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nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
If Mumphy is too much of a coward to show up and too cheap to buy them a 6 pack, I suggest them another alternative.

Their challenge is that they must make a newgrounds account and shitpost until they get banned. Banned for something really stupid. Then, after the ban, they must write a 3 page letter thanking the newgrounds team for banning them (you do not need to admit it was you. You can act as a thankful third party) and thanking their team for their hard work and diligence to keep their site alive and running. You must then mail it to their physical location.

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Knock on their door wearing a V for Vendetta mask and tell them it's time for their office audit. Failure to comply will result in Anonymous posting a BAD REVIEW. If they refuse to allow entry, accept a bribe of some sweet merchandise to show your visit.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


None of this will ever happen because OP is a huge baby piss-bitch.

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
Dude probably just wanted to post a low effort thread for laughs and never expected it to go beyond two pages and that's actually pretty hilarious

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Mumpy,
Need a set of mspaints, showing you completing the mission.

When it is completed, the thread will vote democratically on your fate.

24 hours :siren:

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
That's a pretty generous out; get on it op

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Mumpy,
Need a set of mspaints, showing you completing the mission.

When it is completed, the thread will vote democratically on your fate.

24 hours :siren:

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/733517

(Play it before it gets deleted for being poo poo.)

Xaintrailles fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Jun 23, 2019

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


lol

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


lol god drat

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!



holy poo poo :perfect:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

that fuckin slowly growing picture of that dude's face after it flashes SOCIAL ANXIETY across the screen lmao

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

:holymoley:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

gg no re

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

:eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

My challenge crumbles to dust before your might

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

OP needs to knock on the door of Newgrounds and introduce himself as Rich Kyanka, mayor of Something Awful Dot Com. Explain that you'd like to form an alliance with Newgrounds for the mutual betterment of both websites, and you'd be willing to seal this pact with a royal wedding.

You can satisfy the above scenario in one of two ways: do it in person while video recording the whole thing, and then upload that video, or create a flash animation and put it on Newgrounds. You have 3 days or eat a ban

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

QuarkJets posted:

OP needs to knock on the door of Newgrounds and introduce himself as Rich Kyanka, mayor of Something Awful Dot Com. Explain that you'd like to form an alliance with Newgrounds for the mutual betterment of both websites, and you'd be willing to seal this pact with a royal wedding.

You can satisfy the above scenario in one of two ways: do it in person while video recording the whole thing, and then upload that video, or create a flash animation and put it on Newgrounds. You have 3 days or eat a ban

How would he weave hive mind in?

moolchaba
Jul 21, 2007

You rock. I made it to a platform before having an anxiety attack.

Can you make me a more sensitive game so I won't get triggerd?

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

I challenge Mumpy to make a Let's Play so the grandpas who never learned how to use a computer can see how his trip went.

Video or screenshot.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

How would he weave hive mind in?

I'm not sure what you mean

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

QuarkJets posted:

I'm not sure what you mean

Hive media sorry.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



why does op not have their new avatar yet calling them a coward.

Burt... whose name did you put down? Is someone in like NMD gonna post one day and be very confused?

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Plz sticky, mods! I was scared when the thread wasn't at the top :ohdear:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
death to mumpy

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


5 hours :ohdear:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Spaced God posted:

why does op not have their new avatar yet calling them a coward.

Burt... whose name did you put down? Is someone in like NMD gonna post one day and be very confused?

Highly likely. Irrespective of Burt’s incompetence.

Patience

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Weeeel the op hasn't done anything, so. It's not looking good.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Weeeel the op hasn't done anything, so. It's not looking good.

I sent op a pm on 6/19 8:23pm :smith:

Rip mumpys acct

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Last post he made was last Wednesday. :rip:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Mump, dude. I know you’re reading this thread. Just post and save ur self. We don’t want this to end like this. You mean too much to SA.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


It's like canpakes all over again :ohdear:

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

It's like canpakes all over again :ohdear:

Except that canpakes sucked poo poo and Mumpy (:rip:) is good.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Rip in piss mumpy

canpakes wear the fukkin hat coward

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
2 hours left :f5:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I believe in op

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

Hive media sorry.

Oh yeah it should be a plea to help SA break free from its feudal lord, for having imposed too high a tax on exports of grains and memes

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe
Gents. I'll take a perma ban if Mumpy does deliver with in timeframe.

No regrets.

Edit edit : jesus I got that wrong initially. To clarify, If Mumpy delivers within 24hr timeframe I'll take a perma ban.

Foul Ole Ron fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jun 24, 2019

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Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Foul Ole Ron posted:

Gents. I'll take a perma ban if Mumphy does deliver with in timeframe.

No regrets.

Edit: jesus I got that wrong initially. To clarify, If Mumphy delivers within timeframe I'll take a perma ban.

I'll take a normal (not perma) ban if he even posts in this thread before the end of his 24 hour timeframe. :unsmigghh: (yeah, i know it's a bit craven considering there's less than an hour left but still).

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