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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher 18 1.46%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 665 54.11%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 319 25.96%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 26 2.12%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 5 0.41%
Julian Castro, the Twin 5 0.41%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 5 0.41%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 17 1.38%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 3 0.24%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 8 0.65%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 86 7.00%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 23 1.87%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 32 2.60%
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy 2 0.16%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.08%
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated 4 0.33%
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face 3 0.24%
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran 7 0.57%
Total: 1229 votes
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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
It’s true that Bernie’s transaction tax needs improvement.




We should just hang the bankers and nationalise their assets, AOOGGAH!!

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

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Calibanibal posted:

What % reduction would satisfy you all?

420%

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Lastgirl posted:

"the doctors are fascists!", I shout as they strap me in, rip my healing crystal from my hand and treat me with no charge despite no consent to do so in the first place

in America, people buy their beliefs.

Horseshoe theory: this is also why Stalin purged the doctors.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
Radicalising Calibanibal into a Hickenlooper stan by rudely suggesting that redneck nazgul is a better poster.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

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a helpful bear posted:

This Bernand Sanders seems cool but the media I love seems to hate him so I guess I'm all in for Kamala.

vote Delaney you coward

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

buddhist nudist posted:

Biden old. Sanders loud and old. I pledge to vote for the most fuckable candidate on the primary ballot.



Yang Gang Bang

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
Mayor Pete go on FYAD

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

LinYutang posted:

Warren's numbers are remarkable here. Very few Dems would be disappointed with her.

Like a 40-degree day.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

tylersayten posted:

YangGang™️ gonna be in September debates.

Hopefully he gets time to explain how his proposed magic VAT will take money from Amazon instead of workers :wtc:

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

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BristolSOF posted:

Trump is going to get killed by avshalom.

Fixed for you

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