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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

trem_two posted:

While this is true, it's probably also true of most midfielders in the selection pool.

Yeah, damning with faint praise I know.

Pretty sad that we can't even seem to find a decent Armas-type destroyer these days.

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
This formation requires a real regista; someone who can ping passes like Pirlo or Gerard could. I’ve never seen it work with any other type of player in that position.

Also was Guyana’s anthem recorded from an mp3 of a high school band or something, that was horrible.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



come on Big Emery Welshman

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

“And now, let’s listen to the anthems”
*cuts to Thunderstruck playing on the stadium PA*

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
here’s what I know about Walker Zimmerman:

he plays for LAFC and his middle name is Dwain.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Moktaro posted:

Oh god, Badley and Zardoz starting.

Giving Bradley the armband honestly disgusts me.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

lol short corners

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Lol at the keeper there

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

The gun is good.

The foot is bad.

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
He was trying to take that down wasn't he

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Moktaro posted:

The gun is good.

The foot is bad.

Furiously working on an areola joke rn

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
not bad Areola

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
That was actually pretty good. Well done Nippleinho.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

qirex posted:

Furiously working on an areola joke rn

Looked like a pretty firm finish to me!

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
I believe that we will fail to score on a 4-on-1 against the 177th best team in the world

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
This is agonizingly boring soccer.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Aggro posted:

This is agonizingly boring soccer.

yeah it's crap

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Berhalter out, this is loving terrible.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Moktaro posted:

The gun is good.

The foot is bad.

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Nice save

Lol rebound

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Shrapnig posted:

Berhalter out, this is loving terrible.

"You've gotta give him time to establish his system, you've gotta trust the process!!!!!"

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Like Jesus Christ, get more people in the box for these crosses.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

The US should be embarrassed after that half.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Zardes loving sucks lmao

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Zardes makes over $2m a year in MLS

lol

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I hope Guyana equalize at the 94th minute to punish all of these ridiculous wasted chances

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Moktaro posted:

Like Jesus Christ, get more people in the box for these crosses.

That's covered in year 2 of the plan

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Great save by Zardes

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Imagine being so poo poo at player development that Jozy is still the best striker in your national pool in TYOOL 2019

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Moktaro posted:

The gun is good.

The foot is bad.

Moktaro posted:

The gun is good.

The foot is bad.

Just gonna keep incrementing this until he either stops sucking or is subbed out. :colbert:

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Benne posted:

Zardes loving sucks lmao

He's been my least favorite national team player for ages. Would rather see Big Fat Jozy.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Cobi Jones assured me that this game would be perfect for Gazzy Zardes, and furthermore

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

force Dempsey out of retirement

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Benne posted:

Imagine being so poo poo at player development that Jozy is still the best striker in your national pool in TYOOL 2019

Not really, but Alex Morgan is kinda busy at the moment.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

its bad, i think

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Shrapnig posted:

The US should be embarrassed after that half.

The Guyanese keeper deserves s bit of credit here; he made at least two great saves.

That said the US should be winning by 10 goals.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

What is happening to cobi jones

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Nostradingus posted:

What is happening to cobi jones

As his hair shrinks so does his grey matter.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Now that's more like it.

Also lol the US has averaged less than 1.5 goals/game in their history.

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
good one kiwi

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