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| Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher |
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18 | 1.46% |
| Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer |
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665 | 54.11% |
| Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker |
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319 | 25.96% |
| Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord |
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26 | 2.12% |
| Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Julian Castro, the Twin |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath |
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17 | 1.38% |
| Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino |
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3 | 0.24% |
| Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist |
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8 | 0.65% |
| Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen |
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86 | 7.00% |
| Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater |
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23 | 1.87% |
| Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool |
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32 | 2.60% |
| Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy |
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2 | 0.16% |
| Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast |
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1 | 0.08% |
| Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated |
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4 | 0.33% |
| Tim Ryan, the Dope Face |
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3 | 0.24% |
| John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran |
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7 | 0.57% |
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Lycus posted:Looks like the biggest disconnect between goon reaction and outsider reaction to the debates is Booty Judge. It's because Fox News and CNN are full on covering the guy like he's a front runner and a top contender, and I'm just sitting here going "him, really?!"
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Jun 28, 2019 13:26
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Democrazy posted:Despite having never given any money to a candidate before this cycle, today is payday, and I kinda wanna give to Marianne Williamson. Please don't make Dianne from Cheers and Frasier the Meme Magic President in 2020 Thank you
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Jun 28, 2019 13:41
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Punk da Bundo posted:Marianne would make a better president than the lifeless limp lanyard liberals on stage . Only Bernie would be better. Name one other person up there besides Bernie on her level . You can’t . Warren's eager hand raising Hermione energy is pretty great, I dunno
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Jun 28, 2019 14:27
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Jun 28, 2019 14:29
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Groovelord Neato posted:https://twitter.com/nataliesurely/status/1144243429095936000 But there are several? 
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Jun 28, 2019 14:33
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Lol at the people melting down about loving Harry Potter comparisons Like I don't think JK Rowling is some master of literature either, but jesus folks popular culture is a thing From now on I demand all political candidates be compared to Gregor from Metamorphosis, or Raskolnikov from Crime and Punishment 
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Jun 28, 2019 14:47
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Jun 28, 2019 15:28
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RuanGacho posted:It's a very weird feeling to me to consider the debates where we have to listen to hot takes about whats wrong and right in what is said from literally everyone who has no business telling the left what to think. Because "both sides" I also think the GOP actively baits us into picking much shittier, "electable" candidates and we loving fall for it almost every time
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Jun 28, 2019 16:48
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Groovelord Neato posted:https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1144643009654525953 Ah noted brain genius Michael Tracy
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Jun 28, 2019 19:50
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Holy poo poo  So is Biden the fastest presidential campaign to collapse like a neutron star?
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Jun 28, 2019 19:55
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Flip Yr Wig posted:One has to imagine this will be the wedge that tears older black voters away from Biden. This country is absolutely loving braindead
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Jun 28, 2019 19:58
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Typo posted:that would explain why they empathize with Biden LOL Just glad we will get to pick between the old rich white guy who opposed busing because "states' rights" (he is the "liberal" candidate  !), and the old extremely corrupt rich white guy who wanted 5 black teenagers to die for looking at a white woman, which means they raped her in his dying brain...How exactly do I get off this planet? TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jun 28, 2019 |
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Jun 28, 2019 20:03
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Punk da Bundo posted:i like how the thread continues to poo poo on Marianne yet she's better than every loving neoliberal shill up there, and you have nothing to back up your argument other than "she's sooo wackyyyy". She's also Dianne Chambers but real, but go off man
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Jun 29, 2019 00:10
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Broke": "Trump is so dumb, Republicans fell for a con-man and are totally anti-science when it comes to climate change and evolution" Woke: "I want to vote for the rich white lady who is friends with Oprah, and who believes in JO crystals and is an anti-vaxxer, because she said some pseudo-true things in her long babble stupors!"  Why don't you see if she has any actual leftist policies first? Like you know, Warren and Bernie? TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Jun 29, 2019 |
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Jun 29, 2019 14:39
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Koalas March posted:There is also a huge amount of privilege thrown in a lot of those posts holy moly Yeah loving this Sorry your "morals" can't take voting for the lesser of two evils, but children are being put in cages and racism is on the rise I voted for Bernie and wanted the dude to win so much, I hated status quo "third way" Hillary, but you can bet your rear end I voted for her over the orange senile lunatic fuhrer, and would do it again
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Jun 29, 2019 14:50
