safari guide who cannot remember any of the animal names

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > safari guide who cannot remember any of the animal names

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

A weema-weh, a weema-weh, a weema-weh, a weema-weh...look everyone, it's a whole family of weema-wehs!

# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 23:41

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 14:38

Goons Are Gifts

Usual, these guys hunt for themselves and are also very patient. They spin up their evil traps, waiting for innocent prey to land in, so they can then digest them externally by covering them with highly effective acid that turns their inside liquid. They have long and prosper lives, but do not function well in society.

*the entire group stares at the congressman the guide is pointing at*

# ¿ Aug 2, 2019 14:36

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

An awkwardly quiet family dinner after I get fired from my job as a safari guide. Finally I can stand the tension no longer. "All right!" I say. "It's time to address the...the...(trumpets with my lips while waving my arm around in front of me)...in the room!"

FactsAreUseless posted:

The aye-aye, the Jay Jay, the que-que.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 11:38

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