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Chinatown posted:i eat watermelon like i eat rear end shirtless, outdoors, spitting seeds out the whole time, and needing to be hosed off after? Hell yea brother
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just eat the seeds
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I made watermelon sorbet yesterday with half of a watermelon. I was gonna just eat the other half, but the sorbet was so good that now I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna make another batch in a day or two. 
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von Braun posted:just eat the seeds when i was a kid you could plant the seeds and they would grow now they try to breed them so you can't do that :\
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Telebite posted:when i was a kid you could plant the seeds and they would grow They're like a buck a pack at Wal-Mart. Hope you have lots of room. Don't plant them in your lawn like I did
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I grew ones that were yellow on the inside instead of red one year, that was pretty neat.
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Hell Stink posted:OP what's with the long slices? Bite sized cubes is the most efficient form as it prevents getting juices on my massive panniculus. At my size, staying clean and dry is a daily battle, and very important to avoiding yeast flair ups. As a watermelon enthusiast, I've found longer cuts to hold up better than smaller cubes and they're easier to handle. Like you I'm nearly bed-ridden and dropped pieces or spilled juice can easily get lost in my folds - I need to get my watermelon correct or I could be severely injured. Or 'more severely injured' I guess. Anyways gl with the cleanliness thing, almost impossible these days am I right?
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I loving hate watermelon. It's a poo poo tier fruit.
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Temaukel posted:I loving hate watermelon. It's a poo poo tier fruit. This just means more watermelon for me, please continue to spread the anti-watermelon gospel.
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Jul 16, 2019 03:24
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never had it. anyways back to you chet
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Temaukel posted:I loving hate watermelon. It's a poo poo tier fruit. Is ketchup spicy to you as well?
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I thought I hated watermelon for a long time, turned out I had simply never been served decent watermelon. And I don't mean for lack of trying, I always would have a little when offered it always just tasted like watery paper with the slightest hint of sweetness. If I buy my own and cut em up myself they're p good.
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Jul 16, 2019 03:32
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Saw a guy cut his watermelon into rectangles with the rind on the end. Changed the game for me.
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unpleasantly turgid posted:never had it. How in the world have you never even tried it? Have you had an apple?
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End of Shoelace posted:i wish i had watermelon rn UPDATE: i bought a watermelon
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End of Shoelace posted:UPDATE: i bought a watermelon Hell yeah
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Jul 16, 2019 15:26
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Where can I get a mini square watermelon.
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The Dregs posted:How in the world have you never even tried it? Have you had an apple? just never gotten around to it, but i've had apple. i've had many fruit. just not wuttermelon
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I'd like to sit on a nice quarter wedge of watermelon and just sliiddddeeee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My_wf9mDK0Q
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Oh my, yes. A little salt on the w.melon on a hot summer day. I do declare
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JakeP posted:Thank you Monsanto for making watermelons edible food rather than just giant balls of garbage Oof ouch my trypophobia
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Salt belongs on cantaloupe not watermelon ffs
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Jul 17, 2019 03:34
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Watermelon? More like watermuhlawn bitch
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End of Shoelace posted:UPDATE: i bought a watermelon I love a good success story
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Burt Sexual posted:Salt belongs on cantaloupe not watermelon ffs look at this loving garbage opinion would you just look right at that?
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Big Beef City posted:look at this loving garbage opinion would you just look right at that? Watermelon is so bland, salt can’t even help.
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Burt Sexual posted:Watermelon is so bland, salt can’t even help. why don't you crush some drat cheetos on it! YUM Brand Melon.
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Burt Sexual posted:Watermelon is so bland, salt can’t even help. I genuinely feel sorry for you all getting subpar melon. A 10/10 watermelon is right up there with a fresh summer strawberry for deliciousity. Add that sprinkle of salt and oh boy, you hit the highway to flavortown brother.
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Burt Sexual posted:Salt belongs on cantaloupe not watermelon ffs pepper on cantaloupe is good eat'n
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Why did the watermelons have a large expensive wedding? Because they cantaloupe! 
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I genuinely feel sorry for you all getting subpar melon. A 10/10 watermelon is right up there with a fresh summer strawberry for deliciousity. Add that sprinkle of salt and oh boy, you hit the highway to flavortown brother. dudes in japan sometimes put whole milk on watermelon. its a surprising combo but a treat as well. also, watermelon is the only salvation for europeans with their current rainforest weather End of Shoelace fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Jul 23, 2019 |
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gonna try this stupid recipe I found - cut watermelon into cubes - freeze them - put the frozen cubes in a food processor and uh process them, obviously - hopefully you get watermelon sorbet, somehow. I honestly doubt it will work that well but whatever
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I think you'd probably be better off just chomping on the frozen watermelon cubes at that point. I think to get sorbet you have to mix it up during the freezing process, don't you? idk I am not an Ice Cream Doctor
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bad news : should have left the watermelon chunks in the fridge longer (like, overnight instead of 4 hours) because all I managed to make is some kind of watermelon slushy good news : I have a watermelon slushy and it's hot outside so I still win eat that global warming cucks
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I ate 700g of watermelon and canteloupe yesterday and spent all morning on the toilet making GBS threads lol
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All the mornings in the world wouldn't be enough to make you not be full of poo poo anyway
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freezing watermelon removes moisture and sweetness. magic also happens that changes the texture to that of frozen meat. not recommended.
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End of Shoelace posted:freezing watermelon removes moisture and sweetness. magic also happens that changes the texture to that of frozen meat. not recommended. Like when you freeze tofu! And certain cheeses.
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End of Shoelace posted:freezing watermelon removes moisture and sweetness. magic also happens that changes the texture to that of frozen meat. not recommended. You can also use a vacuum sealer to compress it which alters the texture, enhances the flavor, and you can infuse it with poo poo. Like honey, lime, or, let's be real, booze. 
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