finished product.

Bonus: Provided you pass the challenge, [some arbitrary number a mod can think up] good reviews of your animation on the site means you can probate anyone who posted in the thread for a week

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b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

Genesplicer posted:

I'm almost tempted to say that if Mumpy succeeds, you get the penalty...

yes

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
If you does OP you'll end up shamed like Jon "DocEvil" Hendren but if you don't........

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Ask them if they known Ebaum

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


**************RECEIVED TRANSMISSION**************

***DECRYPT***

SIERRA ALPHA FOXTROT OSCAR ROMEO UTAH MIKE SIERRA

CATEGORY IMMEDIATE

READ AND DESTROY

MUMPY PUFFINZ ATTEND NEWGROUNDS HQ

INFILTRATE FACILITY AS S.A. FORUMS MEMBER

METHOD: INTRODUCE SELF AS S.A. FORUMS MEMBER, JUST STOPPING BY FOR SOCIALIZATION PURPOSES

TECHNIQUE: BRING ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES OR OTHER FOOD/DRINK ITEMS, REQUEST TOUR, SOCIALIZE

DATA COLLECTION: PHOTO AND/OR VIDEO

EXFILTRATE AT SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE TIME

MISSION CRITICAL TIME - 3 DAYS

POST FINDINGS HERE

MISSION FAILURE MAY INCLUDE 14 DAY PROBATION, ALTERATION IN TITLE, DISAVOWMENT BY FELLOW AGENTS

***END***

a mysterious cloak fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jun 21, 2019

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I built in failure by requiring OP to socialize. :laffo:

Polish
Jul 5, 2007

I touch myself at night
OP blew up a butane refinery in attempt to destroy the Newgrounds office. Way to go guys.

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/new...-511615281.html

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

a mysterious cloak posted:

**************RECEIVED TRANSMISSION**************

***DECRYPT***

SIERRA ALPHA FOXTROT OSCAR ROMEO UTAH MIKE SIERRA

CATEGORY IMMEDIATE

READ AND DESTROY

MUMPY PUFFINZ ATTEND NEWGROUNDS HQ

INFILTRATE FACILITY AS S.A. FORUMS MEMBER

METHOD: INTRODUCE SELF AS S.A. FORUMS MEMBER, JUST STOPPING BY FOR SOCIALIZATION PURPOSES

TECHNIQUE: BRING ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES OR OTHER FOOD/DRINK ITEMS, REQUEST TOUR, SOCIALIZE

DATA COLLECTION: PHOTO AND/OR VIDEO

EXFILTRATE AT SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE TIME

MISSION CRITICAL TIME - 2 WEEKS

POST FINDINGS HERE

MISSION FAILURE MAY INCLUDE 14 DAY PROBATION, ALTERATION IN TITLE, DISAVOWMENT BY FELLOW AGENTS

***END***
I like this one. Just visit and tour and figure out what it is they do that requires a physical HQ

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Ban OP for abandoning the thread in a fit of cowardice

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Something Awful: spineless from top to bottom

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

a mysterious cloak posted:

**************RECEIVED TRANSMISSION**************

***DECRYPT***

SIERRA ALPHA FOXTROT OSCAR ROMEO UTAH MIKE SIERRA

CATEGORY IMMEDIATE

READ AND DESTROY

MUMPY PUFFINZ ATTEND NEWGROUNDS HQ

INFILTRATE FACILITY AS S.A. FORUMS MEMBER

METHOD: INTRODUCE SELF AS S.A. FORUMS MEMBER, JUST STOPPING BY FOR SOCIALIZATION PURPOSES

TECHNIQUE: BRING ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES OR OTHER FOOD/DRINK ITEMS, REQUEST TOUR, SOCIALIZE

DATA COLLECTION: PHOTO AND/OR VIDEO

EXFILTRATE AT SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE TIME

MISSION CRITICAL TIME - 2 WEEKS

POST FINDINGS HERE

MISSION FAILURE MAY INCLUDE 14 DAY PROBATION, ALTERATION IN TITLE, DISAVOWMENT BY FELLOW AGENTS

***END***

I don’t have two weeks of patience...

