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| Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher |
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18 | 1.46% |
| Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer |
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665 | 54.11% |
| Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker |
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319 | 25.96% |
| Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord |
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26 | 2.12% |
| Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Julian Castro, the Twin |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath |
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17 | 1.38% |
| Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino |
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3 | 0.24% |
| Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist |
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8 | 0.65% |
| Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen |
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86 | 7.00% |
| Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater |
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23 | 1.87% |
| Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool |
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32 | 2.60% |
| Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy |
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2 | 0.16% |
| Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast |
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1 | 0.08% |
| Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated |
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4 | 0.33% |
| Tim Ryan, the Dope Face |
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3 | 0.24% |
| John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran |
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7 | 0.57% |
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I voted for Booker but only because I bet someone like 5 years ago he'd become president and I want my $200
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TulliusCicero posted:Please don't make Dianne from Cheers and Frasier the Meme Magic President in 2020 Also Cheers and Frasier are on Netflix start with Cheers and you'll realize why electing Diane is a bad idea tia
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Jun 28, 2019 13:42
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Solvent posted:Hello 
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Jun 28, 2019 15:26
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sean10mm posted:Being as gullible as possible about a magic crystal anti-vax woo-woo scammer is the new woke lmao This is how we got Trump
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Jun 28, 2019 20:18
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Someone call Marie Kando cause this thread is a loving mess
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Jun 29, 2019 00:48
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Grapplejack posted:drat it KM first you're anti-yang, and now you're anti-marianne?! You're gonna miss out on the healing crystals AND the $1000!!! D: Literally me rn 
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Jun 29, 2019 00:52
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Luckyellow posted:Wow you're such a grumpy old man. It's almost like you forgot you're on a comedy forum. Pretty sure the guy who got banned for melting down in the Homestuck thread shouldn't cast the first stone
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Jun 29, 2019 01:16
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GreyjoyBastard posted:Is the show any good? It is!
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Jun 29, 2019 01:17
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Luckyellow posted:It turns out that I was right about Homestuck in the end. Imagine trying to use Homestuck in 2019 as a character attack lmao Says guy who said "you're on a comedy forum" in 2019 unironically 😂
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Jun 29, 2019 01:27
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Real talk: with so many people trying to hide their bigotry and terrible opinions behind the "comedy forum" label a few years ago it was like the forums version of "it's just a prank bro!" and you can bet anyone saying it is probably a piece of poo poo
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Jun 29, 2019 01:29
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Solvent, I don't expect white people to give up anything. That's why I'm occasionally pleasantly surprised, but never disappointed. White people want to hold on to their privilege with an iron fist. Which is exactly the problem???
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Jun 29, 2019 01:43
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VH4Ever posted:You motherfuckers have gone through the Irony Singularity and come out the other side with this bullshit. I can't even call this Galaxy Brain anymore. Trump's brainworms are clearly contagious. There is also a huge amount of privilege thrown in a lot of those posts holy moly Especially dude from MI who said he'd happily throw his vote away and let Trump win, as if that's going to teach anyone a lesson. My people fought and died for the right to vote for people who didn't give a gently caress about us. There's a very strong part of me that just wants to be like "Poor thing, you don't like voting for the lesser of two evils? We've been doing it for nearly a century so put on your big boy pants and make sure the worse guy doesn't win and remember we're still going to get hosed more than you" But that's the point. They can afford the protest vote or to stay home. Some people can't.
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Jun 29, 2019 14:43
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HootTheOwl posted:And you shouted them all down and they've left. That's how a forum works. Warren or Harris will make the news again and you'll shout down their supporters again and the thread will be in agreement again. There are Harris supporters in Negrotown 🤷🏿♀️
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Jun 29, 2019 14:48
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Typo posted:without a leftist like williamson or bernie in 2020, we will only get a fascist-lite president like warren or full-on fascist president like biden or harris. And that only sets us up for a competent fascist in 2024. Sounds like you should support Bernie instead tbh
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Jun 29, 2019 14:49
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Typo posted:Yes, I do support Bernie Williamson is bad compare to maple grandpa Why Also someone please tell me what good Marianne will do for black people and racism and white supremacy
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Jun 29, 2019 14:52
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VitalSigns posted:Wasn't she the only candidate to explicitly say we need reparations for slavery last night. Idk I missed a lot of the debate because I was arguing with my mom about Biden and Bernie. Typo posted:she supports reparations for slavery What kind of reparations though? Are they generational? Her Artpop could mean anything.
