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Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!


If I am to be judged by those who come after me, let me be judged for the truth.

So, like a lot of goons, I read Dragonlance as a kid in the late 80's and early 90's. It was the absolute coolest poo poo I had ever read, and I'm sure it has aged like fine quiche.

Apparently, I wasn't the only dumb kid growing up back then because, as I understand it, there are about 190 books in the entire series. I'm not masochistic enough to read all 190, but we'll see how far we get.

So, we'll start with the Chronicles: Dragons of Autumn Twilight, Dragons of Winter Night, and Dragon's of Spring Dawning.

After that, we'll see what we can do. I've found an allegedly complete publication list here: http://dlnexus.com/products/printdate.aspx . To be honest, if anyone can point me to somewhere I can get the "Adventure Gamebooks", the idea of forums-based CYOA seems rad as hell.

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Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!


One of my fondest memories of the series is the songs. I'm just gonna drop the opening song here, because it's not something to easily describe.

code:
                CANTICLE OF THE DRAGON
Hear the sage as his song descends like heaven's rain or tears,
          and washes the years, the dust of the
                    many stories
        from the High Tale of the Dragonlance.
        For in ages deep, past memory and word,
            in the first blush of the world
          when the three moons rose from the
                lap of the forest,
            dragons, terrible and great,
          made war on this world of Krynn.

        Yet out of the darkness of dragons,
            out of our cries for light
    in the blank face of the black moon soaring,
        a banked light flared in Solamnia,
          a knight of truth and of power,
        who called down the gods themselves
         and forged the mighty Dragonlance,
                piercing the soul
        of dragonkind, driving the shade of
                  their wings
      from the brightening shores of Krynn.

          Thus Huma, Knight of Solamnia,
            Lightbringer, First Lancer,
        followed his light to the foot of the
                Khalkist Mountains,
          to the stone feet of the gods,
        to the crouched silence of their temple.
       He called down the Lancemakers, he took on
          their unspeakable power to crush the
                unspeakable evil,
           to thrust the coiling darkness
             back down the tunnel of the
                dragon's throat.

        Paladine, the Great God of Good,
            shone at the side of Huma,
    strengthening the lance of his strong right arm,
        and Huma, ablaze in a thousand moons,
          banished the Queen of Darkness,
      banished the swarm of her shrieking hosts
        back to the senseless kingdom of
          death, where their curses
       swooped upon nothing and nothing
       deep below the brightening land.

    Thus ended in thunder the Age of Dreams
        and began the Age of Might,
      When Istar, kingdom of light and
         truth, arose in the east,
      where minarets of white and gold
    spired to the sun and to the sun's glory,
       announcing the passing of evil,
      and Istar, who mothered and cradled
          the long summers of good,
            shone like a meteor
       in the white skies of the just.

       Yet in the fullness of sunlight
     the Kingpriest of Istar saw shadows:
     At night he saw the trees as things
         with daggers, the streams
      blackened and thickened under the
               silent moon.
    He searched books for the paths of Huma,
        for scrolls, signs, and spells
       so that he, too, might summon the
             gods, might find
        their aid in his holy aims,
       might purge the world of sin.

      Then came the time of dark and death
       as the gods turned from the world.
       A mountain of fire crashed like a
            comet through Istar,
    the city split like a skull in the flames,
    mountains burst from once-fertile valleys,
    seas poured into the graves of mountains,
       the deserts sighed on abandoned
            floors of the seas,
       the highways of Krynn erupted
      and became the paths of the dead.

      Thus began the Age of Despair.
        The roads were tangled.
    The winds and the sandstorms dwelt
        in the husks of cities,
    The plains and mountains became our home.
      As the old gods lost their power,
        we called to the blank sky
    into the cold, dividing gray to the ears
              of new gods.
     The sky is calm, silent, unmoving.
      We have yet to hear their answer.
Boy, howdy! That's sure a way to kick things off. We get the Reader's Digest version of Krynn's backstory: Dragons bad, Knights good. The paranoid Kingpriest seeking to craft a perfect world at any cost. The abandonment of the world by the old gods and the demands of the people for new ones. It certainly presents us with what appears will be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, full of the remaining dregs of humanity.

