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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



But look, the Spanish title rhymes!



Secret Agent Pink Panther is setting off on a globe-trotting adventure because of whiny spoiled children.

He is going to learn about assassination attmepts, burial rites, dictators and more - all by talking to colourful characters, and reading the game's built-in encyclopaedia.

Like a true American, Pink mocks local customs and commits sacrilege every step of the way.

...

PtP has a sequel, Hocus Pocus Pink, but it's missing the best character from this game, it's partially rhyming, and completely insane (borderline Dementia levels, released the same year). Although, it's amusing to see a kids game teach about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Anyways, off we go:


















The sequel, Hokus Pokus Pink, is even more terrifying and poorly designed.













SelenicMartian fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Sep 16, 2019

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Let's get to the real edutainment part of the show without delay.

Today, Pink takes off his pants in front of a parent of one of the kids in his care.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The '90s animated series had a talking Pink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkqvDJ-kuB4

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

It seamlessly transitions from mocking Chinese opera into a badly dubbed martial arts movie at some point in the future.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

A portrait of a happy family.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

I click the furry link.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

quote:

In the 1990s, Bhutan expelled or forced to leave most of its ethnic Lhotshampa population, one-fifth of the country's entire population, demanding conformity in religion, dress, and language. Lhotshampas were arrested and expelled from the country and their property was expropriated.
Let's see how the game covers that

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

"That's a healthy heap o' dung!"

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Solumin posted:

I don't know what's worse.


No really I have no idea what's worse in this.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

I bet you didn't see this coming!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Kangra posted:

That is not how to do a conga line, game.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

It's from the old guy saying that his son learning abroad would complete the genocide.

For the next episode title I'll use a quote from E. A.Poe.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The terror grows only stronger in the sequel.



It starts with teeth.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

There is no furry link, but you'll be watching with a growing feeling of disgust anyway!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Everybody should share and care.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

*golf claps*
This place is weird with a capital F.



Pre-edutain me about Indonesia!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The Exorcist: Exposition. Featuring the dumbest possible voices for a giraffe, a rhino and an elephant.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

What an ending! What a VA for god of war! What a picture of Greece! What the gently caress!

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