Skylark posted:

tao of lmao posted:

woah Jackson filmed an ad for the yetee that was cool and unexpected

Skylark posted:

yea ok posted:

You mean the thread that generates $1000 in emote and avatar purchases for the forums in about 4 days each GDQ? The thread where people got banned for posting official Nintendo artwork? Those degenerates.

HolePisser1982 posted:

have definitely seen enough speedruns for a lifetime

Wormskull posted:

Hey SlimeYoshi12000. HeeHeeX2 here. Hope you don't CLAWS an accident during this Bubsy run. LMFAO. Can I get a HOYPE from the crowd? KILL the animals. My family were slain by the Indonesian mafia and my cat jumped off a cliff. I shot a hole in my own wrist and would of bleed out in a janitor's closet if it wasn't for Doctor's Without Borders. Now I'm thinking of getting into the Glove 64 community because of you guys. Much love.

Wormskull posted:

Hey SlimeYoshi12000. HeeHeeX2 here. Hope you don't CLAWS an accident during this Bubsy run. LMFAO. Can I get a HOYPE from the crowd? KILL the animals. My family were slain by the Indonesian mafia and my cat jumped off a cliff. I shot a hole in my own wrist and would of bleed out in a janitor's closet if it wasn't for Doctor's Without Borders. Now I'm thinking of getting into the Glove 64 community because of you guys. Much love.

EmmyOk posted:

went back to read that qcs thread and they're defending a thread where someone posted toon link being hosed and them all emptyquoting it. Very cool!

Wormskull posted:

Hey SlimeYoshi12000. HeeHeeX2 here. Hope you don't CLAWS an accident during this Bubsy run. LMFAO. Can I get a HOYPE from the crowd? KILL the animals. My family were slain by the Indonesian mafia and my cat jumped off a cliff. I shot a hole in my own wrist and would of bleed out in a janitor's closet if it wasn't for Doctor's Without Borders. Now I'm thinking of getting into the Glove 64 community because of you guys. Much love.

In Training posted:

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, here's $5.37 to unlocking the Fusion Frenzy 2 glitch exhibition.

EmmyOk posted:

went back to read that qcs thread and they're defending a thread where someone posted toon link being hosed and them all emptyquoting it. Very cool!

EmmyOk posted:

went back to read that qcs thread and they're defending a thread where someone posted toon link being hosed and them all emptyquoting it. Very cool!

In Training posted:

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, here's $5.37 to unlocking the Fusion Frenzy 2 glitch exhibition.

Wormskull posted:

Hey SlimeYoshi12000. HeeHeeX2 here. Hope you don't CLAWS an accident during this Bubsy run. LMFAO. Can I get a HOYPE from the crowd? KILL the animals. My family were slain by the Indonesian mafia and my cat jumped off a cliff. I shot a hole in my own wrist and would of bleed out in a janitor's closet if it wasn't for Doctor's Without Borders. Now I'm thinking of getting into the Glove 64 community because of you guys. Much love.

ArfJason posted:

Wormskull posted:

Hey SlimeYoshi12000. HeeHeeX2 here. Hope you don't CLAWS an accident during this Bubsy run. LMFAO. Can I get a HOYPE from the crowd? KILL the animals. My family were slain by the Indonesian mafia and my cat jumped off a cliff. I shot a hole in my own wrist and would of bleed out in a janitor's closet if it wasn't for Doctor's Without Borders. Now I'm thinking of getting into the Glove 64 community because of you guys. Much love.

heeheex2 posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3879483&perpage=40 found it

e: As for wanting to have sex with Banjo or Kazoo, what’s wrong with that?

heeheex2 posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3879483&perpage=40 found it

e: As for wanting to have sex with Banjo or Kazoo, what’s wrong with that?

elf help book posted:

there was a million page one too

quote:

@FAU
I came back to say that the people who are saying that we're trying to champion lgbt as the real reason the thread got nuked and not the porn posts are ignoring context of the forums at large. This is coming hot off the heels of KiwiFarms Ads (a site with a known lgbt bodycount) being allowed to actively advertise and seek new users for their doxx hunting site. Then this thread rolls around, and is largely populated by LGBT folk and exists entirely on its own island. So when you come in and cull the entire thread on a drunken power trip after a mod warning was already issued and posting had returned to normal chat thread shenanigans shortly after letting KiwiFarms fly scotfree, it sends a really mixed message. You can wave your hands in the air all you want and say "I love gay people! they're great!!!" and that may very well be the case but what you say and what you're doing are sending two different messages. On top of that your stark insistence that no it is the posters who are wrong in the face of every piece of logic and reason being presented while fully admitting that you were having a drunken meltdown is a really loving bad look. You killed a really fun and friendly thread that's brought a lot of people together for a good cause, and your follow up to it has been extremely lovely, to a point that even if you were to reverse the thread closure and the probations right now, it wouldn't matter because all of the posters aren't coming back and if anything are just going to make your life harder in the following months because they don't fuckin care anymore and are just gonna do the same drive by shitposting you were doing last night. If you wanna probe people for posting NWS, fine cool go for it. But getting pissy and probing for a week for poo poo that happened two days ago and then rage closing the thread when people start making GBS threads on you for being a massive baby is dumb. Considering the war going on in here with your creepy weird racist/ableist FYAD gang coming in to white knight for the hallowed group of Something Awful Admins (lol), it seems like it was something you were doing entirely for laughs within your weird in-group.

In Training posted:

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, here's $5.37 to unlocking the Fusion Frenzy 2 glitch exhibition.

In Training posted:

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, here's $5.37 to unlocking the Fusion Frenzy 2 glitch exhibition.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Can someone post the schedule so I know when to watch

Skylark posted:

Me: Bye mom
Mom: Where are you going?
Me: Im gonna go donate to GDQ to support Doctors Without Borders.
Mom: By yourself?
Me: No, I've got 100 pedophile games posters going with me

Wormskull posted:

In Training posted:

StabMasterArson posted:

Post your epic SGDQ battlestations, fellow P. Philes!

Wormskull posted:

Hey SlimeYoshi12000. HeeHeeX2 here. Hope you don't CLAWS an accident during this Bubsy run. LMFAO. Can I get a HOYPE from the crowd? KILL the animals. My family were slain by the Indonesian mafia and my cat jumped off a cliff. I shot a hole in my own wrist and would of bleed out in a janitor's closet if it wasn't for Doctor's Without Borders. Now I'm thinking of getting into the Glove 64 community because of you guys. Much love.

In Training posted:

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, here's $5.37 to unlocking the Fusion Frenzy 2 glitch exhibition.

ArfJason posted: