Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
super sweet best pal

They wanted a safari expert and I use it all the time on my iPhone.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

super sweet best pal

Points at a tortoise "Look kids, it's Gamera! Hi Gamera!"

super sweet best pal

Bats? Don't be silly, we're here to look at animals, not play baseball.

super sweet best pal

Pointing out a sea bass but pronouncing it "base".

super sweet best pal

Flipping through a zoological encyclopedia

"Sea lion? That looks nothing like a lion. Lionfish? Come on, you already tried the fake lion gag. Blue footed booby? Woodcock? TUFTED TITMOUSE?"

Throws the book away because it's obviously a prank

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

super sweet best pal

bee eater posted:

*points at giant termite mound* and that, my friends, is a colony of living Floam and, yes, just like its domesticated counterpart it makes farty noises when u squish it

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply