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vanisher posted:Oh my god we've probably been introduced already but I'm horrible with names I'm horrible with manes |
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Aug 4, 2019 19:16
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*presses button on microphone to speak but causes ear-piercing feedback instead* "whoa! hey haha sorry about that folks! Let's try that again. There we are, much better. Okay, coming up on the left here *shows hippopotamus* we've got a... a... uhhh... *snaps fingers* hypotenuse! A hypotenuse, ladies and gentlemen. And Hypoteni, as everyone knows, are a kind of... uhh. hmm. *bending over to whisper to the tour bus driver* "larry help me out here, what do you call the... you know, eight eyes, way too many fuckin' legs... oh yeah! *straightens back up triumphantly* "Mallard, ladies and gentlemen, they're a kind of mallard". *Hippopotamus takes a big old poo poo and waddles off* "Nature sure is beautiful, huh folks?"
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Aug 4, 2019 19:40
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Bacon Taco posted:I'm horrible with manes Hi horrible with manes, I'm...uh... actually , I forget who I am. |
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Aug 4, 2019 20:39
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Bacon Taco posted:I'm horrible with manes |
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Aug 4, 2019 22:06
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Hey guys, would you look at that! You know what I see sitting out there, out in the yellow swishy-stalks? You see it too - say it with me: 'I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with a... ?' ...No one? That's fine. New game everybody: Twenty Questions! I'll start you all off: it's an animal.
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Aug 4, 2019 23:53
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Lux Animus posted:Hey guys, would you look at that! You know what I see sitting out there, out in the yellow swishy-stalks? You see it too - say it with me: 'I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with a... ?' Man, and I was gonna guess "breadbox"... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 4, 2019 23:57
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Guide: Um, um, all right everyone, let's leave this one to little Jimmy! all right Jimmy, now those are… Jimmy: Giwaffes. Guide: That's...exactly right! And they eat… Jimmy: Weaves. Guide: Wow, ha ha, very good, Jimmy! Let's give him a hand everyone! Say Jimmy, how would you like to be my new junior safari guide? Jimmy: Ok. (everyone chuckles) Guide: How does 20% sound? |
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Aug 5, 2019 00:51
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Bacon Taco posted:I'm horrible with manes |
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Aug 5, 2019 01:24
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"i'm not owned! i'm not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly realize man is an animal and forget my own name
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Aug 5, 2019 01:46
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magic cactus posted:"i'm not owned! i'm not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly realize man is an animal and forget my own name |
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Aug 5, 2019 02:45
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Bats? Don't be silly, we're here to look at animals, not play baseball.
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Aug 5, 2019 08:59
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"It is a terrible crime to kill... one of those things. Drinking their blood will keep your alive even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You will... drat it, I'm sorry, what are those things called again?" "Unicorns." *snaps fingers* "Unicorns! It was on the tip of my tongue this whole time. Thank you, umm..." "Harry. Harry Potter." "Harry Potter, thank you. You're the coolest hippogriff I know." |
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Aug 6, 2019 03:54
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The Clowner posted:"It is a terrible crime to kill... one of those things. Drinking their blood will keep your alive even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You will... drat it, I'm sorry, what are those things called again?" *Giant spider appears* "Whoa! That's the biggest dog I've ever seen!" Harry potter grips his wand a little tighter and debates just straight up killing this moron
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Aug 6, 2019 04:03
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*Points to the elephants* "Oh, now these guys. They're the best. These are called doofy dogs."
High on the hog, 90's style. |
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Aug 6, 2019 08:18
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Pointing out a sea bass but pronouncing it "base".
