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Cactus Ghost

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

op is me posting from 2001

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Cactus Ghost

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also op would OBVIOUSLY drive a wrx, not a civic

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Cactus Ghost

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Manifisto posted:

"okay, I'll be right here whilst you attend to the other patrons," say I to the attractive bartender who is certain to be smitten by my rogueish turn of phrase, a breath of fresh air amidst the tedium of serving drinks to ordinary mannerless folk

also me, circa 2011

im gettin fuckin dragged itt

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Cactus Ghost

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Goons Are Great posted:

Were you the bartender whilst it happened?

no, the creepy nerdst

i had a lot of growing up to doest

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Cactus Ghost

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

FutonForensic posted:

scuse me kids whilst i do the fattest bong rip of the 21st century

vanisher posted:

correct usage

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Cactus Ghost

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

whilsting away the hours

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Cactus Ghost

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"Check thyself before thou wreckest thine self!" I proclaim whilst performing an Ollie on mine skate-boarde.

verily, an olleiy more sick were never beheld

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