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"Sorry, folks, not a lot to see today." Howler monkey drives by on a scooter smoking a cigarette and wearing a messenger's cap. "Apart from traffic I guess. But don't worry, we'll have a blast at the flower garden; I hear the bees are out in force!"
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"I give you the Greater Cheese Gobbler." A bunch of German tourists snap pictures of the Golden Corral buffet line.
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Jul 31, 2019 13:34
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Trying not to be a creep, but also trying to steal this five year old's Illustrated Guide to Monkeys.
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Aug 2, 2019 13:52
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Jeep clattering to a stop on the steps of the natural history museum, "I gotta run in and get...snacks."
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Aug 2, 2019 16:45
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Looking at an aye-aye, looking at my book, looking at an aye-aye, looking at my book. "Says here that's a ghost."
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Aug 2, 2019 17:29
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i panic for a moment but then start substituting in the name of the nearest pokémon. long story short, an almost four star rating on trip adviser 
I just noticed this and it cracked me up.
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"What a slothful creature, which is why they call it the layabout lemur."
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Aug 7, 2019 00:45
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the entire eugene ionesco play Rhinoceros but nobody in the play can remember what the animal is called, also the play is titled "Ornery Grey Animal (Symbolic for Fascism??)"
Actors confused about the subtext is also a good thread idea
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Aug 7, 2019 01:58
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I don't understand why these pigs are being so rude to that horse. He is working very hard.
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*seeing a pack of hyenas, driver ducks down low* Take a look at the ground bullies if you want, just be warned that they can really hurt your feelings. I can't let them see me after last time.
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*Driver tries to slide under the seat*
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