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Aug 6, 2019 09:44
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don't feed the fassbender, ma'am
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Aug 6, 2019 09:49
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super sweet best pal posted:Pointing out a sea bass but pronouncing it "base". i like
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Aug 6, 2019 10:10
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super sweet best pal posted:Pointing out a sea bass but pronouncing it "base". |
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Aug 6, 2019 11:42
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FactsAreUseless posted:distinctly saying "seeb rear end" such a dirty creature
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Aug 6, 2019 13:29
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Flipping through a zoological encyclopedia "Sea lion? That looks nothing like a lion. Lionfish? Come on, you already tried the fake lion gag. Blue footed booby? Woodcock? TUFTED TITMOUSE?" Throws the book away because it's obviously a prank
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Aug 7, 2019 00:38
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"What a slothful creature, which is why they call it the layabout lemur." |
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Aug 7, 2019 00:45
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| Trying to suss out whether my bros are pulling one of their classic pranks or a "platterpuss" is a real animal, and getting increasingly angry-but-still-trying-to-appear-jovial | |
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Aug 7, 2019 00:49
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are you rhinoserious right now
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Aug 7, 2019 01:26
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the entire eugene ionesco play Rhinoceros but nobody in the play can remember what the animal is called, also the play is titled "Ornery Grey Animal (Symbolic for Fascism??)"
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Aug 7, 2019 01:41
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alnilam posted:the entire eugene ionesco play Rhinoceros but nobody in the play can remember what the animal is called, also the play is titled "Ornery Grey Animal (Symbolic for Fascism??)" Actors confused about the subtext is also a good thread idea |
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Aug 7, 2019 01:58
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I don't understand why these pigs are being so rude to that horse. He is working very hard. |
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Aug 7, 2019 01:59
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An awkwardly quiet family dinner after I get fired from my job as a safari guide. Finally I can stand the tension no longer. "All right!" I say. "It's time to address the...the...(trumpets with my lips while waving my arm around in front of me)...in the room!" |
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Aug 7, 2019 02:15
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google THIS posted:An awkwardly quiet family dinner after I get fired from my job as a safari guide. Finally I can stand the tension no longer. "All right!" I say. "It's time to address the...the...(trumpets with my lips while waving my arm around in front of me)...in the room!" |
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Aug 7, 2019 02:26
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[drives to field of elephants] over here we got big faces [drives to field of giraffes] and over here we got long necks
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Aug 7, 2019 02:32
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google THIS posted:An awkwardly quiet family dinner after I get fired from my job as a safari guide. Finally I can stand the tension no longer. "All right!" I say. "It's time to address the...the...(trumpets with my lips while waving my arm around in front of me)...in the room!" |
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Aug 7, 2019 08:07
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The aye-aye, the Jay Jay, the que-que. |
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Aug 7, 2019 09:32
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FactsAreUseless posted:The aye-aye, the Jay Jay, the que-que. |
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Aug 7, 2019 09:33
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google THIS posted:An awkwardly quiet family dinner after I get fired from my job as a safari guide. Finally I can stand the tension no longer. "All right!" I say. "It's time to address the...the...(trumpets with my lips while waving my arm around in front of me)...in the room!" FactsAreUseless posted:The aye-aye, the Jay Jay, the que-que.
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Aug 7, 2019 11:38
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hecka phants |
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Aug 7, 2019 11:55
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On the right you can see a herd of Zubaz horses! *While visitors are taking photos of zebras* They're distant cousins to the Zubaz cat, but unfortunately we likely won't see any of them, as they are jungle denizens and rarely venture into the Serengeti. Zubaz is a registered trademark, of course. |
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Aug 7, 2019 14:46
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"I hope we see a fart goblin" *no animals are seen for the next 12 minutes "well we didn't get to see one of the... oh look a paper fan!" *points to a peacock*
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Aug 7, 2019 14:56
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*seeing a pack of hyenas, driver ducks down low* Take a look at the ground bullies if you want, just be warned that they can really hurt your feelings. I can't let them see me after last time. |
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Aug 7, 2019 15:23
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Galaxander posted:*seeing a pack of hyenas, driver ducks down low* Take a look at the ground bullies if you want, just be warned that they can really hurt your feelings. I can't let them see me after last time. *Mockingjay flies overhead* *Driver tries to slide under the seat* |
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Aug 7, 2019 15:47
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Look it's a moon bird! These birds fly to the moon during the winter and come back here to nest during the summer. *points to a Cuckoo bird*
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Aug 7, 2019 16:14
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*Tells a zebra he just got a new phone and asks it to put its information in* |
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Aug 7, 2019 17:15
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