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First order of business: 99% of the email I get from you guys is some variation of "please let me know how to poison my dog and / or cat," so boy do I have the potential offer for you: Secondly, UNIDEF, who is apparently a poster of the not-so-high-quality variety, has been emailing me. A lot. I deleted most of them, but here are the few I overlooked.  Yes, he threatened to rape my daughter because he was banned. No, he did not specify which daughter, but I'm assuming my three-year old is safe and he'll just go for the 14 or 11-year old. I'll give them a heads up as soon as he provides any additional details. That is all, please discuss as you all see fit.
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Also search should be caught up by now. Let me know if there are still any re-indexing issues. The problem was that Steadfast had rebooted the VM without informing me, which obviously causes issues.
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Jul 30, 2019 16:27
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I represent Mike Huckabee's large adult sons and they are interested in being the spokespeople. Very, VERY interested.
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Jul 30, 2019 16:31
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Those Emails look like quite the read from inside of a crazy person
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Jul 30, 2019 16:32
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Katamari Democracy posted:Those Emails look like quite the read from inside of a goon
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Jul 30, 2019 16:34
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you should consider reporting any emails containing actual threats to the authorities, lowtax
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Jul 30, 2019 16:38
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LordArgh posted:you should consider reporting any emails containing actual threats to the authorities, lowtax
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Jul 30, 2019 16:39
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Heavy is the burden of being a VIP
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Jul 30, 2019 16:39
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Banned people are no longer Goons so no, he is not a Goon.
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Jul 30, 2019 16:39
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Thats what you get when you ban John McAfee
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Jul 30, 2019 16:42
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Thats what you get when you ban John McAfee
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Does UNIDEF stand for anything in particular? United Duck Egress Force?
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Jul 30, 2019 16:54
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Lowtax, have you considered heeding Dakota's email about poisons and extending it to deer? http://www.wildlifeanimalcontrol.com/deerpoison.html
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EorayMel posted:Lowtax, have you considered heeding Dakota's email about poisons and extending it to deer?
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Jul 30, 2019 16:59
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I wasn't GOING to poison any dogs or cats but I'm definitely considering it now
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poison is dishonorable and cowardly. i would like a database of plants suited for murdering dogs and cats in one on one duels
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Jul 30, 2019 17:06
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Don't fall for this, Lowtax is in a medically induced coma and it's his daughter who is posting with his account.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Don't fall for this, Lowtax is in a medically induced coma and it's his daughter who is posting with his account.
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What kinds of plants are poisonous to obsessive internet crazy people? Dakota Mackey might be able to help you out.
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Lowtax posted:My kids all suck at posting and if they were using my account, you'd be seeing Family Guy vaping memes. The true visionaries of our age.
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Resting Lich Face posted:The true visionaries of our age.
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Oh while I'm here, please enjoy the GAME SHOW OF DEATH. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExRJTOslmhU
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Vargs posted:What kinds of plants are poisonous to obsessive internet crazy people? Dakota Mackey might be able to help you out. Lettuce and spinach.
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it’s pretty “rich” that a guy whose namesake celebrates a politician-turned-murderer would be so concerned about violent threats 
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Bad Purchase posted:it’s pretty “rich” that a guy whose namesake celebrates a politician-turned-murder would be so concerned about violent threats the only one who is owned here is............. YOU............. !!
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Jul 30, 2019 17:30
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gently caress
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How many emails do I need to send, so my bad (e)posting gets highlighted?
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Gath posted:How many emails do I need to send, so my bad (e)posting gets highlighted? start now and let us know the answer when you make your new account
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We have to take back the senate before Lowtax dies or Cocaine Mitch is going to replace him with someone horrible
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bird with big dick posted:We have to take back the senate before Lowtax dies or Cocaine Mitch is going to replace him with someone horrible
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I love you senor lowtax. Your forums are the best. I hope everything's going well with you and your family. Also please Nuke the world and start over.
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Nurge posted:I love you senor lowtax. Your forums are the best. I hope everything's going well with you and your family. Also please Nuke the world and start over.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW4cSKWPre4 Its this, but hes talking about lowtax and has abducted two children.
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Lowtax posted:
If anyone is lurking this thread and thinking about joining Something Awful the great web forum, please choose the username Filipino Guy Little Fucker
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Lowtax posted:Absolutely literally everything in my life is utter garbage right now and has been for about half a year but thank you, I do appreciate it! I'm sorry for that. I would do some patreon poo poo but I'm poor as gently caress. Maybe at a later date. I'm still chuffed you sometimes come around here and remember the peeps.
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Nurge posted:I'm sorry for that. I would do some patreon poo poo but I'm poor as gently caress. Maybe at a later date. I'm still chuffed you sometimes come around here and remember the peeps.
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Jul 30, 2019 17:44
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Are you talking about unidef freeman? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3891542 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3878436 Dude is insane.
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Jul 30, 2019 17:45
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:Are you talking about unidef freeman? Yes, and yes.
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Lowtax posted:It's not so much about money as it is my life being an eternal cavalcade of unforeseen curses befalling upon me nonstop, and also all at once. Yeah I understand. You have a lot of really lovely stuff going on with your health. I hope they can fix it so you're at least stable. Best of luck.
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Lowtax posted:Absolutely literally everything in my life is utter garbage right now and has been for about half a year but thank you, I do appreciate it! On the bright side, you have a veritable army of morons, goofballs and assorted idiots poised to do your will as long as it doesn't inconvenience us too much
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