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You ever just see a thread title and just go "oh this one's gonna be goooood"? Well it didn't disappoint. Obviously lol at all of the posts itt. "Sir this is a safari" Wait, what? "And you're the tour guide!" Wait, what??? |
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| going to the byob zoo to pet all the wednesdays and fridays | |
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Aug 2, 2019 23:56
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"It is a terrible crime to kill... one of those things. Drinking their blood will keep your alive even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You will... drat it, I'm sorry, what are those things called again?" "Unicorns." *snaps fingers* "Unicorns! It was on the tip of my tongue this whole time. Thank you, umm..." "Harry. Harry Potter." "Harry Potter, thank you. You're the coolest hippogriff I know." |
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Aug 6, 2019 03:54
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| Trying to suss out whether my bros are pulling one of their classic pranks or a "platterpuss" is a real animal, and getting increasingly angry-but-still-trying-to-appear-jovial | |
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Aug 7, 2019 00:49
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google THIS posted:An awkwardly quiet family dinner after I get fired from my job as a safari guide. Finally I can stand the tension no longer. "All right!" I say. "It's time to address the...the...(trumpets with my lips while waving my arm around in front of me)...in the room!" |
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Aug 7, 2019 02:26
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