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Really wish the movie theater was more accommodating but I'm sure this will be one of those funny dating stores we share with our friends years from now
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haven't discussed kids yet. honestly i'm kinda scared to bring it up with my 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb Triple Wall Box with Lid
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Jul 25, 2019 23:35
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thats me in the red shirt
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Jul 25, 2019 23:36
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vanisher posted:Really wish the movie theater was more accommodating but I'm sure this will be one of those funny dating stores we share with our friends years from now |
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Jul 25, 2019 23:37
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Resting Lich Face posted:Call me a prude but having your box out for the world to see is inappropriate. okay first off I don't 'own' my 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb Triple Wall Box with Lid girlfriend how barbaric and second off i'm not ashamed of her or her 1/2" thick corrugated cardboard body
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Jul 25, 2019 23:42
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It's a good shirt though
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Jul 26, 2019 00:11
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Jul 26, 2019 00:25
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Big Box W/lid
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Jul 26, 2019 00:51
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vanisher posted:Big Box W/lid
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Jul 26, 2019 01:44
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Jul 26, 2019 02:08
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you're a cute couple op
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Jul 26, 2019 02:30
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we were so different, back then
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Jul 26, 2019 04:01
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vanisher posted:Big Box W/lid |
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Jul 26, 2019 04:18
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vanisher posted:Big Box W/lid |
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Jul 26, 2019 04:29
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tried surprising them with a boxed gift.. won't ever make that mistake again |
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Jul 26, 2019 04:31
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oh my god you guys you will never believe this we went to high school together and didn't even know it
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Jul 26, 2019 05:30
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Container? I hardly know her |
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Jul 26, 2019 07:50
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Brad Pitt in Seven but he's married to a giant box: "What's surrounding the severed heeeeaad?" |
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Macnult posted:tried surprising them with a boxed gift.. won't ever make that mistake again I bet she flipped her lid over that |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Brad Pitt in Seven but he's married to a giant box: "What's surrounding the severed heeeeaad?" |
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Jul 26, 2019 08:14
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*In the bedroom, eyeing the box up and down* "oh baby, I'm gonna get so deep inside you tonight" *climbs inside and closes lid*
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Jul 26, 2019 09:53
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Jul 26, 2019 11:55
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176-176-176? Ha ha, only if she's 4'0". |
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google THIS posted:176-176-176? Ha ha, only if she's 4'0". lol
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google THIS posted:176-176-176? Ha ha, only if she's 4'0". Oh, my, God Becky, look at that box It is so big, it looks like One of those byob guys' girlfriends. But, ya know, who understands those byob guys? They only talk to it, because, It looks like a total shipping container, 'kay? I mean, the box, is just so big I can't believe it's just so square, it's like out there I mean gross, look She's just so, beige I like big box and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a box slides in with a corrugated lid And a square shape in your face You get sprung, want to pull up tough 'Cause you notice that box was stuffed Deep in the shrink wrap its wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that lid you got makes (me so horny) Ooh, cardboard-smooth-skin You say you want to get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average crate, see I've seen her stackin' To hell with romancin' She's a square, crate Got it goin' like modular freight I'm tired of magazines Sayin' boxboards are the thing Take the average man and ask him that She gotta pack and stack So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah) Is your girlfriend a huge box? (hell yeah) Tell 'em to ship it (ship it) ship it (ship it) Ship that sturdy box Baby got box (FedEx face with the UPS booty) Baby got box (FedEx face with the UPS booty) I like 'em square, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I want to get you home And ugh, triple-wall, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Amazon 'Cause single ply boxes are made for toys I want 'em real thick and sturdy So find that sturdy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble wrap So I'm lookin' at box videos Crushed corner bimbos saggin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my boxes like Flo Jo A word to the thick cardboard boxes, I want to get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I want to pack Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to ship it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the shipment on So, boxes (Yeah) boxes (Yeah) If you want to role in my Mercedes Sprinter (Yeah) Then turn around, fill it up Even bag boys got to shout Baby got box Baby got box Yeah, baby, when it comes to boxes Amazon ain't got nothin' To do with my selection 176-176-176? Ha ha, only if she's 4'0". So your girlfriend rolls a GM, packing tape by 3M But 3M ain't got a triple wall box with lid in the back of her GM My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got volume, hon You can do side bends or lid-folds But please don't lose that cube Some brothers want to play that hard role And tell you that the box ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Packworld says you're flat Well I ain't down with that 'Cause your waist is square and your angles are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the boxboard crates in the magazines You ain't it, Miss Thing Give me a triple wall box, I can't resist it Packing peanuts and foam didn't miss it Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his boxes are on my list He had game but he chose to flatten 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So boxes, if the shape is square, And you want a triple X get tare, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got box Baby got box |
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Finger Prince posted:Oh, my, God Becky, look at that box |
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My banh mi and coconut wives' boyfriends both like my new 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb triple wall box with lid girlfriend but this is going to be a doozy of a Christmas newsletter. |
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Finger Prince posted:Oh, my, God Becky, look at that box
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Finger Prince posted:Oh, my, God Becky, look at that box 
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google THIS posted:I'm glad she's not cosplaying as Solid Snake hiding like so many other boxes feel obligated to do. She obviously knows how to think outside herself.
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google THIS posted:I'm glad she's not cosplaying as Solid Snake hiding like so many other boxes feel obligated to do. She obviously knows how to think outside herself.
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