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Gonna prep for the evening with a two tone black and yellow bowling shirt paired with black baggy oversize shorts. I'll have a silver chain that connects my front left belt loop with my wallet, and make sure that thing dangles low. My hair is slicked back, jet black as well. Its extra at the salon I go to for them to dye my already dark brown hair, but the payoffs are coming. A little gel on the eyebrows, not too much. My blind date has no idea what she's in for. Slide on in to my honda civic, yea - i'm rocking those undercarriage lights as featured in my favorite movie of all time, Fast & The Furious. I slide into the dennys (gonna be my treat) and i've got the opening line all worked out. She might collapse from excitement, i'm prepared for that. "Nice to meet you, care for a mint whilst we wait for our table?" as I pull out my Altoids tin. |
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just realized "while" and whilst" are identical, so by that logic other "ile" words can end "ilst" "such a pretty smilst m'lady"
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FutonForensic posted:scuse me kids whilst i do the fattest bong rip of the 21st century correct usage
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