Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries? This poll is closed. |
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Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher | 18 | 1.46% | |
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer | 665 | 54.11% | |
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker | 319 | 25.96% | |
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord | 26 | 2.12% | |
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe | 5 | 0.41% | |
Julian Castro, the Twin | 5 | 0.41% | |
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer | 5 | 0.41% | |
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath | 17 | 1.38% | |
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino | 3 | 0.24% | |
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist | 8 | 0.65% | |
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen | 86 | 7.00% | |
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater | 23 | 1.87% | |
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool | 32 | 2.60% | |
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy | 2 | 0.16% | |
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast | 1 | 0.08% | |
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated | 4 | 0.33% | |
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face | 3 | 0.24% | |
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran | 7 | 0.57% | |
Total: | 1229 votes |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:i'm not sure if Game of Thrones is better or worse. Harris holds out the Gom Jabbar for Biden, Booker reveals himself to be a Face Dancer. Buttigeig's mind is opened to the ancestral memories of a million progressives. Bernie cackles madly and flies around the stage in a suspensor suit.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 15:14 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 08:42 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:Oh thanks Biden, were you asleep during the 2016 election when the party tried to make Trump’s unfitness for office the main point and lost? Personally, I think Biden is much better equipped to make that case. Affected or not, his folksy Scrantonism lets him actually connect with swing state voters who went for Obama and then Trump. That track failed in 2016 because of the candidate, imo.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 17:59 |
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Gripweed posted:His folksy Scrantonism doesn't exist. Biden is a very uncharismatic speaker, and he's not very good at appearing empathetic This stump speech draws a pretty stark line between their speaking styles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHLSh_TC5Oo Or just watch from 30:00-35:00 for an example of what I mean.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 18:30 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:"Swing voters" who went Obama-Trump are also irrelevant. There are far more people who voted in 2008 and 2012 who either stayed home or were blocked from voting in 2016 than there were who switched from Obama to Trump. Per this article more Obama voters went Trump than didn't vote.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 18:50 |
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Retro42 posted:While she is definitely the entertainment of the debate group, she has to go away before I start having nightmares of her debating Trump. He would do that "lurk behind her as she answers" thing he tried with Hillary and promptly get maced.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 21:25 |