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i just got back from a three week trip to a watch list country
customs officer was suspicious of me. handed me a skateboard and took me to a halfpipe for additional screening
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fbi agent on a stakeout watches me through binoculars stroll by the toaster on the way out of the house, smoothly grabbing the finished toast out of the air
"this is definitely our guy"
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Jul 2, 2019 01:29
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subject was observed sneaking in late to work at 8:15.
when confronted by supervisor STANLEY JOHNSON, subject called him "stan, stan the man" and strolled by while making "air-drumming" motions with his fingers
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Jul 2, 2019 01:29
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i swear, that button means "radians"
i don't know why i can remember that, but i don't even remember how to use a ti-83+
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Jul 2, 2019 06:24
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running from the feds on my freestyle bmx.
paranoid that every can of Monster energy that keeps me going has been drugged
can't stop. gotta keep going.
why did i rig the x-games in the first place?
drinking a monster tallboy out of a paper bag while in public to divert suspicion
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