I'm dating a 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb Triple Wall Box with Lid

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Goons Are Gifts

All of them

# ? Jul 26, 2019 21:06

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cda: by Hand Knit

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Container? I hardly know her

# ? Jul 26, 2019 22:42

vanisher

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# ? Jul 26, 2019 23:18

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Goons Are Great posted:

All of them

Crazy how that go

# ? Jul 26, 2019 23:20

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

My girlfriend is now holding 590 pounds of rotting food from a half year of dinner dates but I don't have the heart to tell her she is gaining weight.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 23:23

Goons Are Gifts

You may need a lot of imagination, but the other day there was an instruction in a cartoon for how to make your sex a lot more special and louder.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 01:27

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

vanisher posted:

Waiter: "Would you like a box?"

Me: "I would love a box. And cherish it forever."

# ? Jul 27, 2019 03:14

google THIS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

My girlfriend is now holding 590 pounds of rotting food from a half year of dinner dates but I don't have the heart to tell her she is gaining weight.

Eh, she can take another 510 pounds, easy.

# ? Jul 27, 2019 03:32

xcheopis

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Waiter: "Would you like a box?"

Me: "I would love a box. And cherish it forever."

# ? Jul 27, 2019 04:35

super sweet best pal

Are you at the point in your relationship where you can watch unboxing videos together?

# ? Jul 27, 2019 13:07

City of Glompton

planning a special weekend getaway with my 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb triple wall box with lid

obviously need a good tape gun, any suggestions?

# ? Jul 27, 2019 16:05

alnilam

Definitely spring extra for one with the roller and plastic flange hanging on top that you press against your partner's outer walls to cut the tape and save the current spot on the roller. When you get into the heat of the moment it's worth it not to have to worry about finding the end of the tape again with your fingernails, let alone to start a run on the tape when you try to pull it!

As always with tape-and-blade play be careful, use a safe word, and have fun

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# ? Jul 27, 2019 16:11

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb Triple Wall Box with Lid wife and I are expecting. She's about 2 months along now. I know there's still some time to go but I can already picture throwing around the old pigskin with my 16 x 12 x 16" 275 lb Double Wall Box with Lid son. (My 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb Triple Wall Box with Lid wife clears her throat and gives me a look.) O-or my 16 x 12 x 16" 275 lb Double Wall Box with Lid daughter!

# ? Jul 27, 2019 18:24

google THIS

The Clowner posted:

My 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb Triple Wall Box with Lid wife and I are expecting. She's about 2 months along now. I know there's still some time to go but I can already picture throwing around the old pigskin with my 16 x 12 x 16" 275 lb Double Wall Box with Lid son. (My 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb Triple Wall Box with Lid wife clears her throat and gives me a look.) O-or my 16 x 12 x 16" 275 lb Double Wall Box with Lid daughter!

# ? Jul 27, 2019 20:36

google THIS

Hey baby how about if I...set the mood?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

# ? Jul 27, 2019 20:39

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

Hey baby how about if I...set the mood?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 21:44

vanisher

Kinda getting serious, hope she likes this style

# ? Jul 27, 2019 21:59

cda: by Hand Knit

super sweet best pal posted:

Are you at the point in your relationship where you can watch unboxing videos together?

haha

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# ? Jul 27, 2019 23:52

FutonForensic

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Waiter: "Would you like a box?"

Me: "I would love a box. And cherish it forever."

# ? Jul 28, 2019 06:03

FutonForensic

# ? Jul 28, 2019 06:06

vanisher

# ? Jul 28, 2019 07:39

vanisher

# ? Jul 28, 2019 07:46

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

# ? Jul 28, 2019 08:42

Goons Are Gifts

Drink-Mix Man posted:

By all that is holy :five:

# ? Jul 28, 2019 11:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

hot dog!

# ? Jul 28, 2019 11:08

Space Taxi

I got invited into Box's house after the third date and got to see her flaps

# ? Jul 28, 2019 13:57

Goons Are Gifts

Solid box office, too

# ? Jul 28, 2019 14:14

vanisher

Drink-Mix Man posted:

lmbo

# ? Jul 28, 2019 15:47

google THIS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

# ? Jul 28, 2019 15:48

FutonForensic

Drink-Mix Man posted:

# ? Jul 28, 2019 17:27

alnilam

hey op i was wondering if you and the ol 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb triple wall box with lid wanted to go out on a double date? I'd love for you both to meet the wonderful 40 ft intermodal shipping container i met

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# ? Aug 8, 2019 15:12

vanisher

alnilam posted:

hey op i was wondering if you and the ol 48 x 40 x 48" 1,100 lb triple wall box with lid wanted to go out on a double date? I'd love for you both to meet the wonderful 40 ft intermodal shipping container i met

This is a common scam. Some overseas shipping container trying to date you, then they want you to convert them into a house.

Look maybe this one is different but just be careful okay

# ? Aug 8, 2019 18:37

Macnult

thanks for paying tonight honey but i'll take care of the tip + shipping fees

# ? Aug 8, 2019 19:08

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Macnult

Drink-Mix Man posted:

lmao

# ? Aug 8, 2019 19:09

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