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Thank you for doing this. I am ready to cast a shadow in the shape of a dragon because Polymorph doesn't fool moonlight somehow.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2019 03:42 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 17:58 |
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Kender were 95% jerks who got their jollies by robbing the party constantly, and 5% people who wanted to play halflings and didn't know the difference. Tinker Gnomes were 100% jerks, 99% because they loving hate that rear end in a top hat playing the Kender "Oh no! Hassleboff pickpocketed the "fancy watch" I kept looking at once an hour on the dot, but that was actually a bomb with a switch I had to press once an hour to keep it from exploding that killed him (and the wizard, whoops)!" and 1% because they wanted to PK in a party where the GM has banned PKing "I didn't mean to blow them up, honest! How could I have known this device with a 85% failure chance would explode right at that exact critical moment?" TLDR: Everyone in the party is playing D&D except the Tinker Gnome who's playing Paranoia. PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jul 20, 2019 |
# ¿ Jul 20, 2019 13:36 |