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Guide: "on your left, the daimond rattlesnage" |
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Careful! The snage has escaped!! (Confused and alarmed tour passengers look around not really knowing what to look for) |
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Jul 29, 2019 18:27
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Ah! The monster has woken! "Wait is it a big animal or does he think monsters are real" |
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Jul 29, 2019 18:33
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Ah! A group of big dog types. Known and hunted for their rare and beautiful teeth, these big dog guys are king of the dogs. (Tram slowly drives past elephants) |
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Jul 29, 2019 19:14
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The Safari guide puts his hand over the microphone and talks to the passenger next to him "sorry sir, what's that?" The man replies "Oh, just a camera. It's Steve's" patting his friend on the shoulder. The guide removes his hand from the speaker "ahead you'll see the wild Camera, known for its many beautiful Steves."
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Jul 30, 2019 00:49
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(Guide flipping frantically though an 8 page animal board book for toddlers) |
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Aug 2, 2019 16:48
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(guide only knows animal mascot brands and calls them out as they drive through the reserve)
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Aug 2, 2019 18:09
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canyoneer posted:
"hold on folks having technical difficulties" (pulling lever with increased frustration to try and get it to land on the elephant) "trust me folks this minor delay is worth it"
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Aug 2, 2019 18:11
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a safari guide through Kauai but all they do is point out chickens in the street. Somehow the guide has named over 100 chickens
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Aug 2, 2019 18:13
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Oh my god we've probably been introduced already but I'm horrible with names |
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Aug 4, 2019 15:10
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Bacon Taco posted:I'm horrible with manes |
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