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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Surgical to the corner from Shaw, nice

# ? Apr 6, 2024 18:08

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# ? May 2, 2024 21:07

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Never a doubt, don't bother scrolling up to check that.

# ? Apr 6, 2024 19:34

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Brazil didn't win that shootout because Alyssa Naeher isn't their keeper, facts.

Next games on Tuesday, Japan vs. Brazil (4PM EDT) in the 3rd place game followed by US vs. Canada (7PM EDT) for the SheBelieves Final.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Apr 7, 2024

# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:46

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

So any expected tsunamis, tornadoes, hurricanes or monsoons for columbus on tuesday?

# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:52

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

There is rain in the forecast... :tinfoil:

# ? Apr 6, 2024 22:54

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Note to self: look up highlights of JPN-BRA to see just how bad Japan's 4(!!!) penalty misses were.

edit: Got my answer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjvM2ikmf3A

9:17 for the kick in regulation, 11:00 for the shootout. Only Japan's last kick was a good one (and a hell of a save by Lorena), the rest made me think I was watching England.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Apr 10, 2024

# ? Apr 9, 2024 23:16

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Canada record against the USA

4 Wins

8 draws

53 losses

Hmmm how will Canada get dismantled and/or lose in lol fashion tonight

# ? Apr 10, 2024 00:03

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Thanks for the gift USA :confused:

# ? Apr 10, 2024 00:49

Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

phwoar

# ? Apr 10, 2024 01:21

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

SOPHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

# ? Apr 10, 2024 01:35

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

HORAN-2-SHAW-2-RODMAN-2-SMITH

Beautiful!

# ? Apr 10, 2024 01:36

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

WEAK

# ? Apr 10, 2024 01:54

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Lmao its the Gold Cup all over again

# ? Apr 10, 2024 01:55

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Nice to see Canada finally have a questionable call go in their favour against the US

# ? Apr 10, 2024 01:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Fuuuuuucccccckkkk

# ? Apr 10, 2024 01:58

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh penalties that sure worked out well for Canada last time

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What the gently caress was that Rodman?

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:08

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Rodman shot that so softly, eesh

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

~~Brazil~~ Canada didn't win that shootout because Alyssa Naeher isn't their keeper, facts.

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:16

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

For fucks sakes this is just cruel to the Canadian women at this point

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:17

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

HELL YEAH

Chalk up the game MVP as a tie between Smith and Naeher, goddamn

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:18

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

stab posted:

For fucks sakes this is just cruel to the Canadian women at this point

Naeher just reads them like a book.

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:19

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

MakaVillian posted:

Naeher just reads them like a book.

Gotta get tips from cavallini and make the team just do panenkas

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:20

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

If Fox had missed that last kick I would have to demand no more players named Emily.

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:21

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

whypick1 posted:

~~Brazil~~ Canada didn't win that shootout because Alyssa Naeher isn't their keeper and Stephanie Labbe retired, facts.

# ? Apr 10, 2024 02:23

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Another win for the mighty Matildas :getin:

# ? Apr 10, 2024 03:56

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

webmeister posted:

Another win for the mighty Matildas

I quite enjoyed that game. Foord rinsed that defender for her goal lol.

# ? Apr 10, 2024 04:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

CAF wrapped up their Olympic qualification, so now the groups are set:

Group A
France
Colombia
Canada
New Zealand

Group B
United States
Zambia (3-2 aggregate AET over Morocco and that's only because away goals weren't being used)
Germany
Australia

Group C
Spain
Japan
Nigeria (a PK goal at home over South Africa being the only goal in the series)
Brazil

Going to lol if the medal matches wind up being repeats of the SheBelieves matches that just happened today.

# ? Apr 10, 2024 07:27

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

a real chump posted:

I quite enjoyed that game. Foord rinsed that defender for her goal lol.

I wouldn't say she's underrated but jeez she's great when on song. Hardly surprising that both of our goals came through her

# ? Apr 10, 2024 09:35

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Honestly, I like the US's chances at the Olympics. Tough group, though. But two of the 3rd place finishers go through, so probably Germany, Australia and USA unless Banda can pull off something special.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:07

Nuclear Spoon: Aug 18, 2010; I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

just got back from the lane. rode our luck but it was a great game. que sera sera baby!!! COYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Apr 14, 2024 19:18

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

Sorry to ask this, but I can't pretend to be a big follower of women's club soccer. Is Emma Hayes known for a certain kind of tactical style? She's not going to have a lot of time to get to know the team after she takes over.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 17:03

Terminally Bored: Oct 31, 2011; Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Not sure about the style but she's had a really good track record with transfers in Chelsea and she can set and drill a team to defend really well which is something the American coaches just don't do. She's also notoriously ruthless when selecting players.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 17:18

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

She also gets really annoyed if she loses a cup final

# ? Apr 15, 2024 17:40

Terminally Bored: Oct 31, 2011; Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

https://twitter.com/ChelseaFCW/status/1781352855745466501

# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:31

Grimson: Dec 16, 2004

surprise uwcl semi final in 25 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYtPNnjofIc

# ? Apr 20, 2024 12:06

Nuclear Spoon: Aug 18, 2010; I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

phwoar

# ? Apr 20, 2024 13:11

Terminally Bored: Oct 31, 2011; Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

CGH is so washed up she can only commit stupid fouls. She's half a step behind every pass.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:14

Grimson: Dec 16, 2004

ramirez is incredibly underrated

the entire barca team forgot how to score

# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:20

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# ? May 2, 2024 21:07

Grimson: Dec 16, 2004

https://twitter.com/puckinghell_/status/1781653184101921025

# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:22

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