I did some digging, and the poem itself was actually (like many poems in the series) penned by Michael Williams, not Hickman or Weiss.

Prologue: The Old Man

quote:

Tika Waylan straightened her back with a sigh. flexing her shoulders to ease her cramped muscles.
She tossed the soapy bar rag into the water pail and glanced around the empty room.

And thus is introduced our protagonist: Tika Waylan, Barmaid.

quote:

It was getting harder to keep up the old inn. There was a lot of love rubbed into the warm finish of
the wood, but even love and tallow couldn't hide the cracks and splits in the well-used tables or
prevent a customer from sitting on an occasional splinter. The Inn of the Last Home was not fancy,
not like some she'd heard about in Haven. It was comfortable. The living tree in which it was built
wrapped its ancient arms around it lovingly, while the walls and fixtures were crafted around the
boughs of the tree with such care as to make it impossible to tell where nature's work left off and
man's began. The bar seemed to ebb and flow like a polished wave around the living wood that
supported it. The stained glass in the window panes cast welcoming flashes of vibrant color across
the room.

Wait a sec, this hardly sounds post-apocalyptic at all!! I think I may have been hornswoggled. In fact, we get more description of this inn-within-a-tree in the chapter than we do of any of the characters. I may have been truly mistaken and the inn, itself, may be our protagonist.

quote:

Tika looked around and smiled in satisfaction. The tables were clean and polished. All she had left to do was sweep the floor. She began to shove aside the heavy wooden benches, as Otik emerged from the kitchen, enveloped in fragrant steam.

Should be another brisk day-for both the weather and business," he said, squeezing his stout body behind the bar. He began to set out mugs, whistling cheerfully.

"I'd like the business cooler and the weather warmer," said Tika, tugging at a bench.

Our first reference to the changing seasons. I, for one, cannot wait for the second novel, wherein I clearly expect they will tell us how cold Winter is no less than 400 times.

quote:

"I walked my feet off yesterday and got little thanks and less tips! Such a gloomy crowd! Everybody nervous, jumping at every sound. I dropped a mug last night and-I swear-Retark drew his sword!"

"Pah!" Otik snorted. "Retark's a Solace Seeker Guard. They're always nervous. You would be too if you had to work for Hederick, that fanat-"

"Watch it," Tika warned.

Otik shrugged. "Unless the High Theocrat can fly now, he won't be listening to us. I'd hear his boots on the stairs before he could hear me." But Tika noticed he lowered his voice as he continued. "The residents of Solace won't put up with much more, mark my words. People disappearing, being dragged off to who knows where. It's a sad time." He shook his head. Then he brightened. "But it's good for business."

First of all, Otik: "But it's good for business" shouldn't brighten your face when discussing religious fanatics dragging people off in the middle of the night. That's some incredible late-stage :capitalism: logic.

Second off: Pay your drat barmaid a living wage so she doesn't have to scrounge for tips. :colbert:

quote:

"It must be thirsty work, haranguing people about the New Gods day in and day out-he's in here every night."
Tika stopped her sweeping and leaned against the bar.
"Otik," she said seriously, her voice subdued. "There's other talk, too-talk of war. Armies massing in the north. And there are these strange, hooded men in town, hanging around with the High Theocrat, asking questions."

Well, we've made some progress since the end of the poem. The New Gods are apparently here, and possibly the cause of some of the misfortunes in the area. Also, the Northern army seems like a dangling plot lead if I ever heard one. Just the thing for a band of young adventurers to investigate.

quote:

The door opened.
Both Tika and Otik started in alarm and turned to the door. They had not heard footsteps on the
stairs, and that was uncanny!

