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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





The only thing missing from this entrance is Susumu in the background poorly doing the Natural Vibes dance.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

forkboy84 posted:

I like how Natural Vibes are meant to be reggae influenced and this is their theme song which is absolutely not Bob Marley or Peter Tosh.

This match is going to rock.

They look more influenced by 90s kids pro-environmental shows right down to the pose at the end

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
I'm glad that in 2019 I can witness Bob Marley and C-3PO in the same match

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Skywalker seems really really good

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


It's always hard to reconcile this Kzy is the same mcKz I saw in Chikara's King of Trios 2008.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





gently caress this match is great.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
That was a good match

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Oh man, he drilled him with that Impact

Told you that'd be rad

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
That was really good

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

forkboy84 posted:

It's always hard to reconcile this Kzy is the same mcKz I saw in Chikara's King of Trios 2008.
I didn't think I'd seen this dude before until you mentioned it, he teamed with Cheech and Cloudy god drat.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


"Kzy has gotten a year's supply of insecticide"

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Theres something surreal about a Japanese man with a Jamaiican peace enrionmentalist gimmick walking around to what sounds like Carnival Night Zone from Sonic 3 and spruiking a giant sign for gas based pesticides.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Lid posted:

Theres something surreal about a Japanese man with a Jamaiican peace enrionmentalist gimmick walking around to what sounds like Carnival Night Zone from Sonic 3 and spruiking a giant sign for gas based pesticides.

Pro wrestling is a beautiful thing.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Everything about Kazma screams "terrible lower card wrestler" but he's somehow really good in Dragon Gate.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
IMO Sasadango is the better machine

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Yoshida was not the worst wrestler in the Champions's Carnival this year but I don't think he had a single memorable match.

On the flipside, the music in Dragon Gate is good.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Is everyone a bad guy in this natch? I am so confused

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Lid posted:

Is everyone a bad guy in this natch? I am so confused

R.E.D. are the really bad guys though

You can tell they are the major heel faction because they have the box which has been a staple in Dragon Gate.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Lid posted:

Is everyone a bad guy in this natch? I am so confused

R.E.D. are the heel unit in DG, the Strong Machines are alignment neutral.It's weird because the played heel in their other matches but here against the established company heels it's kind of weird.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Yoshida is not a happy bunny.

Reminder that Strong Machine J debuted in April. This is a hell of a push for a guy so green.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





forkboy84 posted:

Yoshida is not a happy bunny.

Reminder that Strong Machine J debuted in April. This is a hell of a push for a guy so green.

Honestly I'm not sure about the Strong Machines. Don't really do much for me so hopefully they drop the belts quickly and we can move on to more interesting things than "the Machines show up. Win. Leave."

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
They look like the putty patrol

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Dimebags Brain posted:

Honestly I'm not sure about the Strong Machines. Don't really do much for me so hopefully they drop the belts quickly and we can move on to more interesting things than "the Machines show up. Win. Leave."

I thought this was at least a little different from their normal formula but yeah, the 3 Machine's thing has definitely already felt like it's run its course. Still as a match it surpassed expectations and J has definitely improved noticeably.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Springboard 450 is awesome.

Susumu is absolutely great. Probably the most under-rated guy of his generation. Another title defence that elevates his opponent in defeat.

https://twitter.com/MrLARIATO/status/1152849004499263488

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
This match has finisher exhaustion

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Susumu dramatically throwing lariats is one of the coolest things in wrestling.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Oh hey, showing Ben-K vs Eita from King of Gate during intermission is a smart idea.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



I'm seeing tofu and a dragon firing t-shirts.

e: ok i'm significantly behind

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





TTBF posted:

I'm seeing tofu and a dragon firing t-shirts.

Wrestling needs more mascots with t-shirt cannons.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


TTBF posted:

I'm seeing tofu and a dragon firing t-shirts.

Yeah, the commentators just mentioned that they would be showing it.

Oh, here it's starting.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


And saw none of it because I decided to have breakfast and use the facilities and go through a cup of tea because it's 9am dammit.

This has been a real enjoyable show. Been fun watching with the goons smart enough to turn up.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I'm unfamiliar with the english announcers but they haven't been terrible and the seem to have decent banter between themselves.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
WHAT

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





oh gently caress it's Shingo!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I got really confused hearing Shingo's music. Nice of him to pop by to say hello.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
TOZAWA

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Don't tease me like this Dragon Gate.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I havent seen Shuji Kondo in forever

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


This is a cool moment

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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Mochizuki's theme is GOAT-tier.

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