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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe

"The idea is based on the world lines traced out across spacetime by every electron. Rather than have myriad such lines, Wheeler suggested that they could all be parts of one single line like a huge tangled knot, traced out by the one electron. Any given moment in time is represented by a slice across spacetime, and would meet the knotted line a great many times. Each such meeting point represents a real electron at that moment. "

according to this theory, all matter, all energy, the entire universe, all of time, literally everything exists relative to this one electron.

# ? Jul 17, 2019 21:00

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# ? May 3, 2024 15:45

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this is a comforting idea

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# ? Jul 17, 2019 21:01

Farecoal: There he go

Hey Mom said it was my turn to have the electron!!

# ? Jul 17, 2019 22:12

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Jiminy crickets, this electron is givin me an erectron!

# ? Jul 17, 2019 22:21

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

*adds, 'the universe electron is used up heating yesterday's coffee in a microwave', to the list of apocalyptic events.*

# ? Jul 17, 2019 23:05

google THIS

Well that's a pretty negative outlook :haw:

# ? Jul 17, 2019 23:31

Goons Are Gifts

Begging that the one electron never meets with the other universe's positron, else we might be annihilated.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 00:15

google THIS

I like the comedy where the electron plays all the different characters, including the fat chick, and you're like "Wait a minute, is that really him? Nuh uh!" And then you watch the end credits and sure enough.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 00:36

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

There can be only one (electron)

I watched the whole Highlander series AND all the movies and NO ONE GOT HIGH

# ? Jul 18, 2019 00:58

Manifisto

I have heard of this theory, and while it is one of the wilder theories I have heard it is also philosophically very satisfying. if it is not true scientifically, I believe it is true at least poetically.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 18, 2019 01:01

City of Glompton

wasn't there an electron smilie or am i making things up?

:electron:

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 18, 2019 06:52

City of Glompton

hmm was it calledsomething else?

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 18, 2019 06:52

Squatch Ambassador: What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

this one?

# ? Jul 18, 2019 07:21

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

One of these days I'm gonna get out of this one electron universe and do something with my life

# ? Jul 18, 2019 07:41

Goons Are Gifts

Electrons are always such negative nancys, we should invest into protons. For some extra fun, I'd be okay with neutrons, too, but let's not get crazy too fast. The quarks are rising.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 11:08

Manifisto

Drink-Mix Man posted:

One of these days I'm gonna get out of this one electron universe and do something with my life

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 18, 2019 12:49

alnilam

Drink-Mix Man posted:

One of these days I'm gonna get out of this one electron universe and do something with my life

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 18, 2019 16:23

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

One of these days I'm gonna get out of this one electron universe and do something with my life

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# ? Jul 18, 2019 17:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Look, all I'm saying is you'd have to be one tough hombre to convince al the OTHER electrons that this here universe ain't big enough for the infinity of us

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# ? Jul 18, 2019 18:15

alnilam

buy the electron an account

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 18, 2019 18:39

Goons Are Gifts

alnilam posted:

buy the electron an account

It would be shitposting for the sake of the universe.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 19:11

google THIS

I'll admit I started to become suspicious when they didn't call it an electrons microscope.

# ? Jul 18, 2019 19:57

Squatch Ambassador: What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

google THIS posted:

I'll admit I started to become suspicious when they didn't call it an electrons microscope.

but if there's only one it should be the electron's microscope

# ? Jul 18, 2019 20:03

Goons Are Gifts

It's all part of the cover-up, wake up

# ? Jul 18, 2019 22:39

Manifisto

there is technically room for another electron, but the space is filled with an unused treadmill, various bicycles, old toys and furniture being saved in case somebody wants them someday, some salvaged semi-working shop equipment, and a riding lawn mower

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 18, 2019 23:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Manifisto posted:

there is technically room for another electron, but the space is filled with an unused treadmill, various bicycles, old toys and furniture being saved in case somebody wants them someday, some salvaged semi-working shop equipment, and a riding lawn mower

Electricity is just an electron exploiting it's spawn point over and over again as it corpse cannons it's way through an electrical circuit

# ? Jul 19, 2019 00:10

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Electrons aren't real. I'm positive.

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? Jul 19, 2019 02:10

hoses

that electron's name?

Jesus Christ.

(the Mormon one

# ? Jul 19, 2019 03:24

FutonForensic

Dr. Bronner's ALL ONE unifying theory of physics gets my butthole feeling fresh

# ? Jul 19, 2019 16:35

City of Glompton

Hungry Computer posted:

this one?

thank you

# ? Jul 19, 2019 19:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Another electron!? No. The one we have is still perfectly good.

# ? Jul 19, 2019 19:19

Manifisto

I plug in the computer and nothing happens. as usual, someone is using the electron again. I sigh and pull up the schedule. I bet it's that fred williamson, he always goes over his allocated time but plays dumb when someone calls him on it.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 19, 2019 19:21