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

sweet thursday posted:

Something Awful: spineless from top to bottom

Not seeing your proposed challenge btw.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

He has to go in full drag (makeup, wig, a tight dress, purse, pumps can work instead of heels) delivering a bouquet of roses addressed to Oldgrounds courtesy of Something Awful.
I will pay for the roses up to $50. He has to work the outfit like it isn't a big thing-- he woke up that beautiful

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Someone make a newgrounds av and text for op. I’ll put it in the queue. Let’s shame op until he comes back.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

sweet thursday posted:

He has to go in full drag (makeup, wig, a tight dress, purse, pumps can work instead of heels) delivering a bouquet of roses addressed to Oldgrounds courtesy of Something Awful.
I will pay for the roses up to $50. He has to work the outfit like it isn't a big thing-- he woke up that beautiful

Are you just openly soliciting a man to dress in drag and send you photos here because that's what I'm seeing

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

*inhales a cigarette v delicately*

no reason I can't get mine

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Gonna take away his iconic av until I get a new one submitted

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Burt Sexual posted:

I don’t have two weeks of patience...

I was was trying to be a bit lenient, since I was asking OP to talk to actual people, but...

Updated to 3 days, just for Senor Sexual :unsmigghh:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

a mysterious cloak posted:

I was was trying to be a bit lenient, since I was asking OP to talk to actual people, but...

Updated to 3 days, just for Senor Sexual :unsmigghh:

You’ll never be a mod with that attitude, not that it’s good :smith:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

Someone make a newgrounds av and text for op. I’ll put it in the queue. Let’s shame op until he comes back.

:effort:



I'd just link to the thread in the title

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
The assassination of mumpy puffinz by himself for not going to newgrounds HQ you coward

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Glenn Quebec posted:

The Assassination of Fun by the Coward Mumpy Puffins

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Honky Dong Country posted:

:effort:



I'd just link to the thread in the title

Lol thanks I’ve already queued a wipe of his av and link to the thread. So you didn’t waste too much (2 minutes) making that.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Burt Sexual posted:

You’ll never be a mod with that attitude, not that it’s good :smith:

I would be the worst mod.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Burt Sexual posted:

Someone make a newgrounds av and text for op. I’ll put it in the queue. Let’s shame op until he comes back.

Honestly the Fulp's themselves make pretty nice AV material:




I'm just spitballing quick here:

possibly w/ the red text:
"Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing you

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Honestly the Fulp's themselves make pretty nice AV material:




I'm just spitballing quick here:

possibly w/ the red text:
"Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing you


Never came is good stuff, mission accomplished

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Are those within size restrictions? I’m lazy as f and this poo poo is :effort: to get through the queue

Just the last one

E not sure when I’ll be desktop to execute, but obviously op ain’t in a hurry

E2 I have too many challenges open

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jun 21, 2019

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Are those within size restrictions? I’m lazy as f and this poo poo is :effort: to get through the queue

Just the last one

E not sure when I’ll be desktop to execute, but obviously op ain’t in a hurry

E2 I have too many challenges open


this should work just dont worry about the file name

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

this should work just dont worry about the file name


lmao

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

this should work just dont worry about the file name


Submitted for upload lol “Burt”

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If this somehow ended with you accidentally custom titling yourself with it by mistake, well, I'd laugh.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Big Beef City posted:

If this somehow ended with you accidentally custom titling yourself with it by mistake, well, I'd laugh.

Entirely possible

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I'm pretty sure Pumpy Muffins has mental health issues so I don't even think he'd be able to visit.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Putty posted:

I'm pretty sure Pumpy Muffins has mental health issues so I don't even think he'd be able to visit.

There are other options.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Has Mumpy even posted after this started.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Has Mumpy even posted after this started.

N

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

How long is this avatar thing gonna take?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

500 good dogs posted:

How long is this avatar thing gonna take?

Are you asking to speak to my manager?



Picture queued for upload which is a diff queue. Jfc people it’s friday night not everyone is a loser like us.

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jun 22, 2019

Korthal
May 26, 2011

I used to go to college right next to the ebaums HQ, thank god I was never this stupid.

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a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Korthal posted:

I used to go to college right next to the ebaums HQ, thank god I was never this stupid.

Newgrounds was actually good though

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