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Jun 29, 2019 15:19
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Punk da Bundo posted:shut the gently caress up liberal , Tlaib is my rep and I voted for her . I vote for leftist candidates . I will stay home if Biden is the nominee . gently caress this “vote blue no matter who” cowardice . Cowardice is throwing minorities to the wolves because you aren't getting what you want. It's especially shameful if you are in D13.
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Jun 29, 2019 15:20
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:The supposed Warren and Harris supporters on this forum are largely mythical. We don't have Warren "supporters" here, we just have bernie-or-busters and then a (shrinking) group of people willing to discuss second choice options and/or trying to discuss the practicalities of who might win rather than the moralities of who should. I have yet to see anyone actually post "I think Harris should win" just a few tentative steps towards "I fear Harris might win" which usually get shouted down. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3837920&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=98#post496319338
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Jun 29, 2019 15:22
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Punk da Bundo posted:I live in Dearborn , you’re an idiot . And if Bernie isn’t the nominee , I will just write in Marianne as a protest vote . Real simple . Ok gentrifier
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Jun 29, 2019 15:23
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HootTheOwl posted:Hundreds of billions of dollars "to distribute as they see fit". I'm both intrigued and horrified
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Jun 29, 2019 15:24
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Oh Snapple! posted:Oof. That is a lot of minimizing (and ignoring) of terrible poo poo and assumed good intentions. If you want to dissect a post in that thread, hop in over here. This isn't really the place. 🤷🏿♀️
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Jun 29, 2019 15:29
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Tbh it is Sophie's choice and throwing your hands up, letting things worse because you're not getting what you want, hurts a lot more people and makes no loving sense I would rather things stay status quo than get worse because worse is loving worse
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Jun 29, 2019 16:03
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volts5000 posted:I agree to a certain length with “Vote Blue No Matter Who”. There’s just two problems that that kind of thinking can lead to. This is exactly how I feel tbh
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Jun 29, 2019 16:04
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Cerebral Bore posted:Well, that's fair, but the problem is that the status quo is literally unsustainable. This naturally will lead to people not caring if they're presented with two choices that won't actually fix things, because if you're hosed either way, then why bother? Regardless of the morality of it all, this is what is happening and will continue to happen unless an avenue for fixing poo poo presents itself. That's one of those lazy thought traps though. Again, black folks have been voting for yts who don't really care about us since we've been allowed to vote, that doesn't mean we stop trying to make things better or advocate for better people. Never stop fighting.
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Jun 29, 2019 16:25
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:What do your chakras tell you My aura feels indigo with a little bit of dark yellow spikage
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Jun 29, 2019 16:46
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Raskolnikov38 posted:You don't become a good communist by going to meetings, or by memorizing the manifesto; you do it on the streets, you do it with your fists I like both tbh
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Jun 29, 2019 16:50
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Real talk: VH4 is going through a rough time, cut him some slack.
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Jun 29, 2019 16:52
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papa horny michael posted:https://www.marianne2020.com/issues/healthcare Yikes
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Jun 29, 2019 20:32
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Extremely same
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Jun 29, 2019 20:53
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S/o to lastgirl for being a real one itt
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Jul 13, 2019 15:44
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Heck Yes! Loam! posted:Bidens good at pushups too apparently Lol if my healthcare and life weren't on the line in this election, I'd actually love to see this
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Jul 16, 2019 23:17
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Harris getting nomed/elected would be a loving nightmare for me because I'm going to spend 1-8 years confronting misogynoir from dumb white progressives who don't understand you can criticise policies and dislike people without being a giant bigot
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Jul 29, 2019 15:13
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Mayor Pete is racist trash and everyone supporting him is apparently just ok with that because when I talk about how awful he is on race people just ignore me or shrug
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Aug 6, 2019 20:57
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Uglycat posted:I don't think this is a fair characterization, and I hold you in the highest respect. Please convince me otherwise. What has he done for the black folks in his community? For police brutality? Red lining? Because telling a community who is pain and asking for your help "I'm not asking for your vote" is really hosed up
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OctaMurk posted:Literally no one supports Pete besides Mr. "pete good" over there I post other places than just SA!
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