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I also have very kind eyes and perfectly straight teeth and a warm smile, and good skin, and good posture and a voice that's a perfect mix of a deep gravely rumble and a gentle spring breeze whispering your name in your ear
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I'm tall enough (6'2") to defend the fortress from goblins and ghosts and to pick you up high enough to see the top of the fridge, in case you ever wondered what it looks like up there.
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Jul 20, 2019 12:55
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but can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. that's literally all that matters
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Jul 20, 2019 12:55
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Whoa, slow down. You're moving too fast, I'm not looking to get hitched.
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Jul 20, 2019 12:56
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Depends on who you ask OP.
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Jul 20, 2019 12:59
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I became much more of a sexpot when I added a "gently caress macho bullshit forever" pin to my Daria t-shirt that swells over my big-rear end muscles, dad-bod tummy and pedicured feet.
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Jul 20, 2019 12:59
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I have a vinyl record collection that includes both Janelle Monae's Archandroid and Al Green Gets Next to You and I twirl the records on my fingers like a star basketball player throughout the day.
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Jul 20, 2019 13:02
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I put together a list of Time Magazine's sexiest people of the century and all 25 people on the list were me.
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Jul 20, 2019 13:03
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I look like Michaelangelo himself chiseled me out of Scupley modeling clay
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Jul 20, 2019 13:06
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Yeah but it's the inside that counts  What's your colon like?
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Jul 20, 2019 13:06
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I'm not good looking but I am looking good!
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Jul 20, 2019 13:12
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deep dish peat moss posted:I look like Michaelangelo himself chiseled me out of Scupley modeling clay sickly grey, squishy and about to be baked?
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Jul 20, 2019 13:13
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:sickly grey, squishy and about to be baked? I'm sick of this poo poo, girl. I know when I'm not kneaded.
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Jul 20, 2019 13:15
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deep dish peat moss posted:I'm sick of this poo poo, girl. I know when I'm not kneaded. you're kiln me here
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Jul 20, 2019 13:23
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I don't eat after 7pm
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Jul 20, 2019 13:27
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m the best looking mod at all the boat outings. Leak us the location next time. Finally a use for my Hammacher-Schlemmer mini sub
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Jul 20, 2019 13:34
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I'm probably a solid 7. I've had girlfriends that were 8's. Good enough for me.
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Jul 20, 2019 13:36
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I've beem compared favorably to Taye Diggs but also Urkel
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Jul 20, 2019 13:36
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JK Fresco posted:but also Urkel 
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Jul 20, 2019 13:39
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She said Jaleel White but bitxh i know you mean Urkel
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Jul 20, 2019 13:40
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JK Fresco posted:She said Jaleel White but bitxh i know you mean Urkel yeah but stefan urquelle
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Jul 20, 2019 13:41
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I used to be really fat. A neckbeard cliche Worked out for 3 years and did steroids for 12 weeks and people compliment me constantly now. Apparently i have beautiful eyes and an amazing body. Went from virgin goonlord living tragedy to getting all i wanted in life
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Jul 20, 2019 13:41
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Collapsing Farts posted:I used to be really fat. A neckbeard cliche #blessed 🙏🏻
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Jul 20, 2019 13:42
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if you think goth urkel is good looking then yeah i'm good looking i guess
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Jul 20, 2019 13:45
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Gurkel
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Jul 20, 2019 13:47
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I look like like inrl version of Charlie Brown. I also gently caress.
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Jul 20, 2019 14:36
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Homo Simpson posted:I'm probably a solid 7. I've had girlfriends that were 8's. Good enough for me. I’m more of a flaccid 7.
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Jul 20, 2019 14:41
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I'm an 8. Shaped as one.
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Jul 20, 2019 14:49
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Collapsing Farts posted:I used to be really fat. A neckbeard cliche I’m always curious when people say they did steroids. Where do you get them? Where are all these back alley guys in overcoats supplying ball shrinking juice?
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Jul 20, 2019 15:23
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I look fine. Thanks for asking.
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Jul 20, 2019 15:49
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I don't think steroids are illegal. If you are a professional athlete there are some house rules but otherwise the sky is your limit
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Jul 20, 2019 15:56
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a primate posted:I’m always curious when people say they did steroids. Where do you get them? Where are all these back alley guys in overcoats supplying ball shrinking juice? At the gym duh
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Jul 20, 2019 16:27
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Also, the ball shrinking is temporary but the muscles last. Think about that.
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Jul 20, 2019 16:27
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Muscles do not last and ball shrinking is not temporary
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Jul 20, 2019 16:30
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I mean they are going to last as long as you work out reasonably frequently, which isn't a bad lifestyle compared to a lot of people really but it's still something you will have to maintain.
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Jul 20, 2019 16:32
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Colonel Cancer posted:Muscles do not last and ball shrinking is not temporary I said they last not that they last forever The ball shrinkage is absolutely temporary. It's pure atrophy from not being needed due to you providing outside testosterone
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Jul 20, 2019 16:33
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Colonel Cancer posted:I mean they are going to last as long as you work out reasonably frequently, which isn't a bad lifestyle compared to a lot of people really but it's still something you will have to maintain. and the balls?
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Jul 20, 2019 16:33
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If a Witch Doctor can shrink heads perhaps they have the power to enlarge balls.
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Jul 20, 2019 16:34
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Pontificating rear end posted:gently caress NO BITCH
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Collapsing Farts posted:I used to be really fat. A neckbeard cliche I am happy that life has improved greatly for you, though beware the bible warns us to be not conformed to the world.
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