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Could Billy not just tell Charlie approximately where Jacob is? Like that he's nowhere near the Olympic Peninsula and has no intention of coming home? Charlie isn't going to deduce that Jacob is constantly broadcasting his thoughts via werewolf mind powers, he's going to deduce that Jacob was near a phone at some point. Or is Seth only bothering to update Bella on that?
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quote:Not only that, but the sound was different, more guttural, the cadence off. I didn’t think he was speaking Portuguese anymore. Also, how do you "bark" a long question?
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May 6, 2020 00:05
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I wonder if they're going to tell that girl that weird devoted family friend is going to be her husband, if they're going to just let that be a surprise. Jacob's "fourteen years of monkitude" line implies that he believes they're going to start dating as soon she turns seventeen But it's okay, because they're soulmates, so this is definitely what's best for her.
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May 8, 2020 13:40
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chitoryu12 posted:Turns out Bella and Edward put "Berth ell pup" on all the wedding invitations. I bet Edward's going to completely reverse his opinion once the baby's born and turn into a proud father. I only know roughly what happens, but it feels like this is where this is going.
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May 14, 2020 03:11
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It's bad enough that this woman exists and has problems, but Jacob has to hear about these problems. What a burden. For Jacob.
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May 21, 2020 03:32
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The fetus gets its first taste of Blood and Death™, and bursts ravenously out of Bella's abdomen for more. ...Wait, that's not actually what happens, is it? It's not inconsistent with what little I do know about the birth scene.
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May 22, 2020 04:23
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Rosalie posted:Giving birth in the middle of a disease-infested swamp with a medicine man smearing sloth spit across your face to drive out the evil spirits was never the safest method.
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May 30, 2020 04:31
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...Did Bella start to miscarry because she leaned over to pick something up? Is that a thing? Also, Stephenie Meyer said that she gave Edward and Bella's child a silly name because she wanted it to be unique, like Renesmee herself. But it's already been made clear that other women have given birth to vampire-human hybrids, so what's so unique about Renesmee? That she's a child of a vegetarian vampire? They should have split the difference in terms of names and called her Renesmeeej not matter what her gender actually was. It can't be any sillier than what it already is.
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Jun 6, 2020 05:15
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MrNemo posted:The vampire children described at the beginning that gently caress people up and are totally illegal are human infants/toddlers that get vamped. A vampire has never impregnated a human before because it's super dumb.
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Jun 9, 2020 02:49
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Like, the past two chapters could have just been half a chapter, at most. Bella saw her daughter briefly, now her blood's on fire, the morphine just paralyses her, she starts feeling a little better but doesn't want to upset her loved ones by letting them know she's conscious, and then the venom reaches her heart and vampirises her. It did not need to be that drawn out. Also, her narration was very lucid considering her blood was on fire.
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With regards to imprinting, Jacob's hatred of Renesmee during Bella's pregnancy was really weird, if the reason he was so obsessed with Bella was because he was destined to imprint on her daughter. He may have been psychically drawn to her, but he was still ready to kill her before they made eye contact and the mind control fully kicked in. Maybe he really was madly in love with Edward at the wedding and mistook it for loathing.
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Jun 23, 2020 13:20
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At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if the Volturi reacted to the demon baby by sending Carlisle a polite email saying that they looked into the future and found out Renesmee was nice, and also Bella can keep in touch with her family if she wants, that won't be a problem. And then the rest of the book is Bella, Edward, and Renesmee growing an ornamental vegetable garden outside their cottage while Jacob stands around creepily. I mean, I've seen enough complaints about the end of the story to know that that's not exactly what happens, but it's pretty consistent with how the conflicts have been resolved so far.
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Yeah, but it's still his fault for... existing, or something. And for shortening the terrible name Bella gave her daughter.Edward posted:There’s a tremendous amount of time left over when you don’t have to sleep. It makes balancing your… interests quite easy. There’s a reason why I’m the best musician in the family, why—besides Carlisle—I’ve read the most books, studied the most sciences, become fluent in the most languages.… Emmett would have you believe that I’m such a know-it-all because of the mind reading, but the truth is that I’ve just had a lot of free time. Imagine Edward sitting alone in his room, wearing little reading glasses and going "Hm... Yes... The quarks are attracted to one another through the strong interaction, forming into groups of three that collectively cancel out their colour charge..." while loud rhythmic thumping and moans emanate from every wall, every night. Can he turn his mind reading off? I don't remember if that was brought up, but he'd probably want to in that situation.
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Jun 30, 2020 03:07
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This tragedy could have been avoided if only Irina had stopped skipping her vampire eye tests and seen that Nessie was clearly alive. If the Volturi were right that she was an uncontrollable murder child, waiting another month would probably depopulate the entire Olympic Peninsula. Maybe they just really want that rainforest real estate.
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Jul 18, 2020 04:24
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This seems to be building up into a fight scene, so I bet it'll immediately turn into chapters and chapters of talking instead. Maybe because of Bella's shield powers, but might be too much to ask for her to accomplish anything important. Especially at the book's climax.chitoryu12 posted:Bullshit. You two are the biggest drama queens in the goddamn book. Edward specifically attempted to commit suicide in the most extra way possible.
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Aug 11, 2020 12:24
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Bella freaking out and using her shield and then going "Oops, now's not the time" had better not be the only use it gets in the climax. At least she's conscious for this one. So far.
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Aug 13, 2020 03:38
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It is definitely not starting, Alice and Jasper are just coming back with the resolution to the plot so no action has bother to happen. Seems about time for that.
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Aug 19, 2020 04:40
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The bits where Edward ascribes something deep and dramatic to Bella's behaviour when she's thinking something mundane in the corresponding scene in Twilight will never not be funny to me. Like Edward's narration is all "She took a second to respond to my remark, biting her lip. Of course. Her hesitation made it clear that she knew of the dangers of my presence, knew of all the ways I could slaughter her before she could take another breath. [Insert several more paragraphs about what a monster Edward is] And then Bella's narration is like "I bit my lip, momentarily distracted by thoughts of tonight's dinner. Should I cook pasta this time? Or fish?"
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Oct 26, 2020 06:36
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chitoryu12 posted:Would you believe this isn’t even the end of Alice coming up with a 100% speedrun of the future?
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chitoryu12 posted:The gently caress? She gave up her childhood because her mother was a useless womanchild who couldn't even keep a job or clean the house! Why are you defending this, Meyer? Which I'm sure will never be touched on or acknowledged again, and not just because the book is nearly over.
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Thoughtful of the chapel to provide its own appropriate soundtrack suddenly. Is that also a vampire power?
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