Uncanny! Like the X-men! (Good thing they got that whole "nobody can sneak up Chekov's stairs" gun fired early.)

quote:

The Inn of the Last Home was built high in the branches of a mightyvallenwood tree, as was every other building in Solace, with the exception of the blacksmith shop.
The townspeople had decided to take to the trees during the terror and chaos following the Cataclysm. And thus Solace became a tree town, one of the few truly beautiful wonders left on Krynn. Sturdy wooden bridge-walks connected the houses and businesses perched high above the ground where five hundred people went about their daily lives. The Inn of the Last Home was the largest building in Solace and stood forty feet off the ground. Stairs ran around the ancient vallenwood's gnarled trunk.

First, I'd like to commend them on basic fire safety for not putting the blacksmith in a tree hut.

Second, this is basically an Ewok village and I think we can all acknowledge that.

quote:

He stood in the doorway, leaning on a worn oak staff, and peered around the Inn. The tattered hood of his plain, gray robe was drawn over his head, its shadow obscuring the features of his face except for his hawkish, shining eyes.
"Can I help you. Old One?" Tika asked the stranger, exchanging worried glances with Otik. Was this old man a Seeker spy?
"Eh?" The old man blinked. "You open?"
"Well . . " Tika hesitated.
"Certainly," Otik said, smiling broadly. "Come in, Gray-beard. Tika, find our guest a chair. He must be tired after that long climb."
"Climb?" Scratching his head, the old man glanced around the porch, then looked down to the ground below. "Oh, yes. Climb. A great many stairs .. ." He hobbled inside, then made a playful swipe at Tika with his staff. "Get along with your work, girl. I'm capable of finding my own chair."

And thus is introduced our protagonist: Gray-Beard, the Old One.

It's clear by his "hawkish eyes" and the fact that he didn't take the stairs that this man is also secretly... a bird. Some sort of... Bird Man.

quote:

He stood in the center of the Inn, peering around as though confirming the location and position of each table and chair in the room. The common room was large and bean-shaped, wrapping around the trunk of the vallenwood. The trees smaller limbs supported the floor and ceiling. He looked with particular interest at the fireplace, which stood about three-quarters of the way back into the room. The only stonework in the Inn, it was obviously crafted by dwarven hands to appear to be part of the tree, winding naturally through the branches above. A bin next to the side of the firepit was stacked high with cordwood and pine logs brought down from the high mountains. No resident of
Solace would consider burning the wood of their own great trees. There was a back route out the kitchen; it was a forty-foot drop, but a few of Otik's customers found this setup very convenient.

Ok, I'm back on the "The Inn is our secret protagonist" plan.

What we know about our protagonists:
Tika: Barmaid, 19, Redhead, Tired
Grey-Beard: Old, Also a Bird
The Inn: FOUR ENTIRE PARAGRAPHS

{Not pictured: Several pages of Grey-Beard literally rearranging the furniture.}

quote:

"Bring the chairs. That's a good girl. And I want one, right here." The old man gestured at a spot in front of the firepit. "For me."
"Are you giving a party. Old One?" Tika asked as she carriedmover the most comfortable, wellworn chair in the Inn.
"A party?" The thought seemed to strike the old man as funny. He chuckled. "Yes, girl. It will be a party such as the world of Krynn has not seen since before the Cataclysm! Be ready, Tika Waylan.
Be ready!"
He patted her shoulder, tousled her hair, then turned and lowered himself, bones creaking, into the chair.
"A mug of ale," he ordered.
Tika went to pour the ale. It wasn't until she had brought the old man his drink and gone back to her sweeping that she stopped, wondering how he knew her name.

Thus endeth the Prologue. I can't wait for Tika to go out on so many rad adventures.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Leperflesh posted:

so it's been four pages, are we gonna let's read this dragonlance or what? not to be rude, just it seems like the pace needs to pick up a little if we're gonna get through all 200+ books

I'll have more today. Work has been crummy.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Kchama posted:

EDIT: Aw poo poo, I didn't notice this thread had already fallen by the wayside. Um, hope things get better so you can post more, OP!

I was at GenCon. Where A GOON WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED hunted me down, in person, to tell me to post more Dragonlance.

I'll be back at work tomorrow and posting lovely fantasy stories, I promise.

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