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titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Who What Now posted:

I'm always looking for the perfect pair of tiddies. I fear it is a hunt that will take me to my grave.

It's this op

More specifically it is an porno that i saw a clip from. A Charlie's Angels parody, the angels were receiving a briefing from the speaker, and then a Russian defector arrived and she was the one who possessed the perfect pair of tiddies.

After the angels strip searched her to make sure she wasn't wearing a wire she made then play nude twister because that was the only way to train for their top secret mission.

Please i need help this must be found

# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 13:37

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:48

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

The_dude_abides posted:

I'm pretty sure it was a movie. There could have been robots and aliens, and some element of revenge in the plot.

Superman 2 or whichever one it was that had general zod?

# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 10:50

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

signalnoise posted:

There is a scene from a movie where it's an adult man and his elderly father and the father chides him about how difficult it was to raise the man, and the man responds with an outburst of "I WAS A CHILD" along with some other stuff about kids being expected to gently caress up and parents being there to guide them or something. I can't remember what movie this is and the search terms I can think of for it don't work.

There was a scene like this between Sean and his father on the show Psych. I think it was the first season, maybe the one where he had to build a dog house

# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 20:33

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

signalnoise posted:

It's not Indiana Jones

I wouldn't doubt if that was it actually. I did watch the hell out of Psych but it's been a long time since the less comical first season

It was not the dog house episode (s1e2), i just checked, but I'm pretty sure there is a conversation like that early in season 1.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 21:20

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Condwr posted:

Gonna be a long shot but I've been hunting this down for ages now, but here goes. It was a tv show that either showed on either BBC or ITV kids (I saw it coming home from school back in maybe around '02-'05) that was about a kid who's house got hit with a meteor or something, and inside was a parasite that attached to the back of his neck. It started out really small until time passed and it got big enough to see, it learned how to talk and the kid became friends with it but later on down the line the more the parasite/alien thing grew the more it was draining him until he was pretty much bedridden, I half remember a scene where the parents tried to remove it or something and this thing had grown tentacles and turned this kids bedroom into a nest or something and was actively fighting back the parents and anyone else who came into the room. I only remember it so vividly because after I saw it I was constantly checking the ceilings and wore coats a lot to try and protect the back of my neck, I can't really remember more than that other than it being an early 00s BBC/ITV show that aired around 4pm on weekdays. It didn't last long, but man it's stuck with me all this time.

A lot of shows have done something like this, the ones that come of the top of my head that might fit are Teen Titans, Adventure Time, and Futurama.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 18:12

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Raspberry Bang posted:

A kickboxing gif in which a guy is about to get kicked in the face. Right as it’s about to connect there is an inserted close up shot of a guy just licking a person’s feet. I think I saw it in the lol trump thread a while back.

In that gif the person throwing the kick was Anderson Silva but i will not search for "anderson silva foot licking gif"

# ¿ Aug 18, 2022 06:02

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Milo and POTUS posted:

https://accountant247.tripod.com/gossip.html

Lol at this whole thing. It's funny and a little gross to see all the pearl clutching over who's gay or bi and which ones *gasp* never finished high school.

Many of the rumors seem outlandish until you get to parts like "Kevin Spacey is closeted and likes his boys really young" and "Donald Trump is the focus of all evil in the modern world and represents much of what is wrong with America"

Then you realize that this was written in 2003

# ¿ Oct 6, 2022 08:08

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Yeah, chuggo's magnum opus Ah C'mon doesn't have the exact line op was looking for but does contain a line that roughly goes: see that kid stealing? That is a thief / see the boots behind him? That's the police

E: also the song is loving great and i don't even like rap or country

# ¿ Dec 22, 2022 07:19

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Sex Farm posted:

A short story that i remember being linked to from here. I think there was a lady reporter on assignment and going with a... scientist? Into some sort of either time machine or shrinking machine. I think it has something to do with the heat death of the universe, i remember at the end she survives somehow and she finds out the scientist tried it again?

Could you be thinking of Safety Not Guaranteed? It's a movie, not a short story.

It's based on a joke personal ad that ran in some magazine in the 90's. An editor wrote it to fill space but it was weird and evocative and got shared on Leno and Car Talk, and eventually a movie was made.

# ¿ May 4, 2023 10:10

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I AM GRANDO posted:

There is also the related phenomenon of adults making movies about high school that feature things from 30 years earlier as if they still exist. Like, how many movies from the 80s had greaser bullies in leather jackets?

I mean i went to high school in the 90's and i was def a greaser in a leather jacket. My hair mousse budget was off the fuckin chain

# ¿ Dec 24, 2023 16:08

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:48

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Ariana grande doing an impression of celine dion doing a cover of can't feel my face by the weekend?

# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:28

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