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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher 18 1.46%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 665 54.11%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 319 25.96%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 26 2.12%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 5 0.41%
Julian Castro, the Twin 5 0.41%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 5 0.41%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 17 1.38%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 3 0.24%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 8 0.65%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 86 7.00%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 23 1.87%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 32 2.60%
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy 2 0.16%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.08%
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated 4 0.33%
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face 3 0.24%
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran 7 0.57%
Total: 1229 votes
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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Bernie's messaging was imperfect. Stop defending it.

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

sean10mm posted:

Being as gullible as possible about a magic crystal anti-vax woo-woo scammer is the new woke lmao

In this thread we went from "rooting for her ~ironically~ " to having uncritical stans for this idiot in the time it takes to have a long lunch haha

Is that really surprising? The thread was already full of pie-in-the-sky socialists

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

What does intelligence have to do with the astral realm?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Rather than vaccinating lets just engineer a virophage to truly destroy the diseases in question

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Judakel posted:

No. That Bernie did. He is all that matters.

Not surprising that Bernie stans itt want to minimize and decenter the accomplishments of Harris, Warren and Williamson.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I'm completely opposed to mandatory busing. I don't think children should be forced to take the bus to school; I rode my bike every day and it was alot of fun (and good exercise). Why would we want to take that away?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

How are u posted:

:lol: of course the same ol circular firing squad crowd is rallying behind the anti-vax candidate. Of course.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I have no patience for Williamson but honestly I wish Bernie had 1/10 of her fire, determination and confidence.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

VH4Ever posted:

You wanna meet me on the streets sometime, rear end in a top hat? I'll show you where the gently caress you belong.

Go ahead and probe me, mods. gently caress this place.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Another Bernie stan letting the mask slip.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I, like VH4ever, have absolutely no patience for Williamson memery. But its absolutely infuriating to see alternative medicine proposals being dismissed here as 'quack' and 'stupid bullshit'

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Things Bernie and Warren agree on wrt to Israel:

-Israel has two official languages: Hebrew and Arabic
-Israel is only 1/6 of 1% of the landmass of the Middle East (Israel is roughly half the size of Lake Michigan).
-Golda Meir was the 3rd woman in history to serve as a country’s prime minister.
-Israel’s population has reached 8 million as of Independence Day 2013!
-Israel has won five bronze Olympic medals, one silver and one gold.
-Developed by Major Uzi Gaf, more than 10 million Uzi machine guns have been build since 1948.
-34 political parties participated in Israel’s 2013 elections.
-Israel has more museums per capita than any other country in the world.
-The Dead Sea in Israel is the lowest point on earth, at 1,315 feet below sea level at its lowest point.
-Ever wondered if the glue on Israel’s stamps are kosher? It is.
-There are also kosher McDonald’s.
-In many Israeli bus stops, you can find a box for tzedakah (charitable giving).
-With more than 3,000 high-tech companies and start-ups, Israel has the highest concentration of hi-tech companies in the world (apart from the Silicon Valley).
-Most of the Windows NT operating system was developed by Microsoft-Israel
-The Pentium MMX Chip technology was designed in Israel at Intel.
-Voice mail technology was also developed in Israel.
-Four young Israelis developed the technology for AOL Instant Messenger and ICQ.

Things they disagree on:

-Whether or not Israel is evil.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Yeah I wonder why Bernie stans in this thread feel so threatened by Clinton, Warren, Harris and Williamson and their supporters? What do those politicians all have in common?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Put Bernie, Hitler and a dead raccoon in a room and then argue passionately that Hitler is relatively very similar to Bernie

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

It wasn't Clinton's fault that Bernie didn't know, and still doesn't know, how to 'play the game'

He thinks he can drift his way through the campaign with old fashioned stump speeches and a progressive platform. He won't hobnob with the rich, he refuses to buy off the DNC or the media, he refuses to hire the top consultants. Well where did that get him in 2016?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

mcmagic posted:

You really think it's possible for him to "buy the media?" I don't. They hate who he is on a fundamental level.

Yeah I do, for the right amount. But he bought $5000 coats and a 3rd home, a luxury sportscar etc instead.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Berine Sanders

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Its sports! sports metaphor!

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Oh Snapple! posted:

You are literally moving the goalposts

Y... yeah!

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

28% is only around 28% more than 20%. Not a performance to write home about.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

NH is 95% white and 70% men and the average age is 63. I wonder why Bernie is popular there?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

over AND above?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Z. Autobahn posted:



Stuff like this poses the biggest threat to Biden *and* Bernie:

https://twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/1145469206630227968


Could we not refer to Harris as 'stuff'?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

When exactly did yall get the opportunity to feel his moustache?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

redneck nazgul posted:

My top six, for what it is worth

Not much!

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

The supposed Warren and Harris supporters on this forum are largely mythical.

There's nothing mystical about them. They're just silent - they know that if they dare dissent from the Bernie-or-bust hivemind, they'll get harassed out of the thread by rabid Bernie stans (often, but not always, white men). It's exhausting

Calibanibal fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Jul 2, 2019

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

That seems like a small merit for Warren, and an enormous demerit

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I really do think Bernie needs to at least try to message to industry and small business owners. As has been pointed out, M4A is actually good for them! But his overly aggressive rhetoric just turns them away.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Consider extending the pregnancy for a couple years until M4A kicks in. Inconvenient I know, but a side benefit is that when the child is finally born they will be very powerful, having absorbed so much extra energy.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Mike the TV posted:

My wife pays for the top-tier Kaiser plan at over $650 per month and it covers almost nothing except flu shots.

Just wondering why she isn't satisfied with the S+ tier Kaiser plan. Its absolutely wonderful, it covers everything, and I only pay $10 copay. What more could you possibly want?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Top advisors are literally in tears, begging Bernie to do something. He's squinting at a 20 year old PC monitor, looking at vacations homes on zillow

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

If The Democratic Primary Field Was Secondary Characters In An Isekai Light Novel

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I just don't think this space has room for that kind of negative energy

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Yeah I would prefer if the Bernie stans got their own little fiefdom, and this thread could be reserved for horse race aficionados (we're all smoking cigars)

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

She's not just a prosecutor. She's a cop.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Bernie takes donations from Walmart, then turns around and attacks them for political gain. I wouldn't be suprised to see his funding start to dry up during Q3.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I mean what is the Presidency itself if not the King of Cops?

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Biden regularly wears yarmulkes and proudly supports Israel. But somehow Bernie is the Jewish candidate

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Biden even urged his son Hunter to honor the ancient Jewish tradition of Yibbum

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Oh what % decrease in rent has Bernie committed to? Just curious

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Bernie standom is literally a cult. These people would be disappointed with Christ Himself

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