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I have news for all you "can't vote because principles" people: Republicans vote. Every single loving time. Even the Never Trumpers will come back to daddy, because in the end only their wallets, their team, and their superiority in the hierarchy and society matter. They WILL vote for Trump, and they have rigged the game so badly every loving Democrat vote matters despite being the majority of the population. So loving vote TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Jun 29, 2019 |
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Jun 29, 2019 15:01
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VH4Ever posted:Yeah that Michigan guy LITERALLY is why we have Trump. It really sucks that for all the actual work you're doing and have done up there in helping get good folks like Tlaib elected, you've got pedantic fuckwits like that poster sitting there going "Well, have you considered, LIBERAL, that the Crazy Crystal Lady is Actually Good and I'll only vote for her and no one else!!" and help pull against all the effort you've expended. That guy deserves a punch in the face meant for a Nazi, just for being idiotic. I could say some choice things about that guy and where exactly in Michigan I am 100% sure he is from to have that much entitlement and priviledge that his dumbass would throw away his vote, but for the interest of civility I'm not going to
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Jun 29, 2019 15:09
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Punk da Bundo posted:shut the gently caress up liberal , Tlaib is my rep and I voted for her . I vote for leftist candidates . I will stay home if Biden is the nominee . gently caress this “vote blue no matter who” cowardice . The Hispanic and Muslim communities in Michigan (and hell, the very large Jewish one) will thank you for your integrity when they are marched off to the camps
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Jun 29, 2019 15:21
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Lol if Republicans being loving idiots actually gets Williamson to beat Trump And we are in the hell timeline, so it could happen
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Jun 29, 2019 22:10
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Punk da Bundo posted:there isn’t one candidate with good views on Israel , Israel should be treated and regarded like apartheid South Africa . It’s a shame, really , that people are so afraid to stand up for what is right . I actually 100% agree with you on this. Israel is a fascist apartheid state, and it should be called out for exactly what it is
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Jun 29, 2019 22:41
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Majorian posted:And yet now we have someone who genuinely is better on Israel than pretty much any major candidate we've had since 1948. That's something to get excited about. I actually expect that if Bernie becomes the nominee they will try to find a way to say he is anti-semitic somehow AIPAC and Israel and the Shapiro-Adelson Evangelicals posing as Jews will find a way TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jun 29, 2019 |
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Jun 29, 2019 23:35
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Majorian posted:Pedant. Lol at evangelical Shapiro questioning anyone's "jewishness"
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Jun 30, 2019 00:48
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"I will continue to rabidly attack all the people who are saying they support Bernie and are looking for alternatives should it come to it if Bernie is not the nominee. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk" Also I really want to see Trump and Williamson debate for the sheer spectacle, and in the hope that she legit hits him with a spirit bomb TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Jun 30, 2019 |
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The Muppets On PCP posted:https://twitter.com/jakeonthecobb/status/1144610462732079105 Corporations
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Jul 1, 2019 15:15
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sean10mm posted:So have we been given the all-clear to make butt jokes about the gay man in 2019? I honestly don't even think it's that: the man's actual name is butt I can't even imagine what elementary school was like
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Jul 1, 2019 16:02
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"Yeah I don't want to vote for Biden at all, but what if my dumbass neighbor and his racist aunt want to vote for Biden?"-electability in a nut shell
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Jul 1, 2019 18:10
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oxsnard posted:https://twitter.com/williamjordann/status/1126156518586494977?s=20 You mean Never-Trumpers are blatant liars and immoral fucks who will always come back to the fold? Wow, what news! (The absolutely depressing thing is this would be news to a lot of loving "moderate" Democrats and centrists) TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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Jul 2, 2019 04:56
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Jul 4, 2019 01:49
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Just admit you are a closet Republican Tapper, Jesus christ
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Jul 31, 2019 03:02
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HootTheOwl posted:So when they say anyone can beat Trump Warren is proving why she can't: she's being throttled by the moderators. Trump won't be so kind. Are we watching the same debate in the same dimension?
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Jul 31, 2019 03:46
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OhDearGodNo posted:She has that weird accent that some people have that I don’t think I can place. It's Dianne's wierd New England accent from Cheers
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Jul 31, 2019 04:01
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Mind_Taker posted:Holy poo poo that ending was perfect. Biden is senile So is 50%+ of the electorate "He's just like us!": Brain damaged from dementia and lead fumes
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Aug 1, 2019 07:39
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"Please listen to me, actual Satan, on my advice for you to win the election"
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Aug 1, 2019 19:21
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WampaLord posted:Yup that makes perfect sense, The Villages is dying rich Boomer central. Thankfully Florida is a very populated state and the big cities are more than enough to overwhelm the voting influence of The Villages Not when it is suppressed, and they bus in new snowbirds and the shittiest boomers by the day my dude
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WampaLord posted:Might as well give up now, then! Doomsaying? I'm saying no one can be complacent about Florida anymore. Vote now, or it will become the chuddiest state in the union.
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