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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
dersh aint tweeted since friday :ohdear:

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Atrocious Joe posted:

look at tony's blair history:
british pm
catholic convert
lolitia express passenger

was tony blair just trying to network his way into every pedophile ring

they're neolib meetups

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

TheDon01 posted:

I dont even own a computer!

*quickly stuffing laptops in a junkyard macerator*

i dont own a computer CURRENTLY! the last one met a tragic end...

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Let's Invade Jeffrey Epstein's Island would be the most amazing goon project of all time

goons island 2: this time no slave labor will be involved

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/alexqarbuckle/status/1154253636727427072?s=19

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
alan went all ted kaczynski and destroyed all his digital devices right before he met epstein so he's got us on this one

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
a man ahead of the times.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Report: Jeffrey Epstein Saved by Ex-Cop Cellmate Charged with Quadruple Murder

so now the official story is that his cellmate SAVED jeffery!!! folks we are being gaslit!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
my brain is bouncing off the walls with this poo poo!! this loving guy will never be allowed to testify he will never be allowed to reveal who is a pedo!!!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Kurtofan posted:

Im sad this rear end in a top hat didnt get caught while he was still alive

there's a reason why he didnt get caught while he was alive

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK MOTHERFUCKERS with some AGE OF CONSENT DERSH CONTENT!
https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1155962389776351238?s=20

the libertarian's gambit! a time honored tactic! let us see how this plays out for our seasoned chessman...

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
the romeo and juliet clause which, if i am ever implicated in a having sex with a minor, would of course apply to me, the 300 yo vampire lawyer

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
hark, hamlet! a paedo stalks the wall!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
HE'S JUST ASKING QUESTIONS OKAY THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

tried looking her up and found this article from the future



https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/08/05/alan-dershowitz-devils-advocate

note: just dated from the next edition of the new yorker :)

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
does dersh think its illegal for minors to gently caress each other? like two 15 yos can go at it as much as they want in the eyes of the law. its when somebody much older starts loving a 15 yo is the problem. he seems to completely forget the aspect of this which is that an adult has a considerable advantage over a minor in a relationship, especially if sexual in nature. and lets not forget that we're not just talking about a situation where an older man and pubescent girl fall in love either. jeffery epstein is accused of soliciting multiple girls for sexual favors with the promise of money and has already been convicted of it in florida, now he is also being prosecuted for trafficking in nyc with other charges likely to be filed as well. this is downright exploitive. but then dersh is increasingly striking me as the type that will bring out the lolita defense in which it was the girl who came onto me, your honor!

Darkman Fanpage has issued a correction as of 06:11 on Jul 30, 2019

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Siljmonster posted:

Jeffrey Epstein has the kids of Stranger Things under that temple right now and they're fighting an upside down monster but Epstein trained it to be a pedophile instead.

the demogorgon keeps offering them money to model for it and then give it a massage!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Ostiosis posted:

Ten years ago a crack pedo unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from a minimum-security stockade to the Little Saint James underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as human traffickers. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can afford them... maybe you can hire... The Ep-Team.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

they call this doing a great khan

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


dersh was 100% down with some eugenics provided he got some runoff pussy from the project. more and more dersh turns into some sort of renfield character following his master around doing his bidding and waylaying the great vampire's enemies.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

They would've made a legal branch of the kapo just for Dershowitz.

"look, constitutionally speaking, the nazis are perfectly within their rights to exterminate the jewish peoples and other untermenschen..."

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

18 NAKED UNDERAGE GIR- *immediately arrested by FBI*

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

ikanreed posted:

I see the mad hatter's tea party

CHANGE CHILDREN!!!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Al! posted:

the version of that i found with a caption does not....................clear things up



havard is a cursed rear end place

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Another scientist cultivated by Mr. Epstein, Jaron Lanier, a prolific author who is a founding father of virtual reality, said that Mr. Epstein’s ideas did not amount to science, in that they did not lend themselves to rigorous proof. Mr. Lanier said Mr. Epstein had once hypothesized that atoms behaved like investors in a marketplace.

atoms buy low and sell high

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

rameriz probably wishes he'd been invited to an epstein party

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I imagine Moloch became a god of the coastal elite trading Hebrews, since variations of Moloch seem to have spread throughout the Mediterranean. So when the Philistines invaded Israel became cut off from that trade network and the inland hick version of Yahweh won out.

personally i think the shittier god won

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

defend the powerless and innocent? no! defend the powerful and guilty!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

comedyblissoption posted:

lol why are there two articles today saying trump and epstein had a falling out over a real estate deal and not underage girls when there exists rape allegations against the two fighting over taking the virginity of their underage rape victim
https://www.thecut.com/2019/08/trump-epstein-friendship-ended-over-mansion-report.html
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-falling-out

mansion is obviously code for the virginity of a teenage girl.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

jesus christ

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

lol they love him so much

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
they really cannot stop themselves from defending this hosed up old lawyer

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Zas posted:

why was a 96 year old judge still on the bench anyway jfc

very carefully

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

it's just been internet slang for years now



literally a thing that started on 4chan ages ago along with the fbi party van meme

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

dude's gonna act his way through it all

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

idk why just because it originated on 4chan (assuming that's true) then that clearly means nobody uses that term ever

im not saying that. it also happened to come about at the same time lots of child porn was being posted there as well. 4chan has always been a nexus point to places where child porn could be found if not outright hosting it for extended periods of time until s board janitor or mod got rid of it.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
this is how the qanon subreddit got deleted

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Ruggan posted:

it makes me extremely sad that there is apparently such a big pedophile / cp problem in the US... and even sadder that I’m not even shocked

i mean its an international problem. its an issue that transcends national borders with the internet and now darknet only exacerbating the problem.

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