Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Does Extreme Rules live up to the EXTREME Spirit?
This poll is closed.
Yes, I almost didn't realize this was WWE and not late 90s ECW! 2 4.26%
No... it's even more Extreme than anything they've ever done before! 7 14.89%
Wow this show is really cool. Like.... I've never seen anything cooler than this. 7 14.89%
So wait, why doesn't Baron Corbin just kick Becky in the face and pin HER? 31 65.96%
Total: 37 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Post
  • Reply
Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Lashley is still terrible I see

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Oh my God why the gently caress does every LMS match in WWE go by the formula of EVERY move getting a count and the other guy just standing around doing nothing just in case the opening clotheline put their opponent down for a 10 count?

Every single thing in WWE is based on a formula and it's incredibly boring

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Chris James 2 posted:

The tron's already showing WWE footage, how much more damage can it take

lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Lets talk about that event staff guy with the blue birds nest in his hair

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol a WWE match with a giant banner in the back that says "Pardon our appearance"

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Suplexes him into a foam board and gets a holy poo poo chant

these fans are looking for ANYTHING to cheer

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

This undercard

Dang

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I mean Strowman is trying his best to get this old fashioned hoss-off into the good zone but Lashley is a negative zone of suck that cannot be tamed

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Dango Bango posted:

This match seems awful. I'm making dinner. Can someone confirm?

Can confirm

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I'm the old man security guard who was reluctantly gesturing at people to keep back but kept getting distracted by his glasses slipping down his nose.

Why is the new food place you found only temporary

I am curious but lost the post back there somewhere

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The Croc posted:

im hoping some guy wandered into his house with the stand.

This is now the canon explanation in my head

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Drew McIntyre posted:

i just want someone to take care of me

hashtag couples goals

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

a.lo posted:

I'm hearing a lot of holy poo poo chants

If you bought a ticket to this show you'd probably chant for anything remotely exciting too

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Stop punching his spleen you monster he needs that

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Lashley is swole Wayne Brady.

Sick dunk on Wayne Brady

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol a this is awesome chants

they're so starved for anything

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Just some street vendors who set up for a temporary market thing this month, it's so good :discourse:

Dang - I guess it creates that 'get it while you can' demand but I hate when good food comes around just for a short time

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol at that one fan thinking he's a road agent all the sudden

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

MJeff posted:

Think that was This is Awful.

I hope so

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Camera completely missed them hitting the pads

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol ECdub chant

good lord

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

WrasslorMonkey posted:

He has a name.

lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jiro posted:

Wouldn't you want the camera to miss that? I mean for Botchamania that's bad.

I mean I know why they did it but it also only further highlighted there was a crash pad under the thin plywood when the overhead show showed them rolling around on it

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

rovert posted:

Totally exceeded expectations and the crowd went crazy for the finish. Good stuff.

lol sure bud

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

The crowd absolutely was 100% super into the ending of the match. There's no disputing that, even if the mystery cube was silly and the ref counting while staring at a blank wall was kinda dumb.

The crowd would be into literally anything right now. They want to justify buying a ticket so bad they're cheering for a Lashley match

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I'm not saying the ending wasn't alright - I'm saying the match was garbage throughout

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Thought he was going to rip off Steiner math

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

After hearing this commentary team again for the first time in a while somehow Marvez is still better

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

spongeh posted:

wow look at this dead crowd lmao!

wow look at this crowd trying to... justify their ticket purchase??? what a poo poo match!

I'm glad you're enjoying the show

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Now Otis vs Strowman would have been a hellova hoss off

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Commentators talking about current WWE superstar Rhyno whose non-compete doesn't end I think for a couple days yet so certainly hasn't been on any other wrestling promotion!

I like how Otis was doing real work in there and looking like an impressive hoss so of course they call him Chris Farley

They refuse to get anyone over

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I love otis like I loved scott norton

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Sanguinia posted:

This is a fun match! Where have this Heavy Machinery been? If you're looking for answers to AEW's product, this is the strongest one they've offered yet.

Yeah Heavy Machinery is like a fun 1990's-rear end tag team and I dig it

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

How many flapjacks you think Otis can eat?

Not as many as Scott Norton, unfortunately

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Still doing the flying headbutt - sad

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The titties are out, it's over for Bryan

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Grem posted:

As a guy who barely knows any of these people that was pretty good but Heavy Machinery should have won cause they were funny.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

SaberToothedPie posted:

what is this. is it a promo? why is this

ECW

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

When they shoot it from the side that smoke machine entrance looks really sad

From the front it looks fine

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

"We know this is an extreme rules PPV but this is a regular rear end match" sure makes sense

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply