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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Sereri posted:

I predict that Bayern will win the Meisterschaft with only a small lead this year.

It gets so close because on the way to game of the 20th Spieltag, the FCB Mannschaftsbus gets into an accident, resulting in the deaths of all players.

They still win half of the remaining games despite not sending any players onto the field.

The ghosts (and Franz' eyes) of players past will get them through, agreed.

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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You know Lowtax has a Patreon if you absolutely need to spend 10 bucks now.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Meanwhile in Dortmund:

*erases video of the friendly vs Udinese*

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Jul 7, 2006

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Making Schmidt a permanent signing felt off after Augsburg got murdered in their last couple of season games, someone in the Augsburg leadership didn't get the memo.

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Jul 7, 2006

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It me, Niko Kovac, having Tolisso play instead of Sanches.

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Jul 7, 2006

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lmao Grujic, that was his concussion talking.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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It me again, Niko your cousin, subbing in minute 85 to give Sanches a cool 5 minutes

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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How the gently caress is this guy getting paid for taking off Gnabry?

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trem_two posted:

so Sanches is good again, I take it?

He was never bad, both managers Bayern employed since his transfer are just extremely bad at utilizing his skill set (and the current one at using subs in a timely manner).

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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That's the cup pairings.

Also you're gonna end up playing strong teams either way, twice even.

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Jul 7, 2006

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I did not expect the Bortmund hypetrain to end on matchday 3, a wee bit early.

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Jul 7, 2006

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saltyslug posted:

I'm going to Union-Dortmund this weekend 😁

Hope you had a good time in Köpenick.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Lolverkusen

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Jul 7, 2006

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That was kinda early.

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Jul 7, 2006

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https://twitter.com/WolfsbergerAC/status/1177970223896551426?s=20

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Erster Platz ist Lava.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Everyone knew this was coming, and boy did it ever.

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Jul 7, 2006

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The team had regressed to 90's Heldenfußball and got carried by Lewy.

Healbot
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This there Bobby Lewandowski ain't half bad a player, lemme tell ya

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Jul 7, 2006

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Facing relegation while fit, the Jürgen Klinsmann Berlin Story.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Converting sitters would be kinda nice Bayern.

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Jul 7, 2006

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*boots up PC*

This Erling kid is apparently pretty good, at scoring goals.

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Jul 7, 2006

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rear end cobra posted:

Every Dortmund sub-off seems to be a massive whiny bitch :confused:

That's just a normal day for Dortmund though. :confused:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Yo, don't run around either giving the media ideas or writing these headlines, tyvm

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Babies Getting Rabies posted:

This could have all been avoided if we had guillotined all billionaires already.


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Jul 7, 2006

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It’s one of the few times a game got suspended twice, due to hurt billionaire fee fees.

I can’t seem to remember any instance of this happening after hearing monkey chants from the stands whenever a black opposition player was near though. Torunariga is probably too poor to afford this kind of compassion.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Joke's on you, Bayern is still Meister.

Also keep a death watch for several clubs during the suspended competition, since the TV contract is supposed to pay out the third tranche after completing Matchday 26, lmao

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Jul 7, 2006

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Torrannor posted:

Any particular candidates? Isn't Werder even more in debt than most other Bundesliga clubs?

Yes, Werder is in acute danger, as always.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Nice, Sky is giving me the option of canned stadium audience.

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Jul 7, 2006

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TelekineticBear! posted:

How has Wagner managed to get a job at Schalke

Very carefully

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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I could stomach 20 minutes of this kind of football guys, wish me luck for tomorrow's Monaco Di Bavaria game. Empty stadiums are boring as gently caress.

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Jul 7, 2006

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I’m as surprised as you guys oliwan came around with another one-two punch of bad posting, but please adhere to social posting distance from one another as laid out in the rules.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Should be offside, and is called.

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Jul 7, 2006

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That’s the radio broadcast, isn’t it?

Because DAZN has streaming rights for Monday and Friday games lol

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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Diese Serie auf Netflix hat Herz, aber Hertha - Union hat einen Fußball in die Leisten. Decisions, decisions.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Oof oww my iron bones

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Jul 7, 2006

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Hinteregger with the poo poo brace, one goal for each club.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Yes. It is pretty plain to see how much talent he has whenever you see him play.

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Jul 7, 2006

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Also Hinteregger scored a brace and own goal, to amend another post of mine on this page.

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

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This matchday so far has been actually entertaining, let's see how Schalke is doing

wow they're behind.

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