|
Safari guide (pointing at a platypus): And this little fella over here is called a... it's the, uh... duck bunny. And it um, lays eggs and has milk so you can make some really interesting french toast. |
#
¿
Jul 29, 2019 17:28
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 14, 2024 18:54 |
|
|
"HOLY poo poo, DO YOU SEE THAT loving THING?" -Safari guide tripping balls and noticing his own shadow |
|
#
¿
Jul 30, 2019 00:08
|
|
|
I'd like to make a couple of points about whatever that thing over there is. 1) It looks really angry, and I'm p-p-p-r-r-etty sure it's heading this way at a high rate of speed, and... 2) **voice fading away in the distance** I don't have to ran faster than it;I just have to be faster than one of you... |
|
#
¿
Jul 31, 2019 10:50
|
|
|
canyoneer posted:himalayan macaque https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
|
#
¿
Jul 31, 2019 23:02
|
|
|
"And that over there is a meth head!" said the otherwise flustered and confused safari guide, pointing at what appeared to be an alligator. Except this time the guide was right, for this was a Florida alligator, and it had acquired a methamphetamine habit as it grew up and matured in the sewers. It had no real purpose or motivation in life. It had no home. It had no spouse. But even more tragic and ridiculous, it had no teeth. |
|
#
¿
Aug 2, 2019 01:46
|
|
|
canyoneer posted:
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
|
#
¿
Aug 2, 2019 17:58
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 14, 2024 18:54 |
|
|
Lux Animus posted:Hey guys, would you look at that! You know what I see sitting out there, out in the yellow swishy-stalks? You see it too - say it with me: 'I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with a... ?' Man, and I was gonna guess "breadbox"... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
|
#
¿
Aug 4, 2019 23:57
|
|