What shoes do you wear to work?

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Vomik: Jul 29, 2003; This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

poty posted:

those shoes that look like gloves that the silicon valley douchebags wear op

vibram five fingers? do people still wear those??

# ? Jul 14, 2019 10:49

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# ? May 6, 2024 07:14

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239vHrwt8Rs

# ? Jul 14, 2019 11:02

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

all day I dream about shoes

# ? Jul 14, 2019 16:30

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Vibram five finger death punch

# ? Jul 14, 2019 16:56

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

I work from home op i don't wear shoes

# ? Jul 14, 2019 18:15

Asleep Style: Oct 20, 2010

I don't like shoes I don't go outside

# ? Jul 14, 2019 18:51

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

Zeluth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239vHrwt8Rs

It�s like I�m 13 again

# ? Jul 14, 2019 22:04

wide stance: Jan 28, 2011; If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

Boots if you don't wan't to feel every city/subway grimy undulation upon leg-wise locomotion to the office.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 15:46

wide stance: Jan 28, 2011; If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

Also why the hell do they wash the sidewalks during rush hour of all times. The moisture wears down your dangit rear end soles.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 15:50

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Vomik posted:

vibram five fingers? do people still wear those??

i mean this tweet is from today

https://twitter.com/robotodd/status/1150831890250764288?s=20

# ? Jul 15, 2019 20:21

TimWinter: Mar 30, 2015; https://timsthebomb.com

My left shoe gave up the ghost today. Turns out the material they use to pad your Achilles tendon is made out of tightly packed thorns and razor blades.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 02:51

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

FINALLY

quote:

K-Swiss designers shadowed IGC Esports players to develop a shoe suited specifically for the performance needs of players. The collaboration between IGC Esports and designers highlighted three critical features, which were incorporated into the ONE-TAP�s design:

Comfort: Extremely lightweight, the ONE-TAP features a soft and flexible engineered mesh upper with an elasticated closure for a snug fit.

Versatility: The shoe�s slip-on construction allows it to be worn as either a sneaker or a slide. The foldable heel, when folded down, allows the shoe a slipper-like feel for the long hours during a match or practice and can be worn up for sneaker-like fit and stability.

Temperature Control: Placed in an aggressive cut-out of the lightweight cushioned EVA sole, the �Flow Cool� TPU venting unit, allows for maximum breathability and comfort by providing bi-directional airflow. For cooler climates, a second wool-lined in-sole can be inserted to cover the vents, generating warmth.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 18:29

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

Shoes for gamers where you can squish down the heel lol

# ? Jul 16, 2019 18:30

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

i'm wearing indy boots today op

# ? Jul 16, 2019 18:39

Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

gamer shoes without programmable rgb leds smh

# ? Jul 16, 2019 18:51

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

hey remember those nike or whatever shoes that had firmware you could gently caress up and brick the shoes

# ? Jul 16, 2019 18:54

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

"My left shoe won't even reboot." writes another. One user offers a possible solution, saying, "You need to do a manual reset of both shoes per the instructions."

# ? Jul 16, 2019 18:56

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Captain Foo posted:

Vibram five finger death punch

got your sixth toe

# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:22

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

qirex posted:

FINALLY

now that's some marketed slip-on lazy shoes

i always love the sports fabric and cooling nature of e-sports wear as a subtle nod to the endocrine disorders of their largest audience

# ? Jul 16, 2019 21:01

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i'm wearing all-black mid-top converse all stars today

# ? Jul 17, 2019 13:37

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

Lol if you wear shoes at work

# ? Jul 17, 2019 14:26

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

i'm working from home. i wore running shoes to run, but now i am shoeless. i might put on some flip flops to get lunch if i choose to do so.

# ? Jul 17, 2019 15:32

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

today I'm wearing my vans taka hayashi one piece authentic lx

# ? Jul 17, 2019 15:36

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

look at this nerd who didn't get the 10x vans

# ? Jul 17, 2019 18:53

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

I tried to get the 5x5 worksout authentics which I guess would have been 25x vans but they were korea only

# ? Jul 17, 2019 19:14

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

heres what I wear depending on how fruity I'm feeling that morning

ordered from most frutiy to least

its in my personal brand to promote exploitation of capitalism's serf class via my nikes

# ? Aug 1, 2019 05:52

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

please only wear your union-made red wings, comrade

# ? Aug 1, 2019 13:26

the imminent huh: Apr 6, 2016

if the office:

in ESD protected areas:

# ? Aug 1, 2019 14:21

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Endless Mike posted:

please only wear your union-made red wings, comrade

my feet are too wide for redwings

# ? Aug 1, 2019 14:39

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

cross post from the cyberpunk thread

# ? Aug 1, 2019 15:17

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

graph posted:

my feet are too wide for redwings

then perhaps your parachute account "Gentle Autist" shouldn't post that you wear them sometimes

or maybe it was a directed comment and not a general one

# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:31

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

Silver Alicorn posted:

hey remember those nike or whatever shoes that had firmware you could gently caress up and brick the shoes

iirc this mostly affected android users, lol

# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:53

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

it was the back to the future self lacing ones

# ? Aug 1, 2019 19:55

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

I wear mine, OP

# ? Aug 1, 2019 20:48

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

what's funny about the nike hyperadapt system is despite spending millions and millions of dollars on it, attaching their most famous designer, doing a huge marketing campaign and letting a documentary crew do a whole hour long puff piece on it nobody actually wants the self lacing shoes

they're sitting on reseller sites like $200 under retail for 6 months

# ? Aug 1, 2019 21:11