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 Aww yeah look at this melon I just cut up. Gonna put that in the fridge for a little while to chill it and it's gonna be so good. If you're eating watermelon come in and tell us about it
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OP, the real question is: Do you eat it plain, or with sugar, or with salt? Personally, I put a little salt on mine.
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Jul 15, 2019 03:43
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I eat my watermelon plain and my strawberries with artificial sweetener if they're sort of bitter. I suppose I could put that on under-ripe watermelon as well - I misjudged the previous melon and it was unsweet and stiff and watery.
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Jul 15, 2019 03:52
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Sprinkle a little salt on it. Not kidding.
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Jul 15, 2019 03:55
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I haven't had a particularly good watermelon this summer so far, OP. Normally I'm pretty game for some of the ol' melon, but the couple we've got so far this summer have been not the best. Maybe a bad year for melons. Kind of a bummer.
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Jul 15, 2019 04:07
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No but I sometimes go by rhe pseudonym Walter Mellon
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Jul 15, 2019 04:08
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I don't eat watermelon because of all the seeds. Even the seedless ones are riddled with seeds!
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Jul 15, 2019 04:15
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You just... eat the seeds in the seedless ones dude they're like smaller and less noticeable than something like a cucumber seed, if that.
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Jul 15, 2019 04:18
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Please do not open up the can of worms that is the cucumber seed argument
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Jul 15, 2019 04:19
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luchajones posted:I don't eat watermelon because of all the seeds. Even the seedless ones are riddled with seeds! Smart move. If you eat a watermelon seed, it will grow a watermelon tree in your tummy!
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Jul 15, 2019 13:17
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the 4th of july cookout i went to had grilled watermelon and i'm 100% fine with recommending that now after trying it. favorite is still frozen though.
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Jul 15, 2019 14:16
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This thread is racist.
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Jul 15, 2019 14:18
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JK Fresco posted:Please do not open up the can of worms that is the cucumber seed argument sadly I considered this before posting that and decided to brave that terrible storm
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Jul 15, 2019 14:23
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Eating some good summer watermelon with a light sprinkle of salt is one of life’s great pleasures imo.
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Jul 15, 2019 14:32
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I had some yesterday as part of lunch. Pleasant and hydrating.
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Jul 15, 2019 15:00
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Also had some yesterday but it was gross. Had a little party of sorts, potluck. Stupid person who brought the watermelon must have put on lotion immediately before cutting it up because it tasted like, well, lotion. Potlucks are gross.
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Jul 15, 2019 15:20
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bird with big dick posted:This thread is racist. Never understood that. What white person does not like watermelon? Or fried chicken for that matter?
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Jul 15, 2019 15:46
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Haha yeah just slammed a fruit bowl. With watermelon in it. 
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Jul 15, 2019 16:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjkth6BRRY
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Jul 15, 2019 16:54
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What kind of disgusting animal eats watermelon anywhere near a computer, or inside at all even
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JakeP posted:What kind of disgusting animal eats watermelon anywhere near a computer, or inside at all even I got a sink and no dress code. What's your excuse
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Jul 15, 2019 17:05
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Watermelon makes me poop OP but I still eat it.
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Telebite posted:Never understood that. What white person does not like watermelon? Or fried chicken for that matter? Who said anything about fried chicken, racist
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Jul 15, 2019 17:15
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OP what's with the long slices? Bite sized cubes is the most efficient form as it prevents getting juices on my massive panniculus. At my size, staying clean and dry is a daily battle, and very important to avoiding yeast flair ups.
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My wife likes watermelon more than I do and she likes it cubed up, and got one of those 'melon cuber' device things, mostly just to try it out because it's a goofy gadget thing. I mean it works like you'd expect it to but really it's not that much work to cut up a watermelon. Plus a good slice with the rind on it is more satisfying anyhow. Anyway thanks for reading. Oh they look like this. 
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Jul 15, 2019 17:22
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Thank you Monsanto for making watermelons edible food rather than just giant balls of garbage
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Jul 15, 2019 17:30
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i wish i had watermelon rn
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Jul 15, 2019 17:37
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Big Beef City posted:My wife likes watermelon more than I do and she likes it cubed up, and got one of those 'melon cuber' device things, mostly just to try it out because it's a goofy gadget thing. That’s perverse.
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Jul 15, 2019 17:43
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Holy crap I just sat down with a plate of watermelon. It has seeds but it's still delicious.
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JK Fresco posted:Please do not open up the can of worms that is the cucumber seed argument Theres an argument??
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The Dregs posted:Theres an argument?? look it's my fault for bringing it up ok and I don't want to go there with the cucumber seeds it was just a throw-away comment I was trying to use as an example there's really no need to go digging up all this animosity right now alright
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JakeP posted:Thank you Monsanto for making watermelons edible food rather than just giant balls of garbage It's not clear what the hell that dude painted, but there are medieval illustrations depicting much more familiar-looking watermelons, as well as paintings contemporary to that one by e.g. Giuseppe Recco. So whatever Monsanto did, they did it at least 400 years ago. Also I'm not eating watermelon but I did so yesterday so I'm posting anyway!!
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Jul 15, 2019 18:35
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Watermelon hard candies taste nothing like watermelon, wtf.
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Jul 15, 2019 18:44
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More like What a Melon!!! 
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Jul 15, 2019 18:46
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Drinking watermelon agua fresca right now, OP.
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Jul 15, 2019 19:18
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It was hot as balls yesterday and I got a ice cold watermelon agua fresca from a street vendor, mmm refreshing
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Jul 15, 2019 19:20
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I like watermelon with tajin
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Jul 15, 2019 19:23
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Smart move. If you eat a watermelon seed, it will grow a watermelon tree in your tummy! You just know at some point a goon has eaten watermelon seeds and then poo poo in the backyard in hopes of growing a crop in the following year.
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Jul 15, 2019 19:29
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spacetoaster posted:Sprinkle a little salt on it. Not kidding. Yup, every time
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i eat watermelon like i eat rear end
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