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*looks left* *looks right* I am the best looking person in this room. *is alone*
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BrigadierSensible posted:I am short, middle aged, with a bald spot, a beer gut and not particularly attractive. lmao getting compared to Mr Bean, gently caress man
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Jul 20, 2019 04:32
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BrigadierSensible posted:I am short, middle aged, with a bald spot, a beer gut and not particularly attractive. I've had colleagues compared to Shrek and Professor Klump so you're getting off kind of light
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Jul 20, 2019 04:36
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Caesar Saladin posted:lmao getting compared to Mr Bean, gently caress man I had a history of the Mideast professor in community college who really looked like a tanned Mr Bean, so much so that he probably should have worn different glasses, they were so heavy and dark rimmed and he actually used a pocket protector for his pens but I totally wanted to gently caress him. He was brilliant. Spoke like 7 languages, taught the higher maths too, was a total nerd but embraced his brains or, more likely, was totally oblivious. He was middle Eastern I don't know what, and had a wedding ring so oc I never let on. All I could do was be as brainy as possible and impress him that way. Nerdy Mr. Bean types absolutely can be desirable. It's a shame more guys don't realize this.
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Jul 20, 2019 04:55
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So I def have features of Louis CK ie red hair and goatee, though maybe a lil darker, but generally better features like Jason Statham. I usually shave my head though. I know it’s hard to mix those to but w/e.
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Jul 20, 2019 04:58
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rowan atkinson is a multi multi millionaire and race car driver with a stunning wife irl so that mr bean look can pay off
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Jul 20, 2019 05:18
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Do you look like Mr Bean? Or do you look like Blackadder? https://youtu.be/vH3-Gt7mgyM
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Jul 20, 2019 05:20
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someone said i look like the assassin guy from no country for old men. i don't know if it was a compliment or an insult
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Jul 20, 2019 05:30
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flip a coin
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Jul 20, 2019 05:31
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I have the approximate posture and body shape of one of the Troglodytes from Heroes of Might and Magic III.
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Jul 20, 2019 05:32
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But are you immune to blinding?
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Jul 20, 2019 05:33
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Colonel Cancer posted:But are you immune to blinding? I have to wear glasses so I don't think so.
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Jul 20, 2019 05:37
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Kak posted:someone said i look like the assassin guy from no country for old men. i don't know if it was a compliment or an insult I am also unsure......
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Jul 20, 2019 05:38
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Amicus curiae posted:Would you marry a 6 I don't know what that means.
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Jul 20, 2019 05:39
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Kak posted:someone said i look like the assassin guy from no country for old men. i don't know if it was a compliment or an insult Cross-reference to the bond 25 thread. Re: Skyfall.
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Jul 20, 2019 05:39
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I think I am to some people but fortunately my personality ensures I never get laid.
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Jul 20, 2019 06:19
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Hell Yeah posted:I look like who i am. -moridin 
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Jul 20, 2019 06:36
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2% of my swipes swipe back
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Jul 20, 2019 07:18
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According to all my aunts, my gay uncle, both grandmas and my mom I am very handsome
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Jul 20, 2019 07:25
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im actually really hot but awkward
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Jul 20, 2019 07:27
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Hyzenth1ay posted:No, I am about a "3" on the hotness scale. I have had plastic surgery twice (!) in order to go from a "0" to a "3". I know all about it. I'm sure you're higher than a 3, though, otherwise I'm sure additional procedures exist, you deserve a happy relationship like everyone else. At least you have some money to derive comfort from, for now.
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Jul 20, 2019 08:39
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I'm very goon looking.
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Truck Stop Stall posted:2% of my swipes swipe back As long as you're doing it front to back 👌👌
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Jul 20, 2019 08:41
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really really ridiculously goon looking
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Jul 20, 2019 08:42
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Grevling posted:I think I am to some people but fortunately my personality ensures I never get laid. As long as you accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour, this gal is single
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Jul 20, 2019 08:43
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Jul 20, 2019 08:44
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naem posted:rowan atkinson is a multi multi millionaire and race car driver with a stunning wife irl so that mr bean look can pay off The average female looks for security, if he worked at a grocery store he would have a very diff side piece, but you knew that
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Jul 20, 2019 08:47
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i'm in love with the average female
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Jul 20, 2019 08:51
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Amicus curiae posted:The average female looks for security, if he worked at a grocery store he would have a very diff side piece, but you knew that What if he worked as security?
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Jul 20, 2019 09:16
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goethe.cx posted:in the meantime i get a good number of matches on dating apps using pictures from a few years ago I got much more attention than a fuggo like myself deserved back in ‘13 when I was single and on Plenty O’ Fish.
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Jul 20, 2019 09:48
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Amicus curiae posted:The average female looks for security, if he worked at a grocery store he would have a very diff side piece, but you knew that "The average female" Reported
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Jul 20, 2019 10:28
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My face is like a baboon's rear end after a shotgun blast. My body is like a huge scrotum. I glow with a disgusting aura of poo poo brown and I sweat literal piss. So i'm not very handsome, gently caress you for asking
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Jul 20, 2019 10:58
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sweet thursday posted:Do you look like Mr Bean? Or do you look like Blackadder? blackadder 2 was kind of a smokeshow 
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Jul 20, 2019 11:02
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guestimate posted:I had a history of the Mideast professor in community college who really looked like a tanned Mr Bean, so much so that he probably should have worn different glasses, they were so heavy and dark rimmed and he actually used a pocket protector for his pens but this is the god drat truth. had a geology teacher i couldn't get out of my head, he was a huge rock dork who loved his job. that means way more than superficial poo poo. kindness, smarts, and enthusiasm go a long way nishi koichi fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Jul 20, 2019 |
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Jul 20, 2019 11:06
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I reckon it could be worse OP, technically.
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Jul 20, 2019 11:37
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Amicus curiae posted:As long as you accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour, this gal is single Appreciate the offer but I'm not into kinky stuff sorry.
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Jul 20, 2019 12:02
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i'm a prettyboy who isn't really all that pretty. i'd probably be cute if i didn't still get acne at loving 30. but i can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, i'm somewhat well-rounded and i know how to talk about things with people i like
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Jul 20, 2019 12:33
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I'm ugly as gently caress op, thanks for asking.
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Jul 20, 2019 12:34
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Yeah actually over the last 3 years I lost 90 lbs then I put on 40lbs of muscle and grew a beard then when I trimmed it I realized I'm incredibly handsome
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My calves look like if Arnold Scharzenegger used them as his biceps at the gym so I just have to wear b-ball shorts out the house and ladies jump out their drawers
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