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| Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher |
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18 | 1.46% |
| Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer |
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665 | 54.11% |
| Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker |
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319 | 25.96% |
| Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord |
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26 | 2.12% |
| Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Julian Castro, the Twin |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath |
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17 | 1.38% |
| Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino |
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3 | 0.24% |
| Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist |
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8 | 0.65% |
| Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen |
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86 | 7.00% |
| Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater |
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23 | 1.87% |
| Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool |
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32 | 2.60% |
| Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy |
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2 | 0.16% |
| Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast |
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1 | 0.08% |
| Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated |
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4 | 0.33% |
| Tim Ryan, the Dope Face |
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3 | 0.24% |
| John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran |
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7 | 0.57% |
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reminder that the minimum probes for shitposting in here are still 3 days folks hope the shitposts were worth it for some of you
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FlamingLiberal posted:lol why were we worried about Biden again https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1145314391228895232
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Oh Snapple! posted:Please justify this probation. I just don't think this space has room for that kind of negative energy
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Lightning Knight posted:Is this not like, profoundly blasphemous? Like if someone handed me a Bernie 2020 crucifix I’d be insulted and I haven’t been to church in a decade. https://twitter.com/gustavot888/status/1143238472381059072
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Unoriginal Name posted:It's a pity that this is almost certainly too long to be the thread title it fits it just needs title trimming
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hmm yes this thread could use a good controlled bern
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Lightning Knight posted:I will be disappointed if Bernie’s Sword doesn’t have a gimmick twitter account by the end of the day. by the logic of the arthurian legend this makes h ross perot the lady of the lake
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russia doesn't have anything to do with the dnc primary or does it  (no it does not)
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some of you are going to earn your goon educational degrees in cat jail
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mormonpartyboat posted:*less than two pages later* i'm sorry i didn't realize i was living in a crystal madrassa paradise; i thought getting rich by crystal faith healing of terminally ill patients grasping for any semblance of hope in their last days of life was a bridge too far for such steely intellectuals as are in this thread but i guess not
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Calibanibal posted:Debates are stupid and also Trump definitely didn't win them. He sucks at debates, which are dumb  president jeb! 
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which one of you is the subject of this article https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1156591529361911808
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we're going to be closing this thread and doing the augustine thread which'll run through the next debates, so make suggestions for thread titles
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Trabisnikof posted:The next debate is in Houston so the apollo 13 reference might be apropos. failure is the frontrunning option: the dnc primaries (also lol at biden loving up so bad that buttigieg either stole his website out from under him or he yelled out the username of somebody on a porn site)
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https://twitter.com/SchreckReports/status/1157266267524542464?s=20 them biden boys are at it again
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The new thread with its fresh scent is located here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3895923
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