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subject was observed sneaking in late to work at 8:15.
when confronted by supervisor STANLEY JOHNSON, subject called him "stan, stan the man" and strolled by while making "air-drumming" motions with his fingers
"i'm tellin you man, i dunno nuthin about no special shoes. these here are just regular sneakers"
The agent chuckles to himself. "Very well, you've been very cooperative; you're free to go. Oh--but one last question: do the words Chaos Control mean anything to you?"
suddenly my eyes roll back in my head, and I convulse violently. just as suddenly i return to perfect form as my sleeper training activates, and I calmly respond, "Why yes Agent Martinez. And for the record, these aren't 'just regular sneakers'--these are Soap shoes, a brand of shoes designed specifically for rail grinding that I purchased after playing the game Sonic Adventure 2: Battle"
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