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PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Thank you for doing this. I am ready to cast a shadow in the shape of a dragon because Polymorph doesn't fool moonlight somehow.

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PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Kender were 95% jerks who got their jollies by robbing the party constantly, and 5% people who wanted to play halflings and didn't know the difference.

Tinker Gnomes were 100% jerks, 99% because they loving hate that rear end in a top hat playing the Kender "Oh no! Hassleboff pickpocketed the "fancy watch" I kept looking at once an hour on the dot, but that was actually a bomb with a switch I had to press once an hour to keep it from exploding that killed him (and the wizard, whoops)!" and 1% because they wanted to PK in a party where the GM has banned PKing "I didn't mean to blow them up, honest! How could I have known this device with a 85% failure chance would explode right at that exact critical moment?"



TLDR: Everyone in the party is playing D&D except the Tinker Gnome who's playing Paranoia.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jul 20